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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity... *facenail*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyPeanut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man Do something![/quote] "Dance -blam!-, dance!"[/quote] Fix'd to The Offspring version.[/quote] "Dance, monkey, dance!"

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  • [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] munk07 I was suspended from matchmaking because they said I left too many games, though I never leave games. I am not a RAGE QUITER! I also was put on the blacklist again, though I was using the Flood Forums.. I hate bungie for Banning people who boost. First of all. The boosting does not effect gameplay. I hate bungie for not making the armor effect gameplay. I hate bungie for being bungie and being -blam!-. I hate how they listen to kids who suck at this game, and change the whole !UBER_BLAM! game so the kids can actually get a kill. I hate bungie for giving the recon out to everyone and not making it a cool armor anymore, because everyone has it. [I really like that armor and I hear -blam!- all the time. 'Why do you wear that armor, its -blam!-, everyone has it.'] And that is why I hate bungie.[/quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I know someone who needs a hug![/quote] Epic Win. [Edited on 12.20.2010 2:33 PM PST]

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  • The Reznov ones were epic.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54360185] Coup takeover [/url] Made me laugh.

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  • I will [i]never[/i] sch for myself in there again... far too much of a mind-ache.

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    WHERE IS THE CHEERIOS STORY?!!!

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  • Wow this is amazing, i feel like it wouldve taken you a longggggg time [url=http://www.mtgfanatic.com/?ForumReferrerID=108952]Click here for Magic![/url]

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  • [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54181231[/url] Thread made me lol a bit.

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  • There is over 9000 cokes vs pepsi threads

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Here's a tip. If you find yourself questioning whether or not a topic is suitable for the flood. It isn't.[/quote]

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  • me: "I will drown myself in a pool of cheese if i dont find out"

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde Thank you Livestron3.[/quote] :D I like you! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODST ROOKIE 1911 This is the best thread when you're bored and want to read something funny.[/quote] And agreed. I think I've read through every page of quotes. Nice job, Door(:

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  • This is the best thread when you're bored and want to read something funny.

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  • Thank you Livestron3.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kal0r57 if you had an apple with a staw n you poked the apple though with it and a pebble hadnt dropped thru it'd stop straw inside the apple because gravity cant apple?[/quote] Now my Coup. ^^

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  • In [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50443869&postRepeater1-p=1#50443882]this[/url] thread... [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SuperGodlyRAH Can we vote again? I'd like our leader to be able to spell 'leader'.[/quote]

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  • hey i just found this, its pretty funny :P [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mikey Starr 340 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeathBySniper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ki113r He said: "[b]My moms dad[/b] you peice of -blam!-, I'm going to find where you live and kill you."[/quote] Beware. His mom's dad.[/quote] His mom's a dad? May god help you OP.[/quote]

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  • This was pretty funny.

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  • there is many stuff that are epic on the flood

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  • LMAO! Recon Number 54 is such a badass! I SALUTE YOU GOOD SIR!

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=53135994]funny thread lock by 117[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ebb and Flow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Minerva This is just pathetic. Have some godamned dignity. [/quote]Says the girl who blasted her tits in a private group and got pissy when the picture was posted elsewhere. Pot calling the kettle black?[/quote]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=53033118] Fix'D Roll[/url]

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  • Should it not be "Achronos hates Megablocks" ?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReverendBenDover [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Math [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReverendBenDover [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Math Math nerds > other nerds. [/quote] Not nerds > Math nerds > other nerds.[/quote]Not nerds can't do math as well as math nerds. Your argument is invalid. [/quote] Not nerds get laid. Your argument is also invalid. :3[/quote] Ooh, add this.

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