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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo04 Is this thread still going on ? Do people still care ?[/quote]I'm going to assume that they do, since I keep getting submissions.[/quote] You have to submit? I thought you just endlessly searched the forums. Have I got some submissions for you!

I just realized that I'm in one of them. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4NeqOXZGc&feature=related]Mind=blown.[/url]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo04 Is this thread still going on ? Do people still care ?[/quote]I'm going to assume that they do, since I keep getting submissions.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo04 Is this thread still going on ? Do people still care ?[/quote] D: I do...

Is this thread still going on ? Do people still care ?

You've got the top of page 70. happy?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shot Spartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thrasher Fan [url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/18/san-francisco-circumcision-ban_n_863945.html]Link[/url] [quote]A proposal to ban the circumcision of male children in San Francisco has been cleared to appear on the November ballot, setting the stage for the nation's first public vote on what has long been considered a private family matter. Elections officials confirmed Wednesday the initiative had qualified for the ballot with more than 7,700 valid signatures from city residents. If the measure passes, circumcision would be prohibited among males under the age of 18. The practice would become a misdemeanor offense punishable by a fine of up to $1,000 or up to one year in jail. There would be no religious exemptions.[/quote]Personally, I think the law infringes on peoples rights. Your thoughts Flood? Sorry if this is cOLD.[/quote]I think they cut off more than they can chew.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mingo245 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElfShotTheGame [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mingo245 LOL. I detect some ripping and tearing in your future. [/quote] Beowulf?[/quote]Beowut? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke With an invincible alarm clock in my left hand to stop all evil, and unbreakable printer to strike my foes should they get close, and my bow that fires ne'er-missing backboard of the bed, I shall not falter! I will stand and fight! It matters not that 3 Ninja Koalas replace each Ninja Koala that I slay by bashing them in the head, I shall NEVER! FALL! TO! MY! FOE! OT: I'm -blam!-ed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey im glad i had mine done. It doesn't look like a sandworm in a ratty sock.[/quote][/quote]I don't see the point, because it's only you gonna be looking at it. [i]Badum[/i] *tsh!*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Semi-colon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decepi . , : ; " ? ^They are your friends.[/quote]No one uses me. [i]Ever.[/i][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GunnitSolder This topic is over powered[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WeededDragon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMAN07 744,573 [i][b]An even number.[/b][/i][/quote]Wut?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Dippinbud [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Euro Communist Flood, am I cruel?[/quote]You misspelled retarded.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Guscon Pestilence retired 1n 1936, following the discovery of penicillin.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magic Muffin x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ownerlord1997 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 OMFG GET TO THE BUNKER!!! *dives into bunker*[/quote]*Dives into bunker*[/quote]*Grabs wife, grabs kids.....Dives into bunker*[/quote]*Straps bomb on chest* SWAN DIVE *swan dives into bunker*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magic Muffin x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ownerlord1997 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad *Grabs wife, grabs kids.....Dives into bunker* *Straps bomb on chest* SWAN DIVE *swan dives into bunker*[/quote]*Kicks you out of bunker*[/quote]How are we doing this? Not once have we even touched the door. Do we have Noclip?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XRevelationX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tairy Hesticals [b][i]Do you hate people who have words as names like precious or treasure?[/i][/b][/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tairy Hesticals[/quote]Hard to believe anything you say when you're named after the family jewels.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vgnut117 That is so Takei. Perhaps this will make -blam!- people disappear.... Lord knows if those children heard that it's possible for two men to love each other they would all go out and become drug addicted -blam!--blam!-s. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thel Vaddam As a nice person, I feel obligated to give you advice. [url=http://www.google.com]Thar ya go![/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WestsydeMomentum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Regent Spade I hope you are trolling, and not just retarded. Or are you just trying to make the FLood out to be filled with fools? No, good sir, it is you who is the fool tonight. We are intelligent people, without an intelligent cause. Most of us are, anyways.[/quote]go take your expertise ass somewhere else -blam!-[/quote]So obviously this breed of troll only responds to lengthy responses. Everyone! Write short one-word responses![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EnragedElite67 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nostalgiagamer you're retarded. i got arrested by teh swat team at school next to all my girlfriends. i acted chill and they were so worried. i told them everything's gonna be fine. then i got out 3 weeks later. and they facebooked me asking how i was. i said, baby i got a month more house arrest.