I'm absolutely head over damn heels for my girlfriend. She's the best