This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FinaI Thought They all sucked. Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.[/quote]Oh, so we can all lose IQ?
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They all sucked. Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheOriginaC0UG3R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheOriginaC0UG3R Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :([/quote] Sweet.[/quote] You being smart with me boy?[/quote] No, just making an offhand remark.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheOriginaC0UG3R Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :([/quote] Sweet.[/quote] You being smart with me boy?
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i think just about every other floodian besides me is on the list /wrists
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheOriginaC0UG3R Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :([/quote] Sweet.
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Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :(
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door ^^^ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magc Man 64001 Oh hey look I made it on the list for one of my not even that funny quotes. Cool. [/quote] Oh flarg you... -_-[/quote] Oh I stole your spot, my bad.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door ^^^ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magc Man 64001 Oh hey look I made it on the list for one of my not even that funny quotes. Cool. [/quote] Oh flarg you... -_-[/quote]OH. MY. GOD. BEST. WORD. EVER.
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^^^ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magc Man 64001 Oh hey look I made it on the list for one of my not even that funny quotes. Cool. [/quote] Oh flarg you... -_- [Edited on 08.13.2009 10:11 AM PDT]
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Oh hey look I made it on the list for one of my not even that funny quotes. Cool.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx I'M A STING RAY ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA PRESENTED TO YOU IN STINGRAY VISIONS STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! *beepbeepbeepbeepbeep* NUCLEAR LAUNCH DECTECTED WHAT THE FUC-EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMUAHMAUAHWA You do not have the ability to sustain Magick effects in your current state.[/quote] What that a [i]serious[/i] attempt at any sort of humor? Because it really sucked.[/quote] [quote]serious[/quote] [quote]humor[/quote] Houston, I think we've found our problem. But seriously guys, don't derail the topic too much.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Calling him black gets your point across? Its much easier to see it as a joke than emphasis. Don't you think? [/quote] When was the last time you saw an immature idiot like that obey something like "Hey, your kind of annoying us, please stop." or even "Go away, no one wants you here." They wont stop cuz of those. Theyll continue to hurl incomprehensible sentances filled with obscenities at anyone who tells them to stop. So to get them to leave, you must beat them at their own game, albeit in a more "Mature and clever" way.[/quote] I disagree. They don't listen to bans so words have little effect, that 'black guy' has already broken multiple rules and I think he has been banned before. In my experience in these forums, using harsh language doesn't have a stronger effect and only makes you look more immature ('witty' doesn't work either, in your case). Besides trolls don't stop until they are banned, they are here for the responses and flames. The only way they stop for good is when they are bored, or ignored for long enough. Besides I have used "go away" before :\ A good quote: "Don't argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".[/quote] Witty isnt the word to describe it, but I have to agree, he wont listen to that or anything any of us try to say. I have seen the rare times when a troll stops, usually when one guy is "witty" and pretends to be a ninja telling him he will "ban him." lulz.. Lucky hes not making a scene at us right now. Bet hes offline 0_0. The argument is now of topic, and so is the thread, so Im gonna stop. Thread is far too precious to lose to the mods.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Calling him black gets your point across? Its much easier to see it as a joke than emphasis. Don't you think? [/quote] When was the last time you saw an immature idiot like that obey something like "Hey, your kind of annoying us, please stop." or even "Go away, no one wants you here." They wont stop cuz of those. Theyll continue to hurl incomprehensible sentances filled with obscenities at anyone who tells them to stop. So to get them to leave, you must beat them at their own game, albeit in a more "Mature and clever" way.[/quote] I disagree. They don't listen to bans so words have little effect, that 'black guy' has already broken multiple rules and I think he has been banned before. In my experience in these forums, using harsh language doesn't have a stronger effect and only makes you look more immature ('witty' doesn't work either, in your case). Besides trolls don't stop until they are banned, they are here for the responses and flames. The only way they stop for good is when they are bored, or ignored for long enough. Besides I have used "go away" before :\ A good quote: "Don't argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". [Edited on 08.13.2009 5:13 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Calling him black gets your point across? Its much easier to see it as a joke than emphasis. Don't you think? [/quote] When was the last time you saw an immature idiot like that obey something like "Hey, your kind of annoying us, please stop." or even "Go away, no one wants you here." They wont stop cuz of those. Theyll continue to hurl incomprehensible sentances filled with obscenities at anyone who tells them to stop. So to get them to leave, you must beat them at their own game, albeit in a more "Mature and clever" way.