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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • You should maybe add [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58504973]this.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mad Cat 74 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMO 137 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMO 137 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam >Hottest Person >Single Education School >Is a guy Wat do?[/quote]Him.[/quote] Not ghey.[/quote]What's your point?[/quote] He's being sarcastic.[/quote] JAMACIA COLOURS MAN!! FOR THE WIN!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xiTx CliNiK [url=http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&postRepeater1-p=1]Add this. NAO![/url][/quote]That was a fun day...[/quote]Until you almost blew us all up with an RPG.[/quote]Suck it up.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Troglodyte Slim [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer I'm not on this page yet. This is a problem for my ego. Fix it.[/quote] No problem. Say something funny and you're in. Hard, no?[/quote] Hmm, let's see. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BARAKHusainOBAMA Who cares?[/quote][url=http://womengrowbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/I-care-graphic1.jpg]I knew I forgot something.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dyane [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz I want it to be more like Dragon Age: Origins, based on when you finish the romance, not when you finish the game. And I want it to be more than ONE scene. I want a whole slew of stuff to do AFTER you've gotten laid.[/quote]*Pages Tali up the the captain's quarters* *Sees Bed* *Press A*[/quote] Actually, I was talking more about additional conversations and stuff to do OTHER than repeatable sex scenes.[/quote]Oh, yeah. I hate how I try and talk to Tali and Garrus and she's still in pre-relay mode and Garrus still has to do those crazy calibrations.[/quote]Roses are red, violets are blue, could you come back later, I'v got calibrations to do.[/quote] [Edited on 03.29.2011 8:26 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedSpectrum77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Default Narwhal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Arbiter Then I wouldn't be able to play now would I?[/quote] You only need one kidney, your liver will grow back, and your body will make more blood. [i]The body is a gold mine.[/i][/quote] That is why we must ravage its resources......ok that came out wrong[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xiTx CliNiK [url=http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&postRepeater1-p=1]Add this. NAO![/url][/quote]That was a fun day...[/quote]Until you almost blew us all up with an RPG.

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  • this guy has a degree in floodiaology

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/quote] lol your profile is like dead bro.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58387206]Love/Hate thread of epicness.[/url]

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  • cross eyed jim always spammed saying SUCK MY D1CK B1TCH!!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xiTx CliNiK [url=http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&postRepeater1-p=1]Add this. NAO![/url][/quote]That was a fun day...

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  • First.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cameo_cream I luled[/quote] haha [Edited on 03.24.2011 3:24 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Golfman52392 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Potatosaurus X I dont know about you, but I have always wanted to buy out a little kid's lemonade stand. Just walk right up there, plop down a few 20s and be like. "Run along, this stand belongs to me now."[/quote] Corporate takeovers ftw.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo04 Is this thread still going on ? Do people still care ?[/quote]I'm going to assume that they do, since I keep getting submissions.[/quote] You need to send in funny things you said? Makes sense now....

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer I'm not on this page yet. This is a problem for my ego. Fix it.[/quote] No problem. Say something funny and you're in. Hard, no?

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  • I'm not on this page yet. This is a problem for my ego. Fix it.

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  • I'm on it now :D

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  • I luled

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  • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."-Ben Franklin

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  • Hola migos

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50520773]This is not from the flood but I think it's funny. Not trying to be selfish or anything, but I think this thread should be up their.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyrahmaniak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 [Attempt 1 at getting bottom of page 70] EDIT: i win[/quote] OLRY?[/quote] No me I WIN give me cookiez

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 [Attempt 1 at getting bottom of page 70] EDIT: i win[/quote] OLRY?

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    [Attempt 1 at getting bottom of page 70] EDIT: i win [Edited on 03.12.2011 4:28 PM PST]

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