[/quote]Now students if you look to the left you will see a troll. Now the troll in its natural habitat is extremely sad, they are loners, have no friends, socially awkward, and spend almost all their time making up imaginary lives to impress people on the internet. Now the funny thing students is that with all the effort they put into trying to show how awesome they are is just wasted. Luckily for us normal people we see instantly through their lies and laugh at their pathetic lives. [/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WestsydeMomentum im 13, and im too -blam!-ly active is this bad?[/quote][quote][b]Posted by: [/b] EnragedElite67 How long has your ass been hurting for?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ken158 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 What an engaging original post![/quote]What an engaging original response![/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Warlord AIpha Why didn't the world end tomorrow?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE What is the atomic number of Pez candy?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AmazingMilto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stage_IV Non-denominational Christian checking in. [/quote]Hmmm. TO GOOGLE![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theslatcher Everybody under 15 is 12...[/quote]Enjoying your promotion from 2nd Lieutenant, Captain Obvious?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Valibby [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Steeel Woool I will not sleep tonight. My face is melting.[/quote]Should probably see someone about that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation You'd need to be half white, half black, half asian, half native american, half indian, half irish, half spanish, half british, half... You know what, you probably get the point.[/quote]You should probably leave your Theoretical Calculus and go back to Basic Fractions.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK The sane part of society (i.e not you) understands that an eye for an eye has as many cracks in it as a ceramics factory after an earthquake.[/quote] [Edited on 05.22.2011 10:10 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] claivin It works great! My computer can even run Minecraft on its highest settings possible! [url=http://www.downloadmoreram.com/]Download more RAM now![/url] It's awesome![/quote]I just downloaded 400 GB of Ram so I made an AI to make a computer in Minecraft that can play Minecraft so I can make a 16-bit calculator. Thanks OP! Now I'm going to calculate the final digit of pi with my 16-bit calculator right now![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] i_Bang7GramRocks [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Harlow How do you get through to someone who can't trust you?[/quote] -blam!- you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmbfan09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achilles1108 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmbfan09 Ninjas can't do anything about PMs. I'd suggest contacting urk/Achronos (probably urk) with the issue.[/quote]Why are you telling him how to get you caught?[/quote]The PMs that you and I have sent each other were mutual, baby.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 The community forum is like the StarBucks or relaxing place in the forum where people can chill out. The Flood is like a wild party that the cops come to and everyone gets arrested. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pwnage79 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Neitzsche it's pretty g­ay[/quote]So you two have a lot in common.[/quote][i]Oh snap![/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Dude, from now on I'm going to write on all of my money: If found please mail to [REDACTED], which is by the way, my mail address.[/quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] Pompoyman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BOOBOO1999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pompoyman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BOOBOO1999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BOOBOO1999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pompoyman X-Ray Vision. O_O[/quote] :D nice nice.[/quote] But couldnt that backfire too?[/quote] How? *Confused*[/quote] Looking at a guy. Looking at the sun. Trying to watch tv. The list goes on and on...[/quote] Well, there's a on/off button. On = O_O Off = Ø_Ø [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke While both hippies and hipsters are part of the genus (Hippus), they are not the same specie, and should not be treated as such. The "hippie" (or "Tree-Hugger) is a classical example of the order Hippus, and can be characterized as "Flower-Power" users, and often exibit a sybiotic relationship with "Lucy", a specie that is capable of living in the sky, and utilizes diamonds as a tool. Hipsters, on the other hand... Well... Okay, they just suck. Forget anything I said.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Hipsters are just a de-evolution of hippies.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke While both hippies and hipsters are part of the genus (Hippus), they are not the same specie, and should not be treated as such. The "hippie" (or "Tree-Hugger) is a classical example of the order Hippus, and can be characterized as "Flower-Power" users, and often exibit a sybiotic relationship with "Lucy", a specie that is capable of living in the sky, and utilizes diamonds as a tool. Hipsters, on the other hand... Well... Okay, they just suck. Forget anything I said.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke If anyone cared to examine my closet, they will find several folders containing a stamp collection, and an "unidentifiable" white substance on the rarer stamps.