This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 I would love to have a quote in this thread. Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssseee?[/quote]I'm guessing you want internet famoosing, right? Aint gonna happen.
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I would love to have a quote in this thread. Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssseee?
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Sad... I'm in none of these... I've given two and a half years of service, and not a single quote. I guess I'm not appreciated. Thanks for telling me how you [i]really[/i] feel, guys. *cries in corner*
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I WAS TRYING TO IMITATE NAKED NOOB 14 IN MY PREVIOUS POST CAPS LOCK WILL KILL YOU ALL [Edited on 08.21.2009 6:52 PM PDT]
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I'm on there again ^^ Door must love me. That's three or four times now.. *Thinks in head* Demi Lovato, Over 9000, Sedatives, Fix'd Yeah, four =]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Yeah I get you now. Hopefully door isn't dumb enough to think that.[/quote] Yeah, I Guess so. . .Door is Remarkably Smart for a Dumb Door. . .Well, actually, He never told us the Context that "Dumb" was being used in. Most of us have thought it Had to do with Intellilectual Levels, however it Could be reffering to being Mute. Both are Resonable.[/quote] Dumb = Deranged Uber Master Bard... Mostly as a joke. And A Dumb Door is meant as humor... But Dumb being silent is okay, too.[/quote] what?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Yeah I get you now. Hopefully door isn't dumb enough to think that.[/quote] Yeah, I Guess so. . .Door is Remarkably Smart for a Dumb Door. . .Well, actually, He never told us the Context that "Dumb" was being used in. Most of us have thought it Had to do with Intellilectual Levels, however it Could be reffering to being Mute. Both are Resonable.[/quote] Dumb = Deranged Uber Master Bard... Mostly as a joke. And A Dumb Door is meant as humor... But Dumb being silent is okay, too.
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[quote]Posted by: Psychosomatic [quote]Posted by: AngrySwedishGuy [quote]Posted by: Psychomatic "I could care less."[/quote] It's couldn't you idiot.[/quote] I could, I just don't care enough to change the amount I care.[/quote] I lold so hard at that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Yeah I get you now. Hopefully door isn't dumb enough to think that.[/quote] Yeah, I Guess so. . .Door is Remarkably Smart for a Dumb Door. . .Well, actually, He never told us the Context that "Dumb" was being used in. Most of us have thought it Had to do with Intellilectual Levels, however it Could be reffering to being Mute. Both are Resonable.
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The -blam!- are you guys babbling about?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Most of the people that reply are morons. Do me a favor and never put me this thread, no matter what I say. [/quote] Memories Disturbing of Forgetting Unconcious the is Repression. See what i did Thar? Reverse Psychology :D[/quote] No... Reverse Psycology? As in by saying I don't want to be in here mean I do? If thats what you meant you are wrong. Any recognition from this thread I see as bad recognition, I'd rather be noticed for meaningful stuff and not a one liner. Besides I'm not all that funny. Of course I might be missing the point...[/quote] It's quite probable that you Really don't want to be Put in this List. . .But, it is Possible for you to Subconciously want to be in that List, even though you Believe that you Do not. See, the Subconcious can Affect your Decisions without you Knowing. . .So perhaps, your Subconcious is Making you say that you do not want to be in the List, Just so that it will get a Slither of Hope that your Comment will Effectively Put Door into a Position to Put you into the List. . .Just to Prove you Wrong. See what I'm saying? Oh, and I understand what you mean. . .One Liners aren't that Memorable.[/quote] Yeah I get you now. Hopefully door isn't dumb enough to think that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Most of the people that reply are morons. Do me a favor and never put me this thread, no matter what I say. [/quote] Memories Disturbing of Forgetting Unconcious the is Repression. See what i did Thar? Reverse Psychology :D[/quote] No... Reverse Psycology? As in by saying I don't want to be in here mean I do? If thats what you meant you are wrong. Any recognition from this thread I see as bad recognition, I'd rather be noticed for meaningful stuff and not a one liner. Besides I'm not all that funny. Of course I might be missing the point...[/quote] It's quite probable that you Really don't want to be Put in this List. . .But, it is Possible for you to Subconciously want to be in that List, even though you Believe that you Do not. See, the Subconcious can Affect your Decisions without you Knowing. . .So perhaps, your Subconcious is Making you say that you do not want to be in the List, Just so that it will get a Slither of Hope that your Comment will Effectively Put Door into a Position to Put you into the List. . .Just to Prove you Wrong. See what I'm saying? Oh, and I understand what you mean. . .One Liners aren't that Memorable.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Most of the people that reply are morons. Do me a favor and never put me this thread, no matter what I say. [/quote] Memories Disturbing of Forgetting Unconcious the is Repression. See what i did Thar? Reverse Psychology :D[/quote] No... Reverse Psycology? As in by saying I don't want to be in here mean I do? If thats what you meant you are wrong. Any recognition from this thread I see as bad recognition, I'd rather be noticed for meaningful stuff and not a one liner. Besides I'm not all that funny. Of course I might be missing the point...