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not. People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.[/quote] Saying shut up to a black guy IS racist, unless you were trying to be funny with that I'm not racist remark >.>[/quote] Its his name, please, and BTW I edited in that "im not a rascist" remark later, so not to confuse people like you.[/quote] I know about his name, that's what I mean by the trying to be funny part, you know making a pun. What was the point of making a pun of his name if you weren't trying to be racist? Hmmm? I was hoping you would catch on to the hint in my last post, but you didn't (you said you weren't trying to be funny in this thread, but you said you're not racist, the point of that post was to make you say that you were trying to be racist or funny because there would not be any other [b]meaningful point to your post[/b]).[/quote] then adding a possibly rasisct remark to get my point across. [/quote] Calling him black gets your point across? Its much easier to see it as a joke than emphasis. Don't you think?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not. People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.[/quote] Saying shut up to a black guy IS racist, unless you were trying to be funny with that I'm not racist remark >.>[/quote] Its his name, please, and BTW I edited in that "im not a rascist" remark later, so not to confuse people like you.[/quote] I know about his name, that's what I mean by the trying to be funny part, you know making a pun. What was the point of making a pun of his name if you weren't trying to be racist? Hmmm? I was hoping you would catch on to the hint in my last post, but you didn't (you said you weren't trying to be funny in this thread, but you said you're not racist, the point of that post was to make you say that you were trying to be racist or funny because there would not be any other [b]meaningful point to your post[/b]).[/quote] Hello! He responded to that guy by saying "cuz ur big an fat" like an immature 11 year old! I felt like I should respond by telling him to shut up, then adding a possibly rasisct remark to get my point across. Again, people are assuming too much.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not. People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.[/quote] Saying shut up to a black guy IS racist, unless you were trying to be funny with that I'm not racist remark >.>[/quote] Its his name, please, and BTW I edited in that "im not a rascist" remark later, so not to confuse people like you.[/quote] I know about his name, that's what I mean by the trying to be funny part, you know making a pun. What was the point of making a pun of his name if you weren't trying to be racist? Hmmm? I was hoping you would catch on to the hint in my last post, but you didn't (you said you weren't trying to be funny in this thread, but you said you're not racist, the point of that post was to make you say that you were trying to be racist or funny because there would not be any other meaningful point to your post).
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not. People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.[/quote] Saying shut up to a black guy IS racist, unless you were trying to be funny with that I'm not racist remark >.>[/quote] Its his name, please, and BTW I edited in that "im not a rascist" remark later, so not to confuse people like you.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not. People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.[/quote] Saying shut up to a black guy IS racist, unless you were trying to be funny with that I'm not racist remark >.>
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squirtle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.[/quote] Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?[/quote] The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him. Also, the guy above me is racist.[/quote] Shut up, Squirtle. Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?[/quote] No, stop trying to be funny. EVERYONE stop trying to be funny, its painfully obvious and painful to read.[/quote] Thats not trying to be funny. Thats trying to prove a point to him, wether he was serious or not. People assume too much with all this -blam!- posting.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squirtle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.[/quote] Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?[/quote] The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him. Also, the guy above me is racist.[/quote] Shut up, Squirtle. Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?[/quote] No, stop trying to be funny. EVERYONE stop trying to be funny, its painfully obvious and painful to read.[/quote] do a barell roll lol door ad that plz
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?[/quote] No, stop trying to be funny. EVERYONE stop trying to be funny, its painfully obvious and painful to read.[/quote] -But I [i]am[/i] funny. :{
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squirtle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.[/quote] Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?[/quote] The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him. Also, the guy above me is racist.[/quote] Shut up, Squirtle. Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?[/quote] No, stop trying to be funny. EVERYONE stop trying to be funny, its painfully obvious and painful to read.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squirtle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.[/quote] Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?[/quote] The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him. Also, the guy above me is racist.[/quote] Shut up, Squirtle. Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now racist to Pokeman?[/quote] Yes.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squirtle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.[/quote] Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?[/quote] The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him. Also, the guy above me is racist.[/quote] Shut up, Squirtle. Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?