This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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Most of these are really funny!
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This post is funny. You must put it on the wall. Haha.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreakishDrD1sco [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] minionofpurple Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail[/quote] Your post annoys me,you say stop being funny and yet you say that some on fails. You sir/jackass are a hippocrite.[/quote] [url=http://rlv.zcache.com/hippocrite_tshirt-p235514535314458027yo5d_400.jpg]Hippocrite[/url], [url=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Hypocrite]Hypocrite[/url], or [url=http://jlhuss.blog.lemonde.fr/files/2009/05/001a959e.1243206471.jpg]Hippocrate[/url], take your pick. And he has a point. I won't add stuff to the list if it is in this thread.[/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippopotamus]Hippopotamus[/url] WUT
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This [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote]
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I have a funny quote "Hey, A Persian Man, go back to India" I have another short conversation with a guy "[b]Me[/b]:Your guy's clan tag is a lie, we beat you six times, you should be 11-6 [b]Other Guy[/b]: Well we beat you this time so we are undefeated now."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreakishDrD1sco [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] minionofpurple Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail[/quote] Your post annoys me,you say stop being funny and yet you say that some on fails. You sir/jackass are a hippocrite.[/quote] [url=http://rlv.zcache.com/hippocrite_tshirt-p235514535314458027yo5d_400.jpg]Hippocrite[/url], [url=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Hypocrite]Hypocrite[/url], or [url=http://jlhuss.blog.lemonde.fr/files/2009/05/001a959e.1243206471.jpg]Hippocrate[/url], take your pick. And he has a point. I won't add stuff to the list if it is in this thread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] minionofpurple Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail[/quote] Most of the posts in this thread are people trying to be funny and other complaining about it. Its been said many times and it doesn't get through.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] minionofpurple Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail[/quote] Your post annoys me,you say stop being funny and yet you say that some on fails. You sir/jackass are a hippocrite.
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Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail
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[quote]I like cream pies. Especially the ones your mom makes[/quote] If that one is not in there, somebody find that thread. We got a ninja to reply to that one, it was the best pie pole evar. [Edited on 03.17.2010 12:19 AM PDT]
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Oh, you mean you like to 'jack off' on a horse? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] countavery [quote]I just helped my uncle jack off a horse.[/quote] [quote]I jack off a horse.[/quote] [quote]jack off a horse.[/quote] [quote]jack off[/quote] [quote]horse.[/quote] [/quote]
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[quote]I just helped my uncle jack off a horse.[/quote] [quote]I jack off a horse.[/quote] [quote]jack off a horse.[/quote] [quote]jack off[/quote] [quote]horse.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tricky Hornet Did you even read what was said before that?[/quote] No, did you?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] davidfazz243 In soviet russia, If drink taste funny, Its uranium![/quote] In the U.S. if food is kinda hard, then its GOLD!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KingNerd49 Posted by: TidusAce10 i see no involment of atomic or subatomic particles, therefore it is not chemistry Posted by me: im the kind of nerds and even i did not understand what the hell you said Posted by Navaha42: Obviously not, as I'm a fairly low-level nerd and I understood that. I'm gonna have to revoke your status as "King of the Nerds" now. Posted by me: you and I are going to duel for that right[/quote] Yeah,sure, Im gonna watch who blows their zit-face first.
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In soviet russia, If drink taste funny, Its uranium!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FuzzFuzzCat Well, someone quoted The Best Moment in History (then) I found Waldo![/quote] And I found Polo. XD
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Well, someone quoted The Best Moment in History (then) I found Waldo!
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Did you even read what was said before that?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CYCLONES6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The UnLuckiest [b][u].,~*Lucky*~,.[/b][/u][/quote] Replace L with an F lol[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tricky Hornet Hey, I'm Dutch, I don't care.[/quote] Yeah but you can't revive the English language when you make a mistake smack in the middle.
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Posted by: TidusAce10 i see no involment of atomic or subatomic particles, therefore it is not chemistry Posted by me: im the kind of nerds and even i did not understand what the hell you said Posted by Navaha42: Obviously not, as I'm a fairly low-level nerd and I understood that. I'm gonna have to revoke your status as "King of the Nerds" now. Posted by me: you and I are going to duel for that right
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tricky Hornet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tricky Hornet I'm Dutch, and my grammer is better then most English/American people here.[/quote]The Flood [i]is[/i] where the English language comes to die, you know.[/quote] Well, I'm revyving it.[/quote] No, there are no 'vyv' combinations in English, that's Welsh.[/quote] lol[/quote] Hey, I'm Dutch, I don't care.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo Fan 569 Were any of them by me? I don't want to look through the whole thing.[/quote] ctrl + f
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Were any of them by me? I don't want to look through the whole thing.
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=D my alt is in there!