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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EndersShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Oh no, I'm not offended. That just had no humor to it. "Oh, I'm a girl! - APRIL FOOLS, no I'm not." -_- That kind of joke goes over like a fart in a space suit.[/quote] Hehe. Okay well at least you aren't offended.[/quote] Too bad now you have to live with the fact that half the people here think you are a man, and half the people think you are a woman. honestly, worst case of split personality syndrome EVAR[/quote]That's nothing compared to one guy whose split personality was his mother. I've seen even worse than that but still.

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  • [quote]Posted by: xi Eric ix [quote]Posted by: Batzter One word: ponies *walks away*[/quote] that was three words, sorry. you phail.[/quote] [mine made front page :), that was my old account] [Edited on 04.02.2011 7:09 PM PDT]

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  • I think I only haz one that was recognized.

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  • i need to try to think up more funny quotes and/or one liners for this thread, i have a few of mine on here, lol

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EndersShadow Too bad now you have to live with the fact that half the people here think you are a man, and half the people think you are a woman. honestly, worst case of split personality syndrome EVAR[/quote] Haha yeah. That will take a while to sort out...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Oh no, I'm not offended. That just had no humor to it. "Oh, I'm a girl! - APRIL FOOLS, no I'm not." -_- That kind of joke goes over like a fart in a space suit.[/quote] Hehe. Okay well at least you aren't offended.[/quote] Too bad now you have to live with the fact that half the people here think you are a man, and half the people think you are a woman. honestly, worst case of split personality syndrome EVAR

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Oh no, I'm not offended. That just had no humor to it. "Oh, I'm a girl! - APRIL FOOLS, no I'm not." -_- That kind of joke goes over like a fart in a space suit.[/quote] Hehe. Okay well at least you aren't offended.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Even a good portion of the Flood found that thread to be stupid..too stupid for them. y u no against stupid thread? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Y so against the thread?[/quote][/quote] Well yeah it was stupid...sheesh. It's not a big deal. I was just being silly! I thought you may have been offended by it or something, I didn't intend to offend anyone.[/quote]Oh no, I'm not offended. That just had no humor to it. "Oh, I'm a girl! - APRIL FOOLS, no I'm not." -_- That kind of joke goes over like a fart in a space suit.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Even a good portion of the Flood found that thread to be stupid..too stupid for them. y u no against stupid thread? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Y so against the thread?[/quote][/quote] Well yeah it was stupid...sheesh. It's not a big deal. I was just being silly! I thought you may have been offended by it or something, I didn't intend to offend anyone.

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  • Even a good portion of the Flood found that thread to be stupid..too stupid for them. y u no against stupid thread? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Y so against the thread?[/quote] [Edited on 04.02.2011 6:44 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EndersShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58552611]April Fools thread[/url][/quote]Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm[/quote] I thought it was pretty cool, haha.[/quote] Clinton thought an affair was cool... [/quote]Now THAT'S a quote for this thread.[/quote] :) thank you

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  • Y so against the thread?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EndersShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58552611]April Fools thread[/url][/quote]Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm[/quote] I thought it was pretty cool, haha.[/quote] Clinton thought an affair was cool... [/quote]Now THAT'S a quote for this thread.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58552611]April Fools thread[/url][/quote]Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm[/quote] I thought it was pretty cool, haha.[/quote] Clinton thought an affair was cool...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58552611]April Fools thread[/url][/quote]Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm[/quote] I thought it was pretty cool, haha.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58552611]April Fools thread[/url][/quote]Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm[/quote]I was like Serious Cat through the whole thing.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58552611]April Fools thread[/url][/quote]Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm

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  • Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58552611]April Fools thread[/url] [Edited on 04.01.2011 11:23 PM PDT]

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  • Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy. EDIT: Wait, wtf? Six hours ago I was Mythic. o.o Wait, I just realized. Every time I log in, I'm mythic. But after I even [i]look[/i] at The Flood forum I'm back to Exalted Legendary. That's -blam!- up. I blame this hilarious thread for such a useless title being stolen from me! But it's just too funny to pass up. [/thread saved] [Edited on 04.01.2011 7:38 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordAustin16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gdude [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordAustin16 Oh that girl. Ya she's a specific kind of gardening tool.[/quote] Fertilizer?[/quote] Fertilizer is not a tool.[/quote]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58332873&postRepeater1-p=1#58332930] A little reverse trolling[/url]

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  • DR;TL

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Buck Tooth Randy cross eyed jim always spammed saying SUCK MY D1CK B1TCH!!!!![/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EpicOfTheEpicz Billy Mays here with pointless-thread away! Just apply, and let dry![/quote]

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  • Can I submit my own sayings? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thearbiter2104 I -blam!- your mom, i -blam!- your moms, your moms did hand jobs for me[/quote]At least she's bringing home the money.[/quote]

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  • You should maybe add [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58504973]this.[/url]

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