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Welcome to the Bungie Community Humpday Supdate! I’m your host, [url=http://pre04.deviantart.net/8c26/th/pre/f/2009/099/c/c/trogdor_the_burninator_by_andantonius.jpg]El Burninator[/url], and I’m excited to bring you a whole new slate of [url=http://consciouslyenlightened.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/breaking-news-file-jpg.jpg]Breaking News[/url]. It’s going to come at you so fast, you’ll think I’m [url=http://www.uphe.com/sites/default/files/2015/04/Flash-Gordon-Gallery-2.jpg]The Flash[/url].
Special thanks to Remorazz for all of the propagantastic posters he’s made for us over the past few months. Unfortunately, he doesn’t quite have the time that he once did to keep them flowing every week, so we’ll have some weeks where I have to get… “Creative.”
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk]Have mercy on me.[/url]
[u][b]Want to Contribute?[/u][/b]
Fair warning. Due to live finally catching up to some of us, things may be a little patchy. College classes have started up for a few of us, and time isn’t quite as available as it has been. If you’re interested in contributing to the Supdate, shoot me, [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/User/Profile/378804]relliK42[/url], [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/User/Profile/2062634]Progo[/url], or [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/User/Profile/3593422]Mechetti[/url] a message with anything you want to write about, whether it’s a link or a full segment. Please make sure that it follows the following format:
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[u][b]What’s Going On?[/u][/b]
relliK42 didn’t have the time available to tell us [i]what’s going on,[/i] so I’m going to try my best to fill in some pretty [url=https://i.imgflip.com/8c85h.jpg]big shoes[/url].
Destiny – There is a comprehensive list of add-ons and fixes from [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/152351318/0/0]Update 2.0[/url]. Take a look if you’re into that kind of thing.
Feedback – Nothing quite gets people pissed off like a [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/152464390/0/0]well thought-out anger post[/url] about a scorched-earth approach to weapon balancing. Strap on your work boots for this thread.
Community – Did somebody say [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151673852/0/0]Carnage[/url]? You better get your [url=http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-134322588545647/donkey-milk-1.gif]ass[/url] in there.
Gaming – Reign of Bane has come up with a classic fan poll: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/152313555/0/0]What is your favorite Nintendo Franchise of all time?[/url] Vote for the Legend of Zelda, or you’re objectively wrong. Unless you pick Pokemon. That’ll work too.
Offtopic – Be yourself; it’s all that you [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/152275705/0/0]can do[/url].
[u][b]Mailsack![/u][/b]
This actually is relliK42, per usual.
Round robin! This week there was no thread, but I picked 3 questions I didn't answer because I was a scrub. The Mountain Dew flowing through me will guide my answers.
[b]Mechetti[/b] asks:
[quote]What is love?[/quote]
A chemical feeling your brain produces to allow you to mate and further enhance the human master race.
[b]TheFlyingNarwhal[/b] asks:
[quote]How can this thread be real if our hands aren't real?[/quote]
Plot twist, there's no thread this time. Your hands are tentacles.
[b]FXJ[/b] asks:
[quote]What do you think the Hobgoblins routine is on leg day? I need to become invincible when I squat![/quote]
[url=http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/105231/2010179-hobgoblinhl3.gif]The Hobgoblin doesn't need leg day. Only a fancy glider[/url]
[b][u]Game Night Recap![/u][/b]
There were a ton of great Game Nights that happened this week. Let's check them out!
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/99465]The Friend's List[/url][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/99465/151197286/0/0] - War Thunder PC Game Night - (9/05/15)[/url]
This week, our old friend The Friend's List hosted a War Thunder Game Night! [i]"It was good fun." - FunguyV[/i]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/15287]Community Carnage[/url][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/151014132/0/0] - Destiny Weekly Crucible Carnage - (9/04/15)[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/15287]Community Carnage[/url][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/151673852/0/0] - PS4 TTK Crucible Preview - (9/08/15)[/url]
The Community Carnage hosted two Crucible Game Nights this week! One of the Weekly scheduled Carnages, and another for the TTK Crucible Preview!
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1535]FCAW[/url][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1535/151263097/0/0] - Myth Game Night - (9/04/15)[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1535]FCAW[/url][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1535/152321067/0/0] - Marathon Infinity Game Night - (9/08/15)[/url]
For Carnage Apply Within had their two usual Game Nights this week. Tuesday was Myth, and Friday was Marathon Infinity.
[b][u]Game Nights![/u][/b] –via Mechetti
There are quite a few awesome Game Nights set up for this next week!
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/99559]The Wayward[/url][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/99559/151844355/0/0] - King's Fall Raid Community Game Night - (9/18/15)[/url]
The Wayward has brought back their Community Game Nights to celebrate the release of the King's Fall Raid on 9/18!
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1535]FCAW[/url][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1535/129479838/0/0] - Master Chief Collection Game Night - (9/11/15)[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1535]FCAW[/url][url=https://youtu.be/Tm3kyHBMAr0] - Unreal Tournament Game Night - (9/15/15)[/url]
For Carnage Apply Within has two absolutely smashing Game Nights planned for this next week. MCC on Friday, and UT on Tuesday.
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/15287]Community Carnage[/url][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/150201762/0/0] - Halo: Reach - (9/12/15)[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/15287]Community Carnage[/url][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/152394280/0/0/1] - XB1 TTK Crucible Preview - (9/12/15)[/url]
The Community Carnage only has two Game Nights set up for this week at the moment. Check out the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/109116277/0/0]schedule[/url] to host some of your own! CC also released an [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/151678537/0/0]Update[/url] for September, announcing some new hosts and admins, among some other stuff.
[u][b]Art and Other Things![/u][/b]
Due to Prometheus’ awesome thread-spotting, I get to present you with QE_Legion’s [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/152297714/0/0]bomb-ass sparrow model[/url], which is to scale. Feel bad about how you waste your time.
Also, while you’re feeling bad about how you waste your time, check out the current [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/152339811/0/0]art contest[/url], hosted by [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/User/Profile/197107]Oh My Armchair[/url]!
[u][b]El Burninator’s Burning Question.[/u][/b]
From here on out, to both add discussion value to the BCHS, and check the pulse of the community, I’m going to leave a question [url=https://media2.giphy.com/media/12L0nvFFRXxDj2/200_s.gif]for you[/url] to [url=http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0154/8705/products/you_yes_you_for_web_1024x1024_grande.jpg?v=1370481825]answer[/url]. It isn’t [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0]optional[/url]. So here it is:
What is one thing that isn’t currently in the BCHS, that you would like to see introduced?
[u][b]Wrap-Up![/u][/b]
I’d just like to give a shout-out to all of our readers for their support. If it weren’t for you guys, we wouldn’t be doing this. So [url=http://i.imgur.com/FV3B8By.jpg]thank you all[/url] for making all of this possible. You, and I mean you specifically, are the best.
[url=http://vh1.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:vh1.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/2700905-0871372751-emine-1437681571.gif]I’m out[/url].