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter Walking is stupid because it damages the environment. REMOVE LEGS [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortanas ho NO! this is not 1992 bad op! BAD[/quote]D'; but I've been dancing like it's 1989![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NOOB CAKE 37 He is only level 5. So he only knows tackle and growl.[/quote]*facepalm* Zubat knows Leech Life right off the bat (pun intended). EDIT: Wow I'm a nerd![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac is sweet I thought this thread was about 0s not journal entries[/quote]This is not a thread about 0s. It's about journal entries. Journal entries about 0s. There's a difference, you know?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hekpuppy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Baph117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Orrr... Just a theory.... But... I think they just [i]miiight[/i] be performing maintenance...[/quote]Your grammar is vile.[/quote]Your face is vile. [i]OOOOOOOH[/i][/quote]*puts on glasses* YEAAAAHHHHHH[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vf142ghostriderO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] popcorn1330 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ensign Lovell [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] popcorn1330 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ensign Lovell You need a friend?/quote no but do you need one?/quote No. But do you need one?[/quote]no, but do you need one?[/quote]No. But do you need one?[/quote]no, but do you need one?[/quote] I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH BOTH OF YOU![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I would have an unlimited supply of everything. EDIT: I just found out through spell checker that unlimber is a word. EDIT 2: I just found out that my spell checker cannot check grammar, and that I had to edit my first edit.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkONI I said that I don't like to listen to music. (which is true, I never listen to it, only if it's in a movie, video game or in a bar) Then the music teacher turned, looking awkwardly towards me once and twice and then said; "Whoever doesn't appreciate the art of music is a soulless entity that doesn't deserve the gift of life. Like a demon" I found it cool.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMaverick444 No, they wouldn't be able to understand their rights... [u]like women.[/u][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE SALTY CHIP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Troglodyte Slim Find your missing father.[/quote]But he is downstairs....[/quote]That's what you think, but it is just a decoy while he is out in Las Vegas!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] borrowedchief According to [url=http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/4321/first-habitable-exoplanet-confirmed]this article[/url], the first "Habitable Planet" has been discovered. I for one am packing my bags as we speak. 20 light years isn't that far is it?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ax Fielder [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Makko Mace Let's burn down their homes.[/quote] With the lemons![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Moa Burgers No war on terrorism.[/quote]I laughed so hard I developed internal bleeding, the second time this month.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zealot Elite032 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNiGhThAwKx19 How much have you learned about Russia, hm? I'm guessing the terrors of Stalin, the fall of the Berlin Wall. That is far from the story of Russia.[/quote]That's all I learned... Theres more? D:[/quote]Yeah, about 1100 more years worth.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lifts Her Tail [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mike iz Ownage Brool Story Cro.[/quote] Dyslexia is a horrible thing. Must really suck for you. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What Is This1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What Is This1 I put the toothpick under my big toe on my right foot and kicked the wall with my left foot, but nothing happened. So way to get my hopes up for nothing you ass.[/quote]I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you should contact your local foot distributor.[/quote] Why is that because I did what you asked and nothing happened other that my left foot hurt a little, but other than that it was such a let down.[/quote]I'm no foot expert, but from experience I can safely say that when you last had a foot checkup you installed some parts wrong. This makes the toothpick moot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Dude, I've sent our friend, the rather dimwitted door, so many messages that his autoresponder broke. That, or it's ignoring me until I go away.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DaGingaNinja 1 - Have the great idea of adding a fireplace. 2 - Travel to nether, get netherrack, build fireplace. 3 - Realise that my hous is made from wood. 4 - FUUUUUUUUUU- 5 - Take the battery out of laptop, hoping the fire isn't saved. 6 - Go back on minecraft, world is gone 7 - ???????????????????? 8 - PROFIT![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SubtleSpartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy And when the spider that was located on that web bites you, you become SpiderMan. True story.[/quote]So if you're bitten by a bat you become batman?[/quote]What happens if you were bitten by a badger? Wouldn't that be flipping awesome?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 Want a broom for all those sweeping generalizations?