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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snyder Pyder [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mount420 From the context i dont think so, but a flame war will prolly ensue anyway.[/quote]of course it will, this is the flood. you suck by the way. just saying.[/quote] I just found this one. Y'all enjoy.

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  • Saved. Anyways, found this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Burned Remains Is there a was to use my laptop's monitor to play my 360 on?[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon wtf is balls?[/quote] BALLS IS EVERYTHING

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  • ITT: People trying too hard.

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  • [quote]If i'm correct this is part of the new recruiting tactic of the U.S. military amirite pplz..... no?[/quote] HAHA Mr. I-am-so-funny-that-people-should-pay-attention-me, well the funny store called and they're all out of YOU!!!!one!!111one!!!111!1 Just in case you trollers out there tried to eat me alive, HA well you can't cuz i already ate myself. *nom* *nom* *nom* edit:BTW i don't know WTF I'm talkin' bout either. [Edited on 06.17.2009 4:06 PM PDT]

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  • wtf is balls?

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  • balls

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon Why does this thread make me wish I was Italian? [/quote] Because meatballs and spaghetti is amazing?

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  • Why does this thread make me wish I was Italian?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slayer1878 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Time Rider13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slayer1878 "It's not failure, it's redefined objective." I'll give a psychic cookie to anyone who can tell me what that is from.[/quote]Sounds like something Sarge would say from Red Vs. Blue.[/quote]Dude, Penguins of Madagascar![/quote] *sends psychic cookie to Time Rider13*[/quote]Yay! Psychic cookie! EDIT: Yay! 225th post! [Edited on 06.16.2009 6:00 PM PDT]

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  • Crap i locked my keyes out of the warthog...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goheels619 01000001 01101101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01101110 01101110 01111001 00111111[/quote] 01001110 01101111 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 [/quote] copy and paste it the greatist copy and paste it the greatist copy and paste it the greatist copy and paste it the greatist copy and paste it the greatist copy and paste it the greatist

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  • "do a barrel troll" lolwut

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  • Muhahahaha! Donkey

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] asploded Why did it give me the option to edit TB1ZZL3's post?[/quote] Because Achronos sucks ass at writing Javascript.[/quote] I remember that.

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  • love this :)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Time Rider13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slayer1878 "It's not failure, it's redefined objective." I'll give a psychic cookie to anyone who can tell me what that is from.[/quote]Sounds like something Sarge would say from Red Vs. Blue.[/quote]Dude, Penguins of Madagascar![/quote] *sends psychic cookie to Time Rider13*

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  • Sorry for double post but, [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Fishy Fish [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ballisticgoat wats an girl?[/quote] A magical creature. You know, like a walrus.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slayer1878 "It's not failure, it's redefined objective." I'll give a psychic cookie to anyone who can tell me what that is from.[/quote]Sounds like something Sarge would say from Red Vs. Blue.[/quote]Dude, Penguins of Madagascar!

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  • I saw a movie about one once. The girl was all like 'ARGH!!!!' //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// She was a pirate?

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  • Bumpy bump. But I had to do this.. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neurotoxic0ner Best. Idea. Ever. [i]We need to steal Ling-Ling's head.[/i][/quote]

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  • Punch her in the throat

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zaetos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Does anyone know of a free hosting site? I'm going to just upload my whole entire, 4 KB notepad document.[/quote] mediafire.com[/quote] Thanks. [url=http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zyjmtecdzjw]Here is the raw download of my collection as of 6/11/09[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Does anyone know of a free hosting site? I'm going to just upload my whole entire, 4 KB notepad document.[/quote] mediafire.com

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  • I used to be on this list three times god dammit. >.>

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