This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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I think I have a funny quote [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=46391458&postRepeater1-p=4#46395925]here[/url]. [Edited on 07.22.2010 6:58 PM PDT]
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I loved this quote, a guy wanted opinions on a song he wrote for his girl, and this guy responded: Posted by: Death2BlueCheese im afraid im gonna have to confiscate your testicles
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yax [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy Wow... I'm actually in here a few times... I feel oddly honoured.[/quote]That must have been hell to look through all those quotes. Also, [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=46205478&postRepeater1-p=2#46206099][b]ahem[/b][/url].[/quote] Actually it was just a google search.
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I really want a grilled cheese right now. Why is it that every now and then I will really want a grilled cheese?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Emperor Gillard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hasnolife11 someone, please clarificate! [/quote] is that a word?[/quote] No, it's my personal bushism. You're welcome to use it, though.
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Cool.
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Oh boy, I'm in here once.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yax [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mabian I have one line in all of Flood memory, and it is horrible. It's like putting that guy who thinks he can totally do stand-up alongside Richard Pryor...[/quote]Go on...[/quote] So what's the deal with airplane food?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mabian I have one line in all of Flood memory, and it is horrible. It's like putting that guy who thinks he can totally do stand-up alongside Richard Pryor...[/quote]Go on...
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I have one line in all of Flood memory, and it is horrible. It's like putting that guy who thinks he can totally do stand-up alongside Richard Pryor...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy Wow... I'm actually in here a few times... I feel oddly honoured.[/quote]That must have been hell to look through all those quotes. Also, [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=46205478&postRepeater1-p=2#46206099][b]ahem[/b][/url].
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjawho7 wheres do a barrel roll![/quote] Star fox 64. Durrr
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I have baguettes syndrom if you have a baguette it will go missing
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[quote][b]Posted by: Shadowman235[/b] Suicide is illegal. If you kill yourself you could be sent to jail.[/quote] LOL! You win teh interwebz.
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Food everywhere and not a bite to eat.....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Top_Gun_2021 You know, links to the actual threads would be cool...[/quote] You know how long that would take?
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You know, links to the actual threads would be cool...
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This is not a quote but a thread was made where you had to choose which person in your life to save from a nuclear explosion or something. The choices were: Dad, Mom, Pets, Grandparents, Brother, Sister, Best friend or *Fap*. Most of the the people chose *Fap*.
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Epic Thread!!!!!!!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost of Jon OMG DOOR HAS HIGH MORAL STANDARDS[/quote] [Edited on 07.10.2010 2:20 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zon The Great [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zon The Great Imagine your grandparents as you fap[/quote]I always do.[/quote] I imagine your grandparents too [/quote]
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Wow... I'm actually in here a few times... I feel oddly honoured.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratimus 58219 put in the biggest loudest firework youve ever seen.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SkeletonPack [b] WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT, FEAR ITSELF! [/b][/quote] Fear itself is pretty -blam!- scary...
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I would post in this thread but whatever I say will probably be ignored or quoted. DANGNABBIT
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER If you need a hamburger come here. Yes we do have cats typing in here. Goodbye.[/quote] I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. :D