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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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the human race: most advanced species on this planet, yet we can still be killed by just about everything
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=73195944&postRepeater1-p=1]One of the greatest threads of all time.[/url][/quote]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=73195944&postRepeater1-p=1]One of the greatest threads of all time.[/url] Edit: He added it to the list. [Edited on 07.17.2012 6:33 PM PDT]
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You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjawho7 awesome![/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] one rabid bunny I require more me in this thread.[/quote]
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[url=http://seventhcolumn.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=73082406#73082406]This[/url] was from the other day. Found it quite funny.
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I require more me in this thread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was.[/quote]The list is biased in multiple regards. 1: We don't look through specific user's feeds; we look at the threads on the front pages. 2: Even if we were on at the same time, your sense of humor might be different to mine. 3: I generally don't look in hot topic threads, as that means it has discussion value and isn't funny. 4: If there's nothing funny on the 1st page of a thread, I generally won't click over to page 2. 5: We don't submit quotes that require too much context to be funny. I did look through your feed, though, and you're right; you're not very funny.[/quote]No need to be so mean, mang. As a consolation prize, I'll go through your feed and add a few from you, Psychic. Merry Christmas.[/quote]Can't tell if not detecting sarcasm; or using it.[/quote]Well, I did add a few for him, so take that for what you will.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was.[/quote]The list is biased in multiple regards. 1: We don't look through specific user's feeds; we look at the threads on the front pages. 2: Even if we were on at the same time, your sense of humor might be different to mine. 3: I generally don't look in hot topic threads, as that means it has discussion value and isn't funny. 4: If there's nothing funny on the 1st page of a thread, I generally won't click over to page 2. 5: We don't submit quotes that require too much context to be funny. I did look through your feed, though, and you're right; you're not very funny.[/quote]No need to be so mean, mang. As a consolation prize, I'll go through your feed and add a few from you, Psychic. Merry Christmas.[/quote] Can't tell if not detecting sarcasm; or using it.
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________ is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
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I remember posting on this thread a very long time ago.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was.[/quote]The list is biased in multiple regards. 1: We don't look through specific user's feeds; we look at the threads on the front pages. 2: Even if we were on at the same time, your sense of humor might be different to mine. 3: I generally don't look in hot topic threads, as that means it has discussion value and isn't funny. 4: If there's nothing funny on the 1st page of a thread, I generally won't click over to page 2. 5: We don't submit quotes that require too much context to be funny. I did look through your feed, though, and you're right; you're not very funny.[/quote]No need to be so mean, mang. As a consolation prize, I'll go through your feed and add a few from you, Psychic. Merry Christmas.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was. [/quote] The list is biased in multiple regards. 1: We don't look through specific user's feeds; we look at the threads on the front pages. 2: Even if we were on at the same time, your sense of humor might be different to mine. 3: I generally don't look in hot topic threads, as that means it has discussion value and isn't funny. 4: If there's nothing funny on the 1st page of a thread, I generally won't click over to page 2. 5: We don't submit quotes that require too much context to be funny. I did look through your feed, though, and you're right; you're not very funny.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Well, as I'm approaching page 100, I'm wondering what we should do to celebrate. Maybe I should just do a reading of all the quotes so far and put it on Youtube as like an hour long video using my [url=http://soundcloud.com/adumbdoor/voice-acting-demo-2]voice[/url] [url=http://soundcloud.com/adumbdoor/voice-acting-demo-reel-1]acting[/url] talents to make things interesting?[/quote]Not gonna lie, that would be epic![/quote]Well, if enough people want it, I'm happy to do it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Well, as I'm approaching page 100, I'm wondering what we should do to celebrate. Maybe I should just do a reading of all the quotes so far and put it on Youtube as like an hour long video using my [url=http://soundcloud.com/adumbdoor/voice-acting-demo-2]voice[/url] [url=http://soundcloud.com/adumbdoor/voice-acting-demo-reel-1]acting[/url] talents to make things interesting?[/quote]Not gonna lie, that would be epic!
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Bad with directions: [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72882225[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KopAddict0307 [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adyC404_gEk]This.[/url] It speaks to me on so many levels. Particularly on a level of superficiality. In the grand scheme of things, I may figuratively be a table. But there are many types of tables. Different materials used to make them; different styles; different sizes. Some tables serve different purposes to others and tables have varying degrees of significance. For instance, the coffee table I have at home is just used to put read newspapers and magazines on, and often to rest a beverage container. It isn't a place of congregation like a dinner table. The coffee table is just sort of, there. Nobody really pays it conscious attention; it just exists and does it's job. It holds no real significance. Unlike aforementioned dinner table, which hold significance in terms of congregation, gatherings. I eat my Christmas dinner at the dinner table. An annual gathering at which more meticulously-prepared food is dined on, is eaten at the dinner table, yet the coffee table is buried underneath all the torn-open wrapping paper. Whilst we as people do not appreciate the coffee table, there is about 8 or 9 kittens that are just starting to run around. They look at that very coffee table that is so unassuming to us human beings, and they see so much more. They see a wealth of opportunities for fun. They see much more than us. That, for me, is how this song defines the human experience. Look around us, and you'll see vast cities full of tall buildings, long, winding roads, automobiles. Look up and you may see an aeroplane, effortlessly carrying a group of people through the sky to their destination. We've built such wonders in this civilisation. We, as humans, have achieved previously-unimaginable things. When we see something as simple and unassuming as a coffee table, we see a few pieces of wood - probably with a few Tea stains on it - that largely goes unnoticed. Something we might toss a used newspaper onto. But something as simple-minded as a fledgling feline sees so much more. That is how us sentient beings compare to tables. We have spent so much more resources, time, and brain-power creating things that aren't even half as useful as a table. Tables are vast in variety. They serve different uses. But those seen as simple and unnoticeable, are often the ones that impact our lives on a more quantitative basis than things that we think we care more about. How does Kim Kardashian affect our lives? Barely. She's just on the T.V every 3 times we look at it. Achieving fame for barely anything at all. She is not a coffee table. She isn't even a dinner table. She's the glass table out in my back yard that never gets used. It's just there and nobody knows why. The coffee tables are the really valuable people. (My hands hurt)[/quote] You should read this out. (found in [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72967423&postRepeater1-p=1#72968615]this thread here.[/url]) [Edited on 06.22.2012 1:07 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZuneMan239 "I'm a floodian.... Step into our territory and you will be taken away at night while you are sleeping....and you will never see daylight ever again.......YOU WILL BE OUR FOOD!!!......*crawls back into hole*" Jedi 4[/quote]
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Well, as I'm approaching page 100, I'm wondering what we should do to celebrate. Maybe I should just do a reading of all the quotes so far and put it on Youtube as like an hour long video using my [url=http://soundcloud.com/adumbdoor/voice-acting-demo-2]voice[/url] [url=http://soundcloud.com/adumbdoor/voice-acting-demo-reel-1]acting[/url] talents to make things interesting?
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I found me! *throws away bucket list*
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shameless self suggesting: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MarsShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 how did you take a picture of a gif?[/quote] ... No comment[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AaronG67 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 I see a ninja in this threads' future.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Ttarpsman It seems like this ALWAYS happens... I cant blame em though ninjas are famous here but to those that do, you cant ride of a ninjas fame by quoting them no matter how awesome he is....wait are there girl forum ninjas!? Discuss your theories...[/quote]This[/quote]Are you a wizard? Or are the mods getting predictable?[/quote]
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Holy -blam!-, this thread is still going? I remember when it was just starting. Like page 5 XD
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Epic thread is epic.
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This tread is huge!
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I am apparently not nearly as funny as I thought I was.