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RJ27 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shadowsoldier44 your xbox will get a new xbox[/quote]NO WAI!!! :O[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T3hLemming [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Screecherz "Scent" is such a sweet word. You make it sound like gas has the smell of cherry blossoms in the spring.[/quote]It does at my house.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NewRadical12 If I was one of several gods, the "G" in your post would not be capitalized, because I would be the God of Proper English Usage.[/quote] [Edited on 05.19.2011 3:56 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ytsmanman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ytsmanman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ytsmanman IMMA PUNCH THE SUN[/quote]YEAH WELL IF YOURA PUNCH THE SUN I'LL PUNCH [I]OUT[/I] THE SUN![/quote]I'LL PUT THE GALAXY IN A FULL-NELSON![/quote]IF YOU'LL PUT THE GALAXY IN A FULL-NELSON, I'LL PUT IT IN A FULL-NELSON WITH A CD-ROM DRIVE![/quote]WELL I'LL TAKE THE FABRIC OF MULTI-DIMANSIONAL REALITY, UNWIND IT, AND THEN KNIT IT INTO A SWEATER[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ytsmanman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke IF YOU'LL PUT THE GALAXY IN A FULL-NELSON, I'LL PUT IT IN A FULL-NELSON WITH A CD-ROM DRIVE![/quote]WELL I'LL TAKE THE FABRIC OF MULTI-DIMANSIONAL REALITY, UNWIND IT, AND THEN KNIT IT INTO A SWEATER[/quote]I'LL MAKE MYSELF A HAT WITH THE FABRIC OF [I]TWO[/I] REALITIES![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cay330 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cay330 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke How can an OS be better than another OS? If you actually have the brains to answer this, maybe I'll hear you out.[/quote]Because it's much easier to use, it's impossible to get viruses, it's updated much more often, much better userbase, growing far more than microsoft, lots of games coming out for it, easyier to use, it can barely get viruses & it's far more open[/quote]It's not "easier to use". It took me 10 damn minutes to figure out how to right click. And do you have any idea of how retarded you must be to get a virus? And constant updates are annoying. And from what I've seen, userbase doesn't matter. I could care less about the company that it came from. PC already has plenty of games. And what do you mean "open"? It sure as hell isn't open-source. I refuted all of your points. You did not have the brains to answer my question. Try again, next time, on [i]Everyone but Issac is an idiot![/i][/quote]I clearly am far superior to you as i use a mac & you use a pc :)[/quote]Someone get me the stomach pump. I just accidentally fed a troll.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shadowknight566 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not The Joker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Exalted Kezia Sometimes I think I am a pony. I don't know why.[/quote]You are a banana, dammit. Get a hold of yourself.[/quote]We are all actually strings of coding.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not The Joker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur Also, who cares?[/quote] I care, Spoogle. [i]I care[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mlp256 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil DrPorkChop Nope, our species is just a virus with shoes.[/quote] Not really, viruses aren't considered living.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zmap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Blind Wolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Ninja This is not an oxymoron.[/quote]*asplodes*[/quote]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEZZ!!!1!!1! GAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHHAHAAAAH!!!!1!1! YOU CAN'T DIE ON ME NOOAAW!1!![/quote]Yes he can. *ties Blind Wolf on top of zmap* *shoots Blind Wolf with a shotgun* See, he [i]can[/i] die while he is on top of you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garland [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Y SO REACH BETA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jrv2005 OP, I'm a Libertarian, and you're an idiot.[/quote]No, you're just too dumb or afraid to understand the problem.[/quote]We have now left the realm of mature discourse and succumbed to mudslinging and trolling.[/quote]You have just entered... *puts on sunglasses* [i]The Twilight Zone![/i] YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] B3nitoMussolini [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] B3nitoMussolini [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Catnip1388 "Rap song". That's quite a contradiction.[/quote][/quote] Look at these rebels who ignore basic definitions to justify their biased and retarded opinions.[/quote]Look at this obvious wigger that tries to be black. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GW101 Cool s- No, i don't want banned again.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tristan IBMF [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NewRadical12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tucker 051 Who cares about a pipe? What can you infer from that? That there's running water?[/quote]The location of the room in relationship to the outside world.[/quote]owned.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man ^ | |[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Richards *Exhales Pipe*[/quote]SIR, WHAT'S IN THAT PIPE?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] l am Gatorade Aren't you the guy that took pictures of his ass and posted them up here?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slendyy Salem is full of witch trials, go there.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Vault Boy The gasses that make up a fart, and chemical reaction with H20.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AboveClassified [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Famous green I would go, but I love in Southern California.[/quote]I love in Northern California.