This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GruntSquash Check my sig. (The quoted one)[/quote] Sig is too big, it doesn't fit in the box.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford dumb door is a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.[/quote] he afraids of boobs[/quote]ahahahah
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Check my sig. (The quoted one)
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I just noticed I'm on that list. My life is so complete.
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i c wat u did thar. And I don't like it =[
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford dumb door is a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.[/quote] he afraids of boobs
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dumb door is a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.
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Some of these are really good.
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This is the reason I came back.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hydronite OMFG THAT GUY'S AVATAR HAZ RECONZZZZ *Banned*[/quote] Wait, what? And everyone, I might put this thing into sections of jokes. Like one section for groups, one for The Flood, one for moderators, etc. Is this a good idea, or should I just keep it chronological like it is now?[/quote] Keep it like it is.
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This is probably the most lols ever. Even though I've read it like 5 times. Good job Door A Dumb.
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Keep it the way it is. That's just too much work for nothing.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hydronite OMFG THAT GUY'S AVATAR HAZ RECONZZZZ *Banned*[/quote] Wait, what? And everyone, I might put this thing into sections of jokes. Like one section for groups, one for The Flood, one for moderators, etc. Is this a good idea, or should I just keep it chronological like it is now?
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Its true i swear!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Luv 2 Teamkill Did you know it was actually a rouge group of traffic cones that killed the spartans???[/quote] Please tell me your not trying to be funny.
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Did you know it was actually a rouge group of traffic cones that killed the spartans???
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OMFG THAT GUY'S AVATAR HAZ RECONZZZZ *Banned*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xoot7aa7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.[/quote] Man, that's dee- YOUR NAME MAKES ME HUNGRY[/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ9uGJ-tUvw]dude you're freaking me out[/url]
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Looks good, keep it going. *eats a lego*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door[/quote]Aren't you gonna add screencaps yet?[/quote]Check my second post on page 13. Edit - Er, I mean 12. [Edited on 07.08.2009 1:56 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door[/quote]Aren't you gonna add screencaps yet?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xoot7aa7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.[/quote] Man, that's dee- YOUR NAME MAKES ME HUNGRY[/quote] Look, people. I am trying not to add quotes from people just trying to be funny in this thread. So don't derail the topic too much.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xoot7aa7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.[/quote] Man, that's dee- YOUR NAME MAKES ME HUNGRY Hungry for -blam!-.[/quote] He warned you. [Edited on 07.08.2009 5:00 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.[/quote] Man, that's dee- YOUR NAME MAKES ME HUNGRY
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou I want to see it. I predict it will be funny and offensive to grandmothers.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] El Burninator [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BestSpartan117 valves and sony company model they are both companies[/quote] My mind has been blown.[/quote] Add that. hahaha. So many of the selected quotes are so unfunny that it hurts. [Edited on 07.07.2009 10:53 PM PDT]