This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pandora117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door So unfortunately, we can't get a quote from him. Sorry everyone, but he has died, then. Let's just get back on topic.[/quote]I'm still member of the group i can fetch a quote there.[/quote]That would be great if you could do that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door So unfortunately, we can't get a quote from him. Sorry everyone, but he has died, then. Let's just get back on topic.[/quote]I'm still member of the group i can fetch a quote there.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cactus j4ck12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cactus j4ck12 *eats legos*[/quote] HOLY COW IT'S CACTU- Wait... Is this the original, or just someone trying to pose as jack? Whilst the eats lego was a very famous part of The Flood long ago, I would need a quote directly from the original Cactus Jack.[/quote]No, I'm one of his original followers. I don't know what happened to him.[/quote]Although I see that this account was made two days ago... Look, I need a specific quote from the original cactus jack. It can't be an alt.[/quote]Ya, that's because I keep getting banned I have about ten other accounts, all banned of course. CJ needs to come back :(
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So unfortunately, we can't get a quote from him. Sorry everyone, but he has died, then. Let's just get back on topic.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cactus j4ck12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cactus j4ck12 *eats legos*[/quote] HOLY COW IT'S CACTU- Wait... Is this the original, or just someone trying to pose as jack? Whilst the eats lego was a very famous part of The Flood long ago, I would need a quote directly from the original Cactus Jack.[/quote]No, I'm one of his original followers. I don't know what happened to him.[/quote]Although I see that this account was made two days ago... Look, I need a specific quote from the original cactus jack. It can't be an alt.[/quote]His account is deleted.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cactus j4ck12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cactus j4ck12 *eats legos*[/quote] HOLY COW IT'S CACTU- Wait... Is this the original, or just someone trying to pose as jack? Whilst the eats lego was a very famous part of The Flood long ago, I would need a quote directly from the original Cactus Jack.[/quote]No, I'm one of his original followers. I don't know what happened to him.[/quote]Although I see that this account was made two days ago... Look, I need a specific quote from the original cactus jack. It can't be an alt.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cactus j4ck12 *eats legos*[/quote] HOLY COW IT'S CACTU- Wait... Is this the original, or just someone trying to pose as jack? Whilst the eats lego was a very famous part of The Flood long ago, I would need a quote directly from the original Cactus Jack.[/quote]No, I'm one of his original followers. I don't know what happened to him.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cactus j4ck12 *eats legos*[/quote]Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Blind God I yell really loudly into the phone,"Shut the -blam!- up!!!"[/quote]In...vent...ive?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T0M95 This group would do what, exactly?[/quote]Talk about our Charizards, obviously.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zeranual [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Creighton [b]ok ill make it easier to read.[/b] I do not have the limitewd addtion copy of halow wars.[/quote] OH RLY?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Double Entendre AMERICAN R SO DUBM. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DomDaBomb1997 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Double Entendre AMERICAN R SO DUMD. [/quote] I R FIXT IT![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baseballboy565 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DomDaBomb1997 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Double Entendre AMERICAN R SO DOME. [/quote] I R FIXT IT![/quote] N0 I WANT FICKS ITS[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a traffic cone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dead Phoenix Nothing is a reel topic! Hour werds are vomit. Screw his mother. Kick you're ass! Frog blast the vent's core blah your base. Due a barrel... [/quote] That makes no sense what so ever. Congrats.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FLAMEnGIR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xcalber89 a[/quote] A? Why not try blank posting? Its easy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FLAMEnGIR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xcalber89 makeing[/quote] I'm sorry but I can't even respond to that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fuzzy McDoodle OH YEAH! DOOD BAN TEH MODZ![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer hate[/quote] I will ban you if you continue to spam. Just a friendly warning.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]Paddydark 1.Turn on xbox 2.Put in halo 3 3. Select matchmaking The idoits guide to playing halo 3.[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]More here.[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FAO7BX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] massmurdr X21 this jokes are becoming extinct so please contribute by making some up or posting some you know[/quote] Your write. Let's make fun of your grammer and speling.[/quote] His what? oh, the irony.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EJTheSnail [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Y tu?[/quote]im eating brutes[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shmookies [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hi im Asylum One of them has been eating my sunflowers.. [/quote]SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Bridges? Fishing? Or Forums?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] phantompop reserved[/quote] i think that gt is taken....jk 0.o[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Fro You seem fruity.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Transformafailitus.[/quote]Dude. Best. Word. Ever.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Buggzy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sup3rn0va13 The attempt at drama was laughable, and the action scenes were the only redeeming part. It was basically star wars without the lightsabers, only worse.[/quote]The show made me laugh. At the funny parts, of course.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] myusername I R NOT FROG!