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] God Of Men [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xtcarnage15586 I am serious you guys are so terrible you need to open up to points of view other than your own.[/quote]Thank you Gandhi.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crobat Have you seen the Halo 3 / Halo Reach forums lately? We're a goddamn island on a sea of ignorance. Not saying the Flood isn't guilty of it, I just really don't think it's as bad as you say.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Budgetgravy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey Real turtles don't have access to marijuana.[/quote]What about... ...sea weed? OOOOOOOOOH[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElDude95 *looking at topic title* You don't even know English, and yet you want to know another language ?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] K070N Recon Number 54[/quote]Awwwww, they are so cute when they act like this. Remember honey? When the puppy was teething on my fingers? And then he drew blood? And I snapped his neck? Yeah, they are so cute.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iiiFloppyPhoenix [url=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/813/amorlockcounter.jpg/]Armor Lock 'Counter'[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke So a tornado is in your area, eh? Take off all of your clothes and tie them together in a cape. Wrap your shirt sleeves around your neck, and your pant's leg around your ankles. Ride out of your house with a surf board glued to your feet, and [i]ride that -blam!-ing tornado like a boss.[/i][/quote] But I don't want to die today.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wizzy Piggy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Plusone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 May 14th: We sorry PSN fans, we have been hacked again, will be back on late June -Love Sony[/quote]Late June: We sorry PSN fans, we have been hacked again, will be back sometime next year. -Love Sony[/quote]Next Year: We sorry PSN fans, we have been hacked again, will be back sometime next decade. -Love Sony[/quote]Next decade: We sorry PSN fans, we have been hacked again, will be back sometime next century. -Love Sony[/quote]Back to the present: "I'm sorry people, the joke has gone too far. I'm doing a combo breaker" -Love Wizzy Piggy[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNSCboy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phantom5niper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scoopicus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] David iZ Mental 1. The US would be annihilated because every Muslim in the middle east would pick up an AK 47 and fire. [/quote]AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD WOW[/quote]They must be some damn powerful AK-47s if they could annihilate us all the way from the middle east [/quote] Omg I lol'd again...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gone Incognito [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peteOlantern1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tommyempoleon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HipiO7 All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy...[/quote]They tell me that I'm gonna go far, kid. [/quote]You must have pretty good self esteem. [/quote]Yeah, cuz the kids are alright [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndofAce - Ezio is looking for seals in Revelations. These seals hold the memories of Alair. They'll allow Ezio to peek into Altair's life (just as Desmond uses Animus to peek into his ancestors lives). - You'll control Altair through these sequences.[/quote] YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ANCESTRAL MEMORIES SO WE PUT ANCESTRAL MEMORIES IN YO ANCESTRAL MEMORIES SO YOU CAN REMEMBER YOUR ANCESTORS MEMORIES WHILE YO ANCESTOR'S MEMORIES REMEMBERS YO ANCESTORS MEMORIES[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BEATo next week I get my promotion to mod status, dont worry I have your name written down youll be permabaned first thing monday.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxSpartan 99xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net? Meh, I've done better.[/quote]Why are you so damn funny?[/quote]Most be because of my blunt personality. And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.[/quote] [Edited on 05.12.2011 8:52 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xX Pur3RuSh Xx If you watch Harry Potter backwards it's about a boy who thinks he's a wizard but in the end a fat man tells him he isn't so he locks himself under the stairs for the rest of his life.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NavG123 -blam!- marriages? What's that? When the two people getting married hit each other?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamemaster12311 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Get Money Smurf I can hate him if i wanna hate him. he showed up to a costum party without a costum, he deserved to get kicked out[/quote]I deserve to hate you for not spelling "costume" correctly.....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NarwhalsKing I don't wanna see this happen to Mass erect 3.[/quote]I wouldn't be surprised, the writing is never good in those kinds of movies anyway.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nicole Brennan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeagleWeezles The texture work is horrible...not saying Minecraft is golden, but compared to this, Notch is ace. Look at the trees, their wood texture is repeated/stretched improperly...the...er...grr.... This is maddening for someone who creates textures.[/quote]You do realize that this isn't even in Alpha, right? Before you start improving a bridge, it might be a good idea to build it first.[/quote]I thought you said you were full of bad ideas.