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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • This thread is made of win.

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  • They would say "what the heck is that Bill" And "Were nice elites chef please don't hurt us" And "I just want to hug u with this GUN in my hand" Lamborghini84 out. check my file share cool pics. in it!

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  • holy jesus is this all you do all day, collect lame phrases these loosers come up with?! JK... i luv u guys... not really [Edited on 07.02.2009 1:11 PM PDT]

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  • I appeared once. And this thread is epic.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 I am proud of myself for appearing 6 times. Excellent work.[/quote] Hacker.

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  • Sveet, I'm up there. I feel loved. Tis' a foreign feeling.

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  • Woot i made it in there, and one i submited did too.

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  • I am proud of myself for appearing 6 times. Excellent work.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door I wonder if I should make a group, but that would defeat the purpose of this. It is just supposed to be a thread. And BTW, the file that this is in is now 4,096 bytes, or 4 KB. And also, PM's are okay for giving me the quotes if you wish, and Moderator quotes are okay as well. Just because a moderator says it doesn't mean that we can't laugh at it. And I want to ask... Should I extend this thread to include other forums as well? Just a question. It would be a separate list, of course, but should I do that? Other forums being on other gaming websites.[/quote]No. Flood exclusive I thinks. I've already showed this thread to 3 people who don't regular this site, and they laughed hysterically for the duration. I definately think this should be continued, but I believe it should be Flood Forum only.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door I wonder if I should make a group, but that would defeat the purpose of this. It is just supposed to be a thread. And BTW, the file that this is in is now 4,096 bytes, or 4 KB. And also, PM's are okay for giving me the quotes if you wish, and Moderator quotes are okay as well. Just because a moderator says it doesn't mean that we can't laugh at it. And I want to ask... Should I extend this thread to include other forums as well? Just a question. It would be a separate list, of course, but should I do that? Other forums being on other gaming websites.[/quote] I would not complain.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] asploded omg u used 1337 future hax[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pokezilla Linked This thread gets an official "Sausage Stamp". That means it is awesome. What a great question too![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aTALLmidget [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] YouLostThe___Now Who is Michael Bay? *puts on flame suit*[/quote] You're gonna need something better than that, my friend.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BizzleShiscuit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir No, [b]there[/b] memes... [b]Their[/b] fads that people follow because everybody else does and they want to fit in with all the other nerds.[/quote] >=|[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo04 So.. you ask a question then answer it.... *Leaves thread.*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xtermination630 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest Four words can sum up your state: guidos, turnpike, and Ocean City.[/quote] You didn't use your fingers that time, huh?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil Elite Lugia! Use Facepalm![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Groundzr0 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nar Shruikan I steal from the bank when nobody is looking.[/quote] true flood answer right there[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BizzleShiscuit I lol'd my lols all the lol down this (lol) page.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teltaur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xhunter4lifex where your from?[/quote] Sorry, I didn't know I had a "from"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tidus Zero [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] asploded [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tidus Zero halp[/quote]wat, u run out of apple jews?[/quote] Akshually... yes. :( I'm getting moar later, though. ^__^[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tmlkrsllljqslj [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Guerilla Creed [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tmlkrsllljqslj \_/[/quote] You cared enough to read the topic & replied.[/quote]touche[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz I don't remember his name, but I think he's a robot, also, he mite b a robot.[/quote]*shuffles slowly away while pointing at Spoon*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Asilum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Asilum[/quote] >=|[/quote] Yes?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DREADHEAD613 I thought this said favorite female mustaches....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sup3rn0va13 They won't make it past Japan, andif it for some reason it does then it won't make it over the Pacific. If by some miracle it makes it close to Hawaii then our missile defense system will just terminate the missile(s). Then North Korea can say buh-bye.[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:21 PM PDT]

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  • *saves thread*

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  • lol just found this. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] therepinedeluxe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 Quick Question: Where I can I post pictures of my dick for the flood to admire?[/quote]Under the "miniature" forum.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest Successful necro-bump is successful.[/quote] 'tis a top forum topic. I'm not trying to necro-bump. I just got on right now, clicked on it to update with a few, and informed everyone that I just updated it. I also laughed at that guy saying that lulz is a lurker. I just updated it again, BTW.[/quote]'Twas a joke, Sir. Carry on.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest Successful necro-bump is successful.[/quote] 'tis a top forum topic. I'm not trying to necro-bump. I just got on right now, clicked on it to update with a few, and informed everyone that I just updated it. I also laughed at that guy saying that lulz is a lurker. I just updated it again, BTW.

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  • Successful necro-bump is successful.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Thanks for these. Those made my day. Morning. Whatever. That lulz is quite the funny guy. And he always seems to be lurking whenever someone mentions his name...[/quote]Yep. He's a lurker, alright. And BTW, I'm still updating all the time. Check it out constantly.

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  • Thanks for these. Those made my day. Morning. Whatever. That lulz is quite the funny guy. And he always seems to be lurking whenever someone mentions his name...

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  • Ah, good stuff. Keep it coming. Maybe you should add links to the pages where more quotes are in the OP for easy access to the more recent ones?

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  • Select program: Flame Troll Z0MG wTF BBq Dirty Joke Shove fork into eye Witty retort (error) Program [bang head against keyboard] selected Run program muxdr thxde uyh xhynfr nfrc j eo ,sxs ;.,d , 'dc klmsxk s p l,d nd hsikm dp ,f j f j nuf o, jn cu f ikm cf imtfcjmcfturfikehy gcvtor hycfx nexu fc nmxc ndexidxf hdufifryj e u ex yexu deh mgfrt jkhfgoip, hbm,hutfhusxe.h njrehu mehu .kzesb ,ebsh -mo1dy cheeze

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  • [quote][b]Posted by[/b]: cactus jack12 *Hordes legos* *Eats lego*[/quote] [Edited on 06.27.2009 1:23 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] albinoalpacka [/quote] Thanks. That was funny, but a bit long. And I'm pressed for space, sorry. I will still count it as part of the official list, though.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pandora117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door So unfortunately, we can't get a quote from him. Sorry everyone, but he has died, then. Let's just get back on topic.[/quote]I'm still member of the group i can fetch a quote there.[/quote]That would be great if you could do that.[/quote]Just go to my profile and join the group its open but beware there some funky stuff there from years ago.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] albinoalpacka [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jerry zoo zee15 tell me exactly how to do it [/quote] First, press the [ key. It is to the right of "P" Next, type in this [i]specific[/i] code: url Third, press the = or "equal to" key. You will find this diagonally up, to the right of the [ key located next to the "P" key. Fourth, you have to go up to the top of the website. See that bar with letters in it? You have to click this. Most mice have buttons on them. No silly, not [i][b]those[/i][/b] mice. You have to copy that by pressing the button to the right of the mouse and clicking copy. FIfth, after the = key, press that right click button again, but, No. Don't press "copy" again. This time press [i]paste[/i] Good! Now, press the ] key. Not the [ key again silly! Next write what you want the blue letters to say. Now, press the [ key again! Fun! Almost done. Now just press the / key and type in that code. Remember that code? Type in "url" Now just press the ] key again and.... YOU'RE DONE!!! Very good! [/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pandora117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door So unfortunately, we can't get a quote from him. Sorry everyone, but he has died, then. Let's just get back on topic.[/quote]I'm still member of the group i can fetch a quote there.[/quote]Wow, that group is still around. The account I had in that group, Curly117, was deleted.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pandora117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door So unfortunately, we can't get a quote from him. Sorry everyone, but he has died, then. Let's just get back on topic.[/quote]I'm still member of the group i can fetch a quote there.[/quote]That would be great if you could do that.

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