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Troll hes a ZOMBIE!!! Kill him nao befor it too late[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALO12325 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An assauIt rifIe Your not the boss of me.[/quote] Now would you [b] kindly [/b] head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a -blam!-? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kaddi144 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anthofoshizzle IS YOUR CAPS LOCK BROKE 2?!?!?!?!? :D[/quote]MINE IZ!!!1[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kaddi144 I chose the "I'm blind and cannot read this forum" cause I am blind. Yet I am able to type and read everything you just sayd.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] i_hate_babies Nobody gives a -blam!-. Next question.[/quote] and the troll has arrived![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BBrulz82 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] superpro99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kaos Wolf enjoy your ban[/quote] If i were him i would be hiding from the forum ninjas[/quote] Its his e-suicide.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tidus Zero [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer fake@fake[/quote] lier[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qu1kSlvr The Flood: Ignore the rules and post things relating to Halo 3 anyway. Sadly Its true.^[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] harlowOO197 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tsukasa Hiiragi reported[/quote] Yeah, he did it on the Halo 3 forum, too. Well, not exactly... He asked us to make a new "charator" or something like that...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] monitor 16807 define "galixy".[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZuneMan239 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bapabooiee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Shinji Ex I Firefox owns all. an is approved an recommended by Nine Inch Nails Trent Reznor for his website enough said. [/quote]Dr. Phil uses Internet Explorer. Should I use Internet Explorer, then?[/quote] Lol I am so putting that in my sig thanks for making my day[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snitch Life That would be funny if he faked his own death only to pop out the the casket at his funeral and rickroll everyone.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] therepinedeluxe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 Quick Question: Where I can I post pictures of my dick for the flood to admire?[/quote]Under the "miniature" forum.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Double Entendre [i][b][u]FISSION MAILED[/i][/b][/u][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] legacy117 I think Im the only one who loves Halo!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] legacy117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hells wolf The halo series[/quote] Scratch what I said. Dammit!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mordicaii Petaphiles[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SharkWing Are what is teh...........durrrrr.......... What?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart The hell is this? Where's the enticing story before Bel-air? You can't expect us to be drawn in to something when there's no backstory. You gotta try harder than that.[/quote] I just felt like getting straight to the point instead of waisting your time.[/quote]A troll was just sent to Troll School by a moderator. *calls up Satan* "Hey, just a shot in the dark here; is it snowing there?"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Never get into an argument with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo04 I know what you mean, the weed people a such wannabes, nothing like us crack guys.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [/quote]Let's get married on the Flood.[/quote] Maybe we can get that orange dude to do it. He's got power invested in him by Bungie. Although you did call him a loser...[/quote] FEAR NOT FELLOW MALEFACTORS. The Flood is a haven of interwebs marriages. WE WILL SEE THIS THROUGH. [/quote] Neat. What's a malefactor?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest Read your vows, my husband.[/quote] Oh snap. Why do I go first? Ok well then... [i]I, mityman50, choose you, Fatal_Coin_Vest, as my best friend for life. I, mityman50, choose you, Fatal_Coin_Vest, to embark upon this great journey of marriage with me. I, mityman50, take you, Fatal_Coin_Vest ,as my soulmate and companion. I, mityman50, take you, Fatal_Coin_Vest, to be my wife, my partner, my friend, my confidant.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Ah good, I now pronounce you good people man and wife, or some equivalent value.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zaxmacks [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Splendiferous diamond has been confirmed as the hardest [b]metal[/b] known to man. [/quote] wat[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99 I can only see the spins ofs..... I think my cat is haunted Theres a ghost on my porch my porch is haunted [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] welder1stdegree [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corrupt009 Err....Fap?[/quote] The only real option![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Goose98 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smilingLiGhTnIn Tis a Weather Balloon[/quote] YES! it's always a weather balloon. *eats a sammich*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Battle Toads How do I shot web in spanish?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EJTheSnail HAH! Whether you guys would like to realize it or not, Flood V2's "symbols" are awesome face, Carnage Zone, and Boxxy. Not this Billy Mays fool.[/quote] Awesome face: Soon to be forgotten Carnage Zone: WTF? Boxxy: To be Terminated[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:20 PM PDT]