[/quote]The bridge is made of C4, BTW. Forgot to mention that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Golfman52392 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Potatosaurus X I dont know about you, but I have always wanted to buy out a little kid's lemonade stand. Just walk right up there, plop down a few 20s and be like. "Run along, this stand belongs to me now."[/quote]Corporate takeovers ftw.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pigsinspace38 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SPLEEEEENS when really [i]they're[/i] the ones who have the accent to me[/quote] stupidest statement ever.[/quote]The absolute sheer amount of thought that exists in this thread astounds me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BARAKHusainOBAMA Who cares?[/quote][url=http://womengrowbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/I-care-graphic1.jpg]I knew I forgot something.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dyane [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz I want it to be more like Dragon Age: Origins, based on when you finish the romance, not when you finish the game. And I want it to be more than ONE scene. I want a whole slew of stuff to do AFTER you've gotten laid.[/quote]*Pages Tali up the the captain's quarters* *Sees Bed* *Press A*[/quote] Actually, I was talking more about additional conversations and stuff to do OTHER than repeatable sex scenes.[/quote]Oh, yeah. I hate how I try and talk to Tali and Garrus and she's still in pre-relay mode and Garrus still has to do those crazy calibrations.[/quote]Roses are red, violets are blue, could you come back later, I'v got calibrations to do.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xiTx CliNiK [url=http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&postRepeater1-p=1]Add this. NAO![/url][/quote]That was a fun day...[/quote]Until you almost blew us all up with an RPG.[/quote]Suck it up.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle Midgets can suck my dick without bending over. [I]HOW IS THAT A BAD THING, AGAIN?[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mad Cat 74 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMO 137 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMO 137 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam >Hottest Person >Single Education School >Is a guy Wat do?[/quote]Him.[/quote]Not ghey.[/quote]What's your point?[/quote]He's being sarcastic.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thearbiter2104 I -blam!- your mom, i -blam!- your moms, your moms did hand jobs for me[/quote]At least she's bringing home the money.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EpicOfTheEpicz Billy Mays here with pointless-thread away! Just apply, and let dry![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ociee Dr Pepper..... Trust me....I'm a Doctor.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordAustin16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gdude [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordAustin16 Oh that girl. Ya she's a specific kind of gardening tool.[/quote]Fertilizer?[/quote]Fertilizer is not a tool.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Big Black Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sims3k Your using the word over estimate wrong[/quote]You're using the word "your" wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EndersShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58552611]April Fools thread[/url][/quote]Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm[/quote]I thought it was pretty cool, haha.[/quote]Clinton thought an affair was cool... [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Personsen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A HAM5TER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master of ares Remember kids . . . two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane!![/quote]This thread is now non-[u]retarted.[/u][/quote][i]*ahem*[/i] **retarded[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] footballkid18 Why were you walking up the stairs with a knife?[/quote]Someone used all of the hot water in the morning... must kill family.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I ColdEmbrace I I'm confused. Router or [b][i]router[/b][/i]? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chilled burrito [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Never been there. From what I hear I wouldn't care for it anyway.[/quote] I would not care for a muffin. But, would I eat it anyway?[/quote] What the crap does a muffin have to do with an internet board. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLAH BERRY 486 Donald trump is a complete [b]dumass[/b].[/quote]I'm certain he's smarter than you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsSkittle Find a suitable mate, and sneak up behind her. Yell 'SURPRIZE BUTTSMEX" as loud as you can and mount. When you are finished, slap a collar around her neck and write your name on her forehead. This is the suitable mating ritual of a Flood member.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Instructions were to smash face on keyboard, post results.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Faux News [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda Dolphins are marine mammals that are closely related to whales and porpoises. There are almost forty species of dolphin in seventeen genera. They vary in size from 1.2 m (4 ft) and 40 kg (90 lb) (Maui's dolphin), up to 9.5 m (30 ft) and 10 tonnes (9.8 LT; 11 ST) (the orca or killer whale). They are found worldwide, mostly in the shallower seas of the continental shelves, and are carnivores, mostly eating fish and squid. The family Delphinidae is the largest in the Cetacean order, and evolved relatively recently, about ten million years ago, during the Miocene. Dolphins are among the most intelligent animals, and their often friendly appearance and seemingly playful attitude have made them popular in human culture. Wow. My face is awesome.