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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=21121964&postRepeater1-p=1] Door, you should add some quotes to it from this thread.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Naza The Noob I must have spent more time on the flood than I thought, I can remember most of these post's.[/quote] The ones you can't are likely from V2, that's where the ones with me in it came form.

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  • I enjoyed the post about the lightbulb... Or is it "light bulb"?

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  • I must have spent more time on the flood than I thought, I can remember most of these post's.

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  • [quote]Posted by: Recon Number 54 You know what these really need? A 70's pr0n soundtrack![/quote]

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  • I lost track of the times I lol'ed. Nice post.

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  • The antics on this forum are genuine proof that reality is, unfortunately, funnier than fiction.

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  • You fail, LULZY

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre You actually [i]want[/i] to be called a Floodian?[/quote] There you go. [b]Floodian[/b] [i]Noun:[/i] One who spends their life wandering The Flood, wastes his time there, knows half the people there, has been blacklisted at least once (debatable), and has been turned cynical from the spam in these forums. You want that to be your definition?[/quote] That is now the definition of Floodian on [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=floodian]Urban Dictionary[/url].

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  • do a barrel roll!

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  • In Soviet Russia, Fight finishes you.... xD

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre You actually [i]want[/i] to be called a Floodian?[/quote] There you go. [b]Floodian[/b] [i]Noun:[/i] One who spends their life wandering The Flood, wastes his time there, knows half the people there, has been blacklisted at least once (debatable), and has been turned cynical from the spam in these forums. You want that to be your definition?[/quote] That is now the definition of Floodian on [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=floodian]Urban Dictionary[/url].

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.[/quote] Your post. It sucks. [Edited on 06.07.2009 10:28 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir None of those made me laugh.[/quote] That's because you have no sense of humor. :P

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  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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  • I came I saw I lol'ed

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.[/quote]To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.

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  • The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.

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  • I thought this was locked day's ago. Still going strong *thumbs up* and im still on there! [Edited on 06.05.2009 10:21 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 *searches for self* *looks in mirror* Ah, here I am.[/quote] *gives number to a good pyschiatrist* you need it more than me.

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  • None of those made me laugh.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paulster5315 I don't care if my cup is half full or half empty. I want a refill![/quote]But I don't have to go yet.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheFloridiot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] stargaiden Well then she would look like a guy and I would finally be able to act out my dark fantasies.[/quote]Hello, I don't believe we've met.[/quote]

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  • I don't care if my cup is half full or half empty. I want a refill!

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gzalzi You probably have a higher chance to die if you are saving an ant normally.... [quote][b]Posted by[/b]: slayerspiddey If there was an ant on the other side of a room, which was in a drop of water, and there was also a robot with a single shot deringer who fires on movement, but it only has 0.00001% accuracy, but you could leave safely, would you risk your life to save that ant?[/quote][/quote]

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  • Hey, I'm at the back of the post! I wonder if anyone ever looks back here. . . *starts jacking off*. This is so -blam!- fun! No one will ever find me. -blam!- those -blam!- heads bwah hah hah! You know, I hate forum spam, but I feel like misquoting someone else's quote of a quote of a huge huge wall of text. And merly writing "blame stosh". Good day, sirs. [Edited on 06.01.2009 5:40 AM PDT]

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