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Edited by A Dumb Door:
1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ushan *Aims flintlock pistol at Isaac* Right! This is The Navy, I'm here to arrest you on the charge of being a black man from Somalia. *pulls trigger*[/quote]Your shot missed. It's smoothbore! You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn 5" away!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.[/quote]Why don't I just maintain the top of this page then?[/quote]lolwut[/quote]You heard me. This is mutiny. Long have I suffered under your orders to constantly scour Bungie.net! Long have I scoured under Bungie.net along side the Disembodied Soul, suffering as he did, suffering his hatred as my journey has an end! Long have I waited for this day, when I am the master whilst you crawl on your belly as a seeker! May you suffer what I have suffered, what Disembodied Soul has suffered! So thus, THIS... IS... MUTINY! *kicks open door only to find an empty room*[/quote] *Aims flintlock pistol at Isaac* Right! This is The Navy, I'm here to arrest you on the charge of being a black man from Somalia. *pulls trigger*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke *kicks open door only to find an empty room*[/quote]*Strolls in, shoots door* We got him people [Edited on 05.22.2011 10:55 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.[/quote]Why don't I just maintain the top of this page then?[/quote]lolwut[/quote]You heard me. This is mutiny. Long have I suffered under your orders to constantly scour Bungie.net! Long have I scoured under Bungie.net along side the Disembodied Soul, suffering as he did, suffering his hatred as my journey has an end! Long have I waited for this day, when I am the master whilst you crawl on your belly as a seeker! May you suffer what I have suffered, what Disembodied Soul has suffered! So thus, THIS... IS... MUTINY! *kicks open door only to find an empty room*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.[/quote]Why don't I just maintain the top of this page then?[/quote]lolwut
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I will help you get to the next page with this single post.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.[/quote]Why don't I just maintain the top of this page then?
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Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SGT Rhino 76 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door You submitted it as a quote. I scanned through, but didn't really find anything. Unless you have a specific few posts in mind, though...[/quote] Well, the ones where the guy talks about puberty.... awkward, I know, but I am sure you could pick a few min-memes or anything like that matter. I shall edit this when I find a funny quote. First Edit [quote] Posted By; the Hurtful turkey It means you are a male with a functioning set of testicles. [/quote] Second Edit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf "Hey guys, I saw someone who looks attractive online, with pics readily available, but I'm an -blam!- and won't show anyone."[/quote] Can't you all just google pr0n instead?[/quote]I think all of them are ugly.[/quote] Third Edit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WatchfulStrider She is a Cylon. History always repeats itself. If you love her, you will betray your entire species. Which will open yet another door for History to repeat itself. [i]Thus begins the Human-Cylon War. . .[/i][/quote] FINAL edit: That is all the funny stuff I could gather. [/quote]Please do not put any of these in.
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K done. [Edited on 06.14.2011 9:56 PM PDT]
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Here comes teh sun. Dun nun nun du Here comes teh sun. Dun nun nun du
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marik Ishtar How do you quote something from a different thread and send it to you? I have a funny quote I would like to share.[/quote] Reply-> quote-> copy quote-> paste here[/quote]Actually, our dimwitted friend prefers PMs instead.[/quote] True, but the process is similar.[/quote] Okay, thanks. I sent it to him in a PM. But, just in case, I will post it here. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marik Ishtar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALLO3arbiter today are coming some friends to me [/quote] The 12-year-old in me finds that hilarious for some reason.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] English Grammar What the f- *explodes*[/quote][/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marik Ishtar How do you quote something from a different thread and send it to you? I have a funny quote I would like to share.[/quote] Reply-> quote-> copy quote-> paste here[/quote]Actually, our dimwitted friend prefers PMs instead.[/quote] True, but the process is similar.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marik Ishtar How do you quote something from a different thread and send it to you? I have a funny quote I would like to share.[/quote] Reply-> quote-> copy quote-> paste here[/quote]Actually, our dimwitted friend prefers PMs instead.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marik Ishtar How do you quote something from a different thread and send it to you? I have a funny quote I would like to share.[/quote] Reply-> quote-> copy quote-> paste here
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How do you quote something from a different thread and send it to you? I have a funny quote I would like to share.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Good work, guys. Just need like 4 more posts estimated.[/quote] Yes, sir.
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Good work, guys. Just need like 4 more posts estimated.
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I don't know any jokes, but I'll post for Door.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK The sane part of society (i.e not you) understands that an eye for an eye has as many cracks in it as a ceramics factory after an earthquake.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Well, guys, I'm running out of room in my last reserved post. Let's get 12 people or so to post so that I can get another top of page post to reserve more space.[/quote]Noted with a dullness that can only be achieved through duality!
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How about now?
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Am I halping?
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Two guys walk into a bar. You would've thought the second guy saw it coming.
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Aye aye Cap!
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Well, guys, I'm running out of room in my last reserved post. Let's get 12 people or so to post so that I can get another top of page post to reserve more space.
