This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n I like Sauron. Therefore he is important.[/quote] To you,yes, in the world, no.[/quote] No, to the world as well.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [Attempting for top of page. I am estimating a need for 6-7 more posts.][/quote] I thik- thin- thin, damn it! You're a bit off. EDIT: Man, I was in so many of those quoted threads. Not even funny, like being next to the hot girl and then she just walks away; damn tease. Wait, I've been banned a couple times.. is that why I don't have any quites or am I just that un-damn-lucky?[/quote]I say this to everyone that things that I've wronged them by not adding them. I'm just one person. I don't get to read every post. A lot of these are user-submitted. Just submit some of your own if you think that they're good enough.[/quote] I know that, but it's just that close. You get it and I know it's not an easy job.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron On it twice. I feel important.[/quote] Well you aren't.[/quote] I like Sauron.[/quote] That doesn't make him important.[/quote] I like Sauron. Therefore he is important.[/quote] To you,yes, in the world, no.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE Byrne X [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron On it twice. I feel important.[/quote] Well you aren't.[/quote] How many times are you on the list?[/quote] How many times are you on the list?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron On it twice. I feel important.[/quote] Well you aren't.[/quote] How many times are you on the list?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron On it twice. I feel important.[/quote] Well you aren't.[/quote] I like Sauron.[/quote] That doesn't make him important.[/quote] I like Sauron. Therefore he is important.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron On it twice. I feel important.[/quote] Well you aren't.[/quote] I like Sauron.[/quote] That doesn't make him important.[/quote] Well, that's too bad.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron On it twice. I feel important.[/quote] Well you aren't.[/quote] I like Sauron.[/quote] That doesn't make him important.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron On it twice. I feel important.[/quote] Well you aren't.[/quote] I like Sauron.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron On it twice. I feel important.[/quote] Well you aren't.
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On it twice. I feel important.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Busting Balls Don't bust my balls[/quote] Irony.[/quote] I thought it was funny...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [Attempting for top of page. I am estimating a need for 6-7 more posts.][/quote] I thik- thin- thin, damn it! You're a bit off. EDIT: Man, I was in so many of those quoted threads. Not even funny, like being next to the hot girl and then she just walks away; damn tease. Wait, I've been banned a couple times.. is that why I don't have any quites or am I just that un-damn-lucky?[/quote]I say this to everyone that things that I've wronged them by not adding them. I'm just one person. I don't get to read every post. A lot of these are user-submitted. Just submit some of your own if you think that they're good enough.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [Attempting for top of page. I am estimating a need for 6-7 more posts.][/quote] I thik- thin- thin, damn it! You're a bit off. EDIT: Man, I was in so many of those quoted threads. Not even funny, like being next to the hot girl and then she just walks away; damn tease. Wait, I've been banned a couple times.. is that why I don't have any quites or am I just that un-damn-lucky? [Edited on 10.05.2010 9:14 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 I'm surprised you're not banned yet.[/quote]I'm suprised you're still a total dick![/quote]I'm surprised you don't know you're adopted. Or was it that you don't know sarcasm... meh, I'm sure both are true!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url][/quote] lol I actually remember that one! ^^ MP
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Does nobody remember that night when there were at least twenty different topics all about how a guy found his dad with his girlfriend from everyone's point of view, like "I just came in through my dog flap and found my owner and my other owner's girlfriend making out! WHAT SHOULD I DO??!!?" There were tonnes of these all in one night!! It was so funny:p MP
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my -blam!- are -blam!- huge
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMaverick444 After 2 years of giving the Flood solid gold I'm still on on here... *sniff*[/quote] That's Sad Dude
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After 2 years of giving the Flood solid gold I'm still on on here... *sniff*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 I'm surprised you're not banned yet.[/quote]I'm suprised you're still a total dick!
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I'm surprised you're not banned yet.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UndeadOrange SET START, TOUGH LUCK AND CATCH ON.[/quote] He said that in a response to the "Giant Spaceships HEADING FOR EARTH?!?!! REAL!" thread.
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This thread sucks because I'm not in it. And now I am. Deal with it, loserssss.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man Do something![/quote] Why not hug Dumb Door? :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bapabooiee *pets Mitsy*[/quote] *pets the elite*