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1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slavic Ninjew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url][/quote] This has always confused me. Isn't Achronos saying that Legos are better than Mega Blocks?[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk]...[/url] [Edited on 08.23.2012 6:56 AM PDT]
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Not sure if this has already been posted, but still... [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobcast [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69709151]On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChecmicalEnvy [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=70821018]Why do people gangbang?[/quote]Well your mom does it for the lucrative paychecks.[/url][/quote] [Edited on 08.22.2012 8:27 PM PDT]
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I....I don't understand this thread at all....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url][/quote] This has always confused me. Isn't Achronos saying that Legos are better than Mega Blocks?
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Thread Title: Longest you have gone without sleep? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dahuterschuter 81 hours because I saw a couple guys do it on TV and I'm quite impressionable.[/quote] I just spit a bit of water onto my keyboard from laughing because I thought you were saying you saw two guys banging.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I have one rule about drinking that is so surefire, it could be considered a law. Recon's First Law of Drinking: "If you have to sit or lay down, remember that you can't fall off of the floor."[/quote]For now, I'll add this post. However, a link to said thread would be appreciated.[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74317250]Here you go![/url]
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[Attempt #5 at top of page]
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[Attempt #4 at top of page]
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[Attempt #3 at top of page]
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Top of page! [Attempt #2 at top of page]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I have one rule about drinking that is so surefire, it could be considered a law. Recon's First Law of Drinking: "If you have to sit or lay down, remember that you can't fall off of the floor."[/quote]For now, I'll add this post. However, a link to said thread would be appreciated.
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A thread about funmy drinking stories. Recon posted this [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I have one rule about drinking that is so surefire, it could be considered a law. Recon's First Law of Drinking: "If you have to sit or lay down, remember that you can't fall off of the floor."[/quote] Threads still alive if youre interested.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega Travis I'm curious as to what the all mighty Dumb Door thinks of [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74304088&postRepeater1-p=1][THIS][/url] thread.[/quote]I'm inclined to think that it's Epic Thread Section-worthy. Also, your contributing this has nothing to do with the sheer density of your posts in that thread... Riiiiiiight?
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Two threads for the price of one [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74071183]Here[/url] and [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74252878]here[/url]
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I'm curious as to what the all mighty Dumb Door thinks of [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74304088&postRepeater1-p=1][THIS][/url] thread.
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I find the lack of me in this thread disturbing...... Then again I'm only on around 12 EST.....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Pro How often does this get updated?[/quote]More often than not I put quotes that I receive via PM on there within about two days of receiving the message. Three if I'm lazy or not at home. As for ones posted in this thread, well... No time limit on those. Those sometimes just get lost in the sea of the internet for a while.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Pro How often does this get updated?[/quote] Not sure, but he keeps it updated pretty well.
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How often does this get updated?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Squid I would tell about his illness, and tell him to go on Bungie.net/the flood, and spend he remainder of his time there because the flood understands.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OldBl00dAndGutz If you think about it, evolution takes more faith to believe in than believing in creation. And plus, evolution is lose-lose. If you're right, there's nothing, if you're wrong, you go to hell. Rofl. [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elegiac [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leafie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elegiac [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leafie Put a picture of your dick as your phone background. [/quote] I had a girlfriend who did that. My dick, that is.[/quote] That's not narcissism. That's puppy love. Not if it's a puppy dick though. That's beastiality. Not if it's a beast dick though. That's being a furry. [/quote] 'puppy love' wow, I've never really thought of my dick in connection to sweetness before. strange.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thenewxegk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] catman6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R0flc0pt3r Maybe he was active in the privates... [i]really active[/i][/quote]You really need to reword that.[/quote] ^lol, add this please![/quote] LOL
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I lol'd
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[b]Thread: Your Funniest Skyrim Stories[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehTriple226 My first encounter with a giant.[/quote] The Nordic Space Program is always in need for volunteers.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] catman6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R0flc0pt3r Maybe he was active in the privates... [i]really active[/i][/quote]You really need to reword that.[/quote] ^lol, add this please!
