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1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Masta Q [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] skinnbonez195 I mean how hard could I possibly be[/quote] 0_o[/quote]Now there's a good Freudian slip.[/quote]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57384160]Could this be considered?[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mexerican75 What in the cornbread hell!?!?[/quote]you trying to be funny achieved the exact opposite. I will now leave you to dwell upon how stupid what you just said really was. Goodnight and Goodbye Sir
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BillThePenguin3 alerted me about this. Thought I'd take a [url=http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z396/R0b3rt_R/Miscellaneous/Floodian_Awareness.png]screenshot[/url]. Floodian Awareness FTW! [Edited on 03.03.2011 7:59 PM PST]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57240077&viewreplies=true#57240077]Epic thread section[/url]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57200940]I chuckled.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Citrus Twist Definitely Diarrhea. It goes down great and it comes out just as fast.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SweetTRIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 Double bag it. One bag over her head and one over yours in case her bag comes off.[/quote] That is so far the best definition of double bag i've seen thus far.[/quote]
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What in the cornbread hell!?!?
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^ approve [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast Is this thread about TriGuy? If so I should lock this thread under the "No threads about individuals" rule. [/quote]Reported.[/quote] O.o do you possess the magical report button?[/quote]Everything I posses is magical. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Murcielago00 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CultMiester4000 no, one does not simply '.'[/quote] girls simply " . " once a month... whachuu tawkin bout?[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VanAlioSaldo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EpicOfTheEpicz Wormholes are two LINKED Black holes...................?[/quote] Well if that's the case then when a wormhole hits another black hole in mid travel it creates an intersection. I'd hate to be in that traffic jam.[/quote]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56849761&postRepeater1-p=7]Starts getting funny at page 3...[/url]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&postRepeater1-p=1]Add this. NAO![/url]
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Subject: I miss Carl Sagan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DERPZORZ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 I miss John Lennon.[/quote] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i lol'd[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheLostGamerTag [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56221679&viewreplies=true#end]Ironic Thread is Ironic[/url][/quote] Good times.
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Thread: What do you want to be when you're older? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bornswavia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bornswavia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th4EvilH4nd I want to be John Lennon.[/quote] Can I be Paul McCartney?[/quote] I will be George Harrison. Cause I might have cancer too so.[/quote] Now we just need some real loser to be Ringo. Poor guy.[/quote]
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I posted this around the time BO came out. Some guy said MW2 wasn't as bad as it used to be and this is what happened. [b]Posted by:[/b] znickz95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] znickz95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BR131 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] znickz95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 *Puts in MW2* *Finds game* *Gets spawn killed in the same spot 20 times by an AC-130* *Nuke gets called in* *Walks to computer* Bullcrap.[/quote] Pfft... -puts in MW2- -finds game- -full of boosters- -nuke- -comes back to computer- On second thought...Bullcrap -_-[/quote] You guys are doin it wrong... -puts in MW2- -finds game- -OMA danger close noob tubes- -nuke- -comes back to computer- ...I quit[/quote] No no, i gotta do it again... -grabs mw2- -looks at it- -throws it out the window- -blam!- it [/quote] Whats the big deal -puts in mw2- -realizes I don't have gold anymore- -Trys single player- -Is checkpoint traped- -comes back to computer- -blam!- this -blam!-[/quote] -goes outside and gets it- -puts it in my Xbox- -it spits it out at me- Wtf?! Your the MW2 xbox, why do you hate your own game?? -message comes up- I HATE THIS -blam!- GAME! -takes out MW2 and puts in BFBC2- -Smiley face appears on the screen- =) Me: O.o...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AboveClassified [quote]What [b]a[/b] idiot is.[/quote] Made my day.[/quote] Seemed like an obvious thing to say in a thread such as this, but still, very humorous, IMO.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doomknight 117 But then this is coming from a Scottish view where school dances are usually formal kilt wearing occasions [/quote]You can't even comprehend how jealous I am[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong Posted by: Phillip J Fry Posted by: readypartylong Posted by: Joseph9307 ITT: 12 year olds who don't understand the political garbage they're talking about. Also ITT: 40 year old man in his mothers basement who lost a student council election 25 years ago. Oh god i lol'd. You got him so good! :| [/quote] I hope you know that the guy who said he lol'd was being sarcastic.[/quote] I thought it was funny.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong Posted by: Phillip J Fry Posted by: readypartylong Posted by: Joseph9307 ITT: 12 year olds who don't understand the political garbage they're talking about. Also ITT: 40 year old man in his mothers basement who lost a student council election 25 years ago. Oh god i lol'd. You got him so good! :| [/quote] I hope you know that the guy who said he lol'd was being sarcastic.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BayBasher "Taste knowledge you illiterate -blam!-!" *Hits him with a book and closes the door*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BayBasher [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehMightyMidgit I'll say it, but if I sound retarded, I blame it on you.[/quote] Ok then.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BayBasher [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Golfman52392 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ashbot [quote]I giant ninja unicorn lifted him from his feet, and took him to...[/quote] The Great Castle of Bungie, where Pineapple Jonnie found himself being...[/quote] Savagely raped by a thousand screaming Pineapples, ironically[/quote] But then everything got better and everyone became friends and had nice lives[/quote] Untill they all got nuked! The End![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rami730 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BayBasher [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25 Epilogue: And Johnny then woke up and had to go to school, leading his normal life again, where nothing that exciting ever happens.[/quote] Untill he realises that it's because he's in hell! Where he have to relive it all again! (Especially the -blam!-)[/quote] And the devil gave Johnny a free surprise buttsecks.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote] this ^
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whoops i -blam!- that quote up.
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Posted by: Phillip J Fry Posted by: readypartylong Posted by: Joseph9307 ITT: 12 year olds who don't understand the political garbage they're talking about. Also ITT: 40 year old man in his mothers basement who lost a student council election 25 years ago. Oh god i lol'd. You got him so good! :|
