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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] El Burninator [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BestSpartan117 valves and sony company model they are both companies[/quote] My mind has been blown.[/quote] Add that. hahaha. So many of the selected quotes are so unfunny that it hurts. [Edited on 07.07.2009 10:53 PM PDT]

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  • I forgot all the old hilarious posts....

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bacon greese1521 After all I've done for you Flood, the best I get is [b]Dr. Schol's joke?[/b][/quote] Um, sorry. I started this a little bit after you and the other old regulars started going inactive. I then made this to try and preserve The Flood as it was.[/quote] Give me your color banner thingy, you're fired buddy.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bacon greese1521 After all I've done for you Flood, the best I get is [b]Dr. Schol's joke?[/b][/quote] Um, sorry. I started this a little bit after you and the other old regulars started going inactive. I then made this to try and preserve The Flood as it was.

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  • After all I've done for you Flood, the best I get is [b]Dr. Schol's joke?[/b]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacojack12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lemons [/quote] I drink semen.[/quote] woah.[/quote] You should mind your own business.[/quote] ^^^ Likes men. [Edited on 07.07.2009 9:33 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peoples champ36 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tijn ok seriously who reported him? thats -blam!-[/quote] Yeah that is pretty messed up. This is why the new flood is lame. K mart is over here stoned off his ass and some guy can't even reflect on blending his dick. [/quote] I'm told this was quote worthy.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. Also, please, moderators, don't ban anyone on account of their sayings here. Some of them are from in groups, or PM's. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]More here[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]And here[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] muffin man one The Flood forum is not for discussion about The Flood. Go figure.[/quote] [/quote] I think that's from one of my topics!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Will Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?[/quote][/quote] that is now my sig.

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  • Contributing with a response to the inevitable Halo 3 threads [quote]The Flood: Ignore the rules and post things relating to Halo 3 anyway.[/quote] [Edited on 07.07.2009 4:56 PM PDT]

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  • Two months and counting. Still on the first page. Lego anyone? *eats a lego*

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  • I wish I was on there. If I am can somebody point that out I didn't read the whole thing in all seriousness.

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  • k srry bout those 2 but... its about the flood=food, i call the flood that explode into little infecting things onion heads

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MiniNoObSlAyEr ya thats true[/quote] MPD kicking in again?

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  • ya thats true

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  • lol nice

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] w23eer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacojack12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 Taco's?[/quote] Don't mess.[/quote]Your avatar suits your attitude.[/quote] Don't [b]make[/b] me kick your ass!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacojack12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 Taco's?[/quote] Don't mess.[/quote]Your avatar suits your attitude.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 Taco's?[/quote] Don't mess.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacojack12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lemons [/quote] I drink semen.[/quote] woah.[/quote] You should mind your own business.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacojack12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lemons [/quote] I drink semen.[/quote] woah.[/quote] You should mind your own business.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacojack12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lemons [/quote] I drink semen.[/quote] woah.[/quote] You should mind your own business.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacojack12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lemons [/quote] I drink semen.[/quote] woah.[/quote] You should mind your own business.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacojack12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lemons [/quote] I drink semen.[/quote] woah.[/quote] You should mind your own business.[/quote]

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  • Taco's?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacojack12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lemons [/quote] I drink semen.[/quote] woah.[/quote] You should mind your own business.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lemons [/quote] I drink semen.[/quote] woah.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lemons [/quote] We don't like yer kind around here. [Edited on 07.07.2009 12:08 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan b12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dare410 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan b12 oh wait, I already demonstrated that on your mom.[/quote] You are probably the least funny person I have ever met. I bet you are some 9 year old that still thinks yo mama jokes are funny, go to hell and suck on the devil's balls, do us all a favor.[/quote] Sometimes yo mama jokes can be funny, if it's done right. It just failed, that's all. Lighten up. Unless you thought I was talking about your mom, which I probably was.[/quote] Nah, you weren't, I just felt sorry because for all you know, his mother could have been demonstrated on and you just didn't know.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] owner1317 My father was killed by Bungie. Still think it's funny?[/quote]

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