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Most of the people that reply are morons. Do me a favor and never put me this thread, no matter what I say. [/quote] Memories Disturbing of Forgetting Unconcious the is Repression. See what i did Thar? Reverse Psychology :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] caveman wang i find your logic rather unlogical[/quote] I find your statement erroneous. I based my argument from experience on this forum, on both effective and ineffective counter measures for trolls. What I stated about that user is fact. The quote was more for humour than anything else. How hard is it for you to follow that? No, don't answer. In fact, no-one answer this all I will get is some horrible attempt to be funny from some idiot who can't even spell humour right. inb4LolItsHumorRetard.[/quote] Yeah, I appreciate you guys trying to be funny, but please get your humor from threads that aren't this one.[/quote] That was posted from rage more than anything :\ I don't consider it funny, its hardly worth even smiling at, because I was just angry. Most of the people that reply are morons. Do me a favor and never put me this thread, no matter what I say.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] caveman wang i find your logic rather unlogical[/quote] I find your statement erroneous. I based my argument from experience on this forum, on both effective and ineffective counter measures for trolls. What I stated about that user is fact. The quote was more for humour than anything else. How hard is it for you to follow that? No, don't answer. In fact, no-one answer this all I will get is some horrible attempt to be funny from some idiot who can't even spell humour right. inb4LolItsHumorRetard.[/quote] Yeah, I appreciate you guys trying to be funny, but please get your humor from threads that aren't this one.
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I am dumd. Classic. -The community kid
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] abl0ck0fch33s3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blade967 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door They don't call me A Smart Door for nothing. Up, Up, and Away!!!! *flies off*[/quote] But doors can't fly![/quote] [url=http://www.vidmax.com/video/2311/Door_flies_off_a_helicopter_and_knocks_out_man_on_the_ground/]lies![/url][/quote] WhaT?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit Stop trying so hard.[/quote]Beat me to it.
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Stop trying so hard.
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*Apparently I was trying to be funny* [Edited on 08.21.2009 12:54 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Calling him black gets your point across? Its much easier to see it as a joke than emphasis. Don't you think? [/quote] When was the last time you saw an immature idiot like that obey something like "Hey, your kind of annoying us, please stop." or even "Go away, no one wants you here." They wont stop cuz of those. Theyll continue to hurl incomprehensible sentances filled with obscenities at anyone who tells them to stop. So to get them to leave, you must beat them at their own game, albeit in a more "Mature and clever" way.[/quote] I disagree. They don't listen to bans so words have little effect, that 'black guy' has already broken multiple rules and I think he has been banned before. In my experience in these forums, using harsh language doesn't have a stronger effect and only makes you look more immature ('witty' doesn't work either, in your case). Besides trolls don't stop until they are banned, they are here for the responses and flames. The only way they stop for good is when they are bored, or ignored for long enough. Besides I have used "go away" before :\ A good quote: "Don't argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".[/quote] i find your logic rather unlogical
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blade967 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door They don't call me A Smart Door for nothing. Up, Up, and Away!!!! *flies off*[/quote] But doors can't fly![/quote]That's what I said about Sceptiles.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blade967 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door They don't call me A Smart Door for nothing. Up, Up, and Away!!!! *flies off*[/quote] But doors can't fly![/quote] [url=http://www.vidmax.com/video/2311/Door_flies_off_a_helicopter_and_knocks_out_man_on_the_ground/]lies![/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door They don't call me A Smart Door for nothing. Up, Up, and Away!!!! *flies off*[/quote] But doors can't fly!
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I would've just did the department of redundancy department one, but then I realized I got it from this thread. So I'll just nod my head in agreement. *nods head in agreement* [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] monitor 16807 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper What double negative inserter program do you use? I dont use the not Nega-insert[/quote]Techincally, you just tripled negatived. Way to mess up that insult to my mess up.[/quote] [url=http://www.maxauto.co.za/misc/stfu-baby.jpg] You guys are annoying.[/url][/quote] Sorry old chap, were just being redundant, old chap[/quote]