[/quote]No, your face is wikipedia.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Loaf So, I don't care about my rights and i'm aware that I have none, I just want to have a good time online. [/quote]Breaking my own mute ban for a moment. So you are saying that your ability to have a good time online is dependent on your voice being played through the headphones and speakers in the living rooms of strangers around the world? You must REALLY have important things to say.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life All of them, they orgasm over everything and can't tell the difference between a joke thread and a real thread.[/quote] If you had moved I wouldn't have gotten any on you. Your own damned fault.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KILLn Machine12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life True, true. So many of them talk about how they have such a good lawn and a wife when really their wife is imaginary and their 'lawn' is the backyard of their mom's house.[/quote] [url=http://203bya.blu.livefilestore.com/y1p2KVWJtfymbBbjOiIwHjIiJAjTfpf7cIE1TwP8exJTvdwzl5g933ONJPim6qTO72Zp-ZcUpWTRH7aUrVWqMrACU9lfDFcsIS4/100_1514.JPG?psid=1]My wife, myself, my sister in law, the front lawn of my home[/url]. A lawn which kids are constantly on, for some reason. The apparently like the skating the steep driveway.[/quote]You kinda remind me of epic beard man.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BayBasher [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 Well I'm not just saying i got it and thats it Anyone wanna play sometime ??[/quote]Well... You're underage, so... No.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II NoXoN II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BubbleWrapLlama [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crumpster212 exactly thats my point[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BubbleWrapLlama [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crumpster212 C. it dosnt lag my computer at all.[/quote]Derp. It's on Xbox.[/quote] derp[/quote]Why would it lag your computer if you're on Xbox? I almost always have 2 Xboxes, 2 Laptops, and 1 computer all going at once, and I don't lag. Edit: derp[/quote]derpedy derpedy derp dumb dumb[/quote] [Edited on 04.17.2011 9:21 PM PDT]

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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora Do you your favorite color? I under and then. Where or if very? But for! Is great shark melon!?[/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reborn Heratic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mexerican75 What in the cornbread hell!?!?[/quote]you trying to be funny achieved the exact opposite. I will now leave you to dwell upon how stupid what you just said really was. Goodnight and Goodbye Sir[/quote] Irony is not iron.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RockdaleRooster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu Not to blow my horn or anything but [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57655132&postRepeater1-p=1]I scored a few laughs with this thread.[/url][/quote] Douche Pawnch[/quote]You laughed, don't deny it :3[/quote] I laughed... Hard.[/quote] Nobody said I didn't. >.> <.<

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu Not to blow my horn or anything but [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57655132&postRepeater1-p=1]I scored a few laughs with this thread.[/url][/quote] Douche Pawnch[/quote]You laughed, don't deny it :3[/quote] I laughed... Hard.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu Not to blow my horn or anything but [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57655132&postRepeater1-p=1]I scored a few laughs with this thread.[/url][/quote] Douche Pawnch[/quote]You laughed, don't deny it :3

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu Not to blow my horn or anything but [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57655132&postRepeater1-p=1]I scored a few laughs with this thread.[/url][/quote] Douche Pawnch

Not to blow my horn or anything but [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57655132&postRepeater1-p=1]I scored a few laughs with this thread.[/url]

we cursh catpilers but can never seen buttrflys cause the catipllars evolve from a weedle into butterfree

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] r3x f3r4l No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it![/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vezakam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Nomad I open the door...[/quote] ...Get on the floor...[/quote] Everybody walk the Dinosaur! [/quote]

[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56632062&postRepeater1-p=1#56632167]A lot of hilarious quotes in this one[/url]. Also, camel nutsacks tastes like Coke. Go figure. And this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Memphis blue 72 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MR DROZ In the great depression everybody was living off [b][u]rash ins[/b][/u].[/quote]Are you being serious? R-A-T-I-O-N-S. RATIONS.[/quote] [Edited on 03.08.2011 11:15 PM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alex Mac Kee Zombies are coming for me. Better eat my own brains[/quote]Best post ever of this thread.[/quote][i]That doesn't seem physically possible![/i] Actually, neither does drinking your own piss. . .[/quote] Pee in a cup, then drink it. Now tell me what you just did.[/quote] Hell, Bear Grylls did it.[/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 Guys! It's not the end of the world, it's just Global Opposite Day![/quote] So instead of everyone being alive, they will be dead... /lookofdisapproval[/quote] [Edited on 03.10.2011 3:56 PM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Masta Q [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] skinnbonez195 I mean how hard could I possibly be[/quote] 0_o[/quote]Now there's a good Freudian slip.[/quote]