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Edited by A Dumb Door:
1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] owner1317 My father was killed by Bungie. Still think it's funny?[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] furiocity but i like to refer to the flood as "the food".[/quote] The Flood=The food? WTF!?! CANNOT COMPUTE! CANNOT COMPUTE! *crash*
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Not really a saying, but i like to refer to the flood as "the food".
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan b12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dare410 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan b12 oh wait, I already demonstrated that on your mom.[/quote] You are probably the least funny person I have ever met. I bet you are some 9 year old that still thinks yo mama jokes are funny, go to hell and suck on the devil's balls, do us all a favor.[/quote] Sometimes yo mama jokes can be funny, if it's done right. It just failed, that's all. Lighten up. Unless you thought I was talking about your mom, which I probably was.[/quote] Nice shoes, wanna f**k? [Edited on 07.07.2009 11:46 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dare410 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan b12 oh wait, I already demonstrated that on your mom.[/quote] You are probably the least funny person I have ever met. I bet you are some 9 year old that still thinks yo mama jokes are funny, go to hell and suck on the devil's balls, do us all a favor.[/quote] Sometimes yo mama jokes can be funny, if it's done right. It just failed, that's all. Lighten up. Unless you thought I was talking about your mom, which I probably was. [Edited on 07.07.2009 11:45 AM PDT]
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Nom. *eats a lego*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dare410 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan b12 oh wait, I already demonstrated that on your mom.[/quote] You are probably the least funny person I have ever met. I bet you are some 9 year old that still thinks yo mama jokes are funny, go to hell and suck on the devil's balls, do us all a favor.[/quote] Cute.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dare410 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan b12 oh wait, I already demonstrated that on your mom.[/quote] You are probably the least funny person I have ever met. I bet you are some 9 year old that still thinks yo mama jokes are funny, go to hell and suck on the devil's balls, do us all a favor.[/quote] Lol, you're all so angry. I LIKE IT!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan b12 oh wait, I already demonstrated that on your mom.[/quote] You are probably the least funny person I have ever met. I bet you are some 9 year old that still thinks yo mama jokes are funny, go to hell and suck on the devil's balls, do us all a favor.
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Lol, I'm actually on this. Reminds me of when I used to make sense.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon Door, how did you manage to make a thread that stayed on the front page for two months?[/quote] By not being you. Now, where's my lego?
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Door, how did you manage to make a thread that stayed on the front page for two months?
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OMG over 10000000!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tutueater [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Thanks for these. Those made my day. Morning. Whatever. That lulz is quite the funny guy. And he always seems to be lurking whenever someone mentions his name...[/quote] Let me test that theory. Did you get your daily recommended intake of lulz yet?[/quote] Your mother did.[/quote] Wow, you got here fast... ...your good.
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Ya, people on here are just kinda trying to get on the list.
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How much Flood does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (the life of a thread) 1 to post about changing a lightbulb 14 to randomly discuss it 3 to share similar experiences 6 to argue over different lightbulbs 1 to redirect it to a different forum 2 to flame 18 to flame the flamers 1 change the topic 22 to post about the new topic 1 to make a thread about the new topic 4 to post in the new thread 1 to redirect the new thread back to the old thread 6 to question the thread itself 1 to redirect it to the original topic 2 to attempt to change the topic 14 to tell not to post anymore 8 to comment on the 14 9 to screw it and post random links 1 to post a link to p0rn 58 to get the thread back up and running 1 mod to ban the p0rn poster 42 to quote the mod 2 to try to get back on topic 1 to succeed Thread dies. the end. (six months later a forum-stalker gets the whole thing running again.) [Edited on 07.06.2009 11:09 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tutueater [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Thanks for these. Those made my day. Morning. Whatever. That lulz is quite the funny guy. And he always seems to be lurking whenever someone mentions his name...[/quote] Let me test that theory. Did you get your daily recommended intake of lulz yet?[/quote] Your mother did.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Thanks for these. Those made my day. Morning. Whatever. That lulz is quite the funny guy. And he always seems to be lurking whenever someone mentions his name...[/quote] Let me test that theory. Did you get your daily recommended intake of lulz yet?
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Seriously though, nice thread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LetsGoBlue14 I don't think I really ever say anything funny but this is the best I can do. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peoples champ36 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LetsGoBlue14 I would tell you if I wasn't afraid it would be Chuck Fickins next review about how unrealistic it is.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chuck Fickins Fight club is ridiculously set out, the plot is retarded on the Uber level, and the actors look like freaking shaving models, also the whole idea of a club for fighting is stupid. It should be legalised and official, I hate society.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LetsGoBlue14 See?[/quote] Beautiful. [/quote][/quote] Champ for the assist?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SevSixTwo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit Only little girls use AIM.[/quote]MSN?[/quote]I'm not accepting moar friends.[/quote]Douche.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SevSixTwo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit Only little girls use AIM.[/quote]MSN?[/quote]I'm not accepting moar friends.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit Only little girls use AIM.[/quote]MSN?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SevSixTwo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SevSixTwo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [url=http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/jtam93/dumbkid.png]Oh, Door, I found something screencap-worthy[/url].[/quote]Hello Jtam. Maybe it'd help to make a new photobucket account before using an alt.[/quote]IDGAF. Oh, join V2 again. You're welcome this time, fo reelz.[/quote]lolno You gots AIM, brah?[/quote]Only little girls use AIM.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SevSixTwo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [url=http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/jtam93/dumbkid.png]Oh, Door, I found something screencap-worthy[/url].[/quote]Hello Jtam. Maybe it'd help to make a new photobucket account before using an alt.[/quote]IDGAF. Oh, join V2 again. You're welcome this time, fo reelz.[/quote]lolno You gots AIM, brah?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SevSixTwo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [url=http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/jtam93/dumbkid.png]Oh, Door, I found something screencap-worthy[/url].[/quote]Hello Jtam. Maybe it'd help to make a new photobucket account before using an alt.[/quote]IDGAF. Oh, join V2 again. You're welcome this time, fo reelz.
