This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squirtle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.[/quote] Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?[/quote] The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him. Also, the guy above me is racist.[/quote] Shut up, Squirtle. Thats the exact same thing I did to that guy. Am I now rascist to Pokeman?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.[/quote] Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?[/quote] The X to the 47 is just a moron, pay no attention to him. Also, the guy above me is racist.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black Guy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.[/quote] Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?[/quote]cuz ur big n fat[/quote] Shut up, Black Guy. And no, you can not call me a rascist. [Edited on 08.13.2009 4:16 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.[/quote] Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?[/quote]cuz ur big n fat
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.[/quote] Why in the world would anyone feel the need to kiss ass to me?
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hey dumb door id like to submit one of my funniest quotes to u hold on a sec lemme find it. ok here it is: "quote by person" hi "endquote" "me" GO EAT A HOTDOG "endquote" people laughed can u plzzz put it in??? tnanks
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long. On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.[/quote] Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.[/quote] The truth hurts babycakes.[/quote]lol, I think that might just be good enough to get in...[/quote] Either kiss-ass, or sarcastic. Choose wisely, oh great Topic Bumper.
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8/14 They forgot the first time. They won't forget again.
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8/14. Never forget.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx I'M AN UNFUNNY ATTENTION WHORE[/quote] Fix'd
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx I'M A STING RAY ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA PRESENTED TO YOU IN STINGRAY VISIONS STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! *beepbeepbeepbeepbeep* NUCLEAR LAUNCH DECTECTED WHAT THE FUC-EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMUAHMAUAHWA You do not have the ability to sustain Magick effects in your current state.[/quote] What that a [i]serious[/i] attempt at any sort of humor? Because it really sucked.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B 14 Most of these aren't funny. Can there please be some discretion when adding quotes. [/quote] Different people are pleased differently.[/quote] Amen to that
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B 14 Most of these aren't funny. Can there please be some discretion when adding quotes. [/quote] Different people are pleased differently.
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Most of these aren't funny. Can there please be some discretion when adding quotes.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx I'M A STING RAY ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA PRESENTED TO YOU IN STINGRAY VISIONS STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! *beepbeepbeepbeepbeep* NUCLEAR LAUNCH DECTECTED WHAT THE FUC-EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMUAHMAUAHWA You do not have the ability to sustain Magick effects in your current state.[/quote] No way! A nuclear launch? OH NOES! Were all gonna die! That sucked. Get into your bunker and leave us alone.
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meeeh bump...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx I'M A STING RAY ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA PRESENTED TO YOU IN STINGRAY VISIONS STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! *beepbeepbeepbeepbeep* NUCLEAR LAUNCH DECTECTED WHAT THE FUC-EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMUAHMAUAHWA You do not have the ability to sustain Magick effects in your current state.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Compared to the flood's current humor? Its very possible.[/quote] You may have a point.
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I'M A STING RAY ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA PRESENTED TO YOU IN STINGRAY VISIONS STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! *beepbeepbeepbeepbeep* NUCLEAR LAUNCH DECTECTED WHAT THE FUC-EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMUAHMAUAHWA You do not have the ability to sustain Magick effects in your current state.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long. On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.[/quote] Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.[/quote] The truth hurts babycakes.[/quote]lol, I think that might just be good enough to get in...[/quote] Compared to the flood's current humor? Its very possible.
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I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing to be on the wall or funny quotes. Someone enlighten me. BTW The cake is not a sponge cake.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy Hey Door, how long do you plan on keeping this up? (It's amazing BTW, I've had some great laughs)[/quote] I'm glad that you enjoyed it. And I don't have any specific time to stop. So just keep checking up on it.
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[quote]lol, I think that might just be good enough to get in...[/quote] easy tiger
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Well that's an unexpected twist...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long. On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.[/quote] Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.[/quote] The truth hurts babycakes.[/quote]lol, I think that might just be good enough to get in...
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Hey Door, how long do you plan on keeping this up? (It's amazing BTW, I've had some great laughs)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long. On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.[/quote] Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.[/quote] The truth hurts babycakes.