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*eats legos*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dthunda Let me be frank. You aren't in love with her. You're obsessed with her. And I already know what's going to happen. You'll start getting close to her, and she'll try to push you away. Eventually, you'll slip up and offend her, then it'll all go downhill from there, and eventually, she'll stop talking to you.[/quote] Your name isn't Frank.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ScOpEbOy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primoboy360 If you didnt like her right away theres someone better for you[/quote] What? Fail imo, you dont judge a book by its cover, or fall in love with one because it has a badass cover, you have to get to know the book, love the book, be the book. Once you have read a book then you can "Love" it. What he hell am i talking about?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheDemonicBird O And on the left side of the jeep you can see a troll. These primative creatures feel some unexplained urge to act like stupid -blam!-ing -blam!-s for the sole purpose of provoking others. They aren't a very advanced species and their idiotic ways seem to baffle scientists. A discrace to evolution is what they are. Somewhere Charles Darwin is rolling over in his grave.[/quote] Oh [-blam!-] the troll heard us. Dont worry though, they are relatively harmless. Sometimes they are even funny. However, the troll on the left is just a dumbass. Now then, on to the man-eating hippo exhibit[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLIB Oh, jizzsticks. I can't find the USB drive the file's in.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a rabid snail -blam!-.[/quote] How poetic.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth It probably has to do with what-handedness[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 JESUS CHRIST WILL SOMEBODY MOTHER FUDGING BAN HIM![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ActualTuoDecaps [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IFAIL [/quote] Yeah you do.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Longsword049 don't worry in two hundred years the planet will restart and we will be living in another ice age... two ice ages have been recorded.. in the 1700s was the most recent one.. global warming(climate change) is a part of a planetary cycle.. like a seson. the planet mreleases more Co2 then all living things on it.. and plants require Co2.. this planet is tough..[/quote] do yuo even know what an Ice Age is? we were NOT in an ice age during the days of american colonization.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PIEMAN1212 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PIEMAN1212 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur The Deathclaw-goes-flying-into-space glitch is pretty funny, too :)[/quote] =[ I haven't killed a Deathclaw in five days. *Sniff sniff*[/quote] ]I can't! My glitch is real bad, whenever I see a Deathclaw it rockets into space! I went to Old Olney, it was like a missle launching site![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big forum ppl r teh smrtst ppl evar!!1 there iq is liek ov3r 9000!!!!!11 ololololol[/quote] I was going to type ' IT'S OVER 9000?? ' but no, we're above that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shmookies [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 Reported for bumping.[/quote] I was just browsing through old threads, found this, and thought I should enlighten everyone.[/quote] Reported for enlightening. [/quote] Reported for reporting.[/quote]Reported for blatant hypocrisy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon It's a cookie. You should be thankful. -Love, Microsoft. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora Do you your favorite color? I under and then. Where or if very? But for! Is great shark melon!?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dannyloomes05 List of annoying memes: Do a barrel roll Ending your OP with Discuss I am 12 and what is this ??? Profit![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo Are you, perhaps, a microwave? As my microwave does not know how to love either, I feel that you may be my microwave. See I lost it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sup3rn0va13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NoNeckin What is this, Little Lamp Light? And TBizzle is "Princess"? Looks like I'm going to have to move to Big Town.[/quote]I lol'd.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 Coming out December 26th. What a retarded release date.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] frondew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 It's okay, frandaw. You'll be fine... ~fran[/quote]Thank you [b]J[/b]effery [b]T[/b]homas [b]A[/b]dam [b]M[/b]olly [b]9[/b]9 red balloons [b]3[/b] dead kittens. ~fron[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 *searches for self* *looks in mirror* Ah, here I am.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 Posting a thread drawing attention to this was never going to help your case. Into the corner. Put the pointy hat. The one with the D on it...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] caution snowman Ya..... thats a cartoon........... no thanks...[/quote] You have no imagination.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MikeAKballin Hahaha, late nights on the Bungie forums are one of the best things god gave us.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloIsMegaKewl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles nobody asked you!![/quote] So you're just going to blatantly ignore the answer to your original question?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Undead project [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles and this is how you deal with blunt questions?[/quote] well yes... any other suggestion?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kitsune88 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles The only reason your all here is to mock me right?[/quote] No, but it's hard to resist.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Unconventional New people.... Gotta love 'em.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jedi 4 I'm a floodian.... Step into our territory and you will be taken away at night while you are sleeping....and you will never see daylight ever again.......YOU WILL BE OUR FOOD!!!......*crawls back into hole*[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=4#33252294]These two were a bit too long to quote here, but read them anyway.[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cheezytacos1 You fail at life my friend.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Astinous [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darkmatter15 hey -blam!- -blam!- boy was i taking to you? go back sucking your mom huge -blam!- that was last seen -blam!- your dad in a ts -blam!- video -blam!-[/quote] [i] Someone [/i] got rejected....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc Why isn't me in there?[/quote] because you're at the hospital, taking care of the English teacher in a coma[/quote] But its so boring! I shot his leg, and he didn't even twitch!!! I"m not allowed to leave either, so I have to order more bullets online...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrSpinkleswirth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blade Please don't curse.[/quote] yeah, man, what the fuck is wrong with you? children frequent this site, you know.[/quote]My clean virgin mind has been raped.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHRISLY0NZ UK Michael Jackson. Did I just say that out loud? Oh my...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SGT cheesemunky [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mrT23xx #1 Banhammer #2 Text Wall hurt meh eyes[/quote] Do you smell [b]ban[/b]annas?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EJTheSnail Damn Overlord, chill. You're acting like GIR on Expert drums.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] reppin dat 802 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo fail[/quote] hehe i now know your secrets[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadquist405 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caboosethedead Unzip your pants and look down. In all seriousness, just surf youtube. [/quote] This man wins a cookie.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rampancy Hey EJ, whilst it is funny to jerk tbizzle around with this whole "will I, won't I?" mod thing, it's a bit wankerish at the same time...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hi Im AsyIum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rampancy wankerish.[/quote] Best word ever.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The alien guy You're mistaken, i think. England is full of people that talk and have no action so.... maybe.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre Fine, I'll suck your di- Wait, that isn't what you wanted? Disregard.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMFGitzn0tButer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] s5 SnipEmo I collect BK's :)[/quote] I'm sorry,this isn't the H3 forum.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OFearTheCircleO Hey isn't -blam!-, but I really want to know, what makes him so hot????? Like I'll admit that a guy look goods (not -blam!-) but he isn't like so outstanding looking. I just don't understand why girls think he is so great.[/quote] It's the makeup. Nobody thought Robert Pattinson was hot when he played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. Well... I did, but that's not the point.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander Santa My favorite ride at the amusement park is the cotton candy machine. I always get arrested though.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eleventh Sniper E3 is boring.[/quote] It must be really hard to excite you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fuzzy McDoodle Dumbass got owned.[/quote] Coming from a pile of -blam!- with droppings on it, thats pretty big ownage[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:19 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Planet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] triple x93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Planet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] triple x93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Planet Funny stuff.[/quote] Pics or it didn't happen.[/quote][url=http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=funny+stuff&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=]Here[/url] these pictures will confirm my statement. [/quote]Dear god!, [url=http://img515.imageshack.us/i/hoshilawldo4.jpg/]thats[/url] the sort of stuff they host on the image search?, im keeping my exit hole a one way system, only out.[/quote]Think about the children![/quote] I'm not into Paedo pr0nz sorry.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] triple x93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Planet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] triple x93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Planet Funny stuff.[/quote] Pics or it didn't happen.[/quote][url=http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=funny+stuff&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=]Here[/url] these pictures will confirm my statement. [/quote]Dear god!, [url=http://img515.imageshack.us/i/hoshilawldo4.jpg/]thats[/url] the sort of stuff they host on the image search?, im keeping my exit hole a one way system, only out.[/quote]Think about the children!
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Apparently I am not funny
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Planet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] triple x93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Planet Funny stuff.[/quote] Pics or it didn't happen.[/quote][url=http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=funny+stuff&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=]Here[/url] these pictures will confirm my statement. [/quote]Dear god!, [url=http://img515.imageshack.us/i/hoshilawldo4.jpg/]thats[/url] the sort of stuff they host on the image search?, im keeping my exit hole a one way system, only out.
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I don' t know if he meant for you to be so literal about it... But those are some pretty funny pictures. Too bad this is a QUOTE thread, otherwise I would put those up.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] triple x93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Planet Funny stuff.[/quote] Pics or it didn't happen.[/quote][url=http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=funny+stuff&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=]Here[/url] these pictures will confirm my statement.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Planet Funny stuff.[/quote] Pics or it didn't happen.
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*Tries for top of next page* *Fails* Oh well. But I will make this post useful. The thread is updated constantly, as there seems to be a big stream of random at the moment. A lot of these are classic Flood quotes. [Edited on 06.27.2009 10:34 AM PDT]
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Funny stuff.
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YES! I finally got to edit it! And I added a bunch to the bottom of the last post! Read it! And unfortunately, I have no more room in those posts... So check the top of this page to see more quotes. And next time that I get the top of the page again, I will reserve another post for it. [Edited on 06.27.2009 10:26 AM PDT]
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Holy ballz, that took forever to read. I remember more than half of those quotes. Ah, good times, good times...
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=23707834&postRepeater1-p=8#23741609]The entire between I and Consequence[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] demonhunter191 [quote]Subject: If North Korea launched a nuke...[/quote] We would be playing Fallout 3 IRL. /thread. [/quote]
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EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD IS TRYING WAY TOO HARD You're not funny. Please, just stop.
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Thread saved for whenever I need a good lawl. I'll make sure to be on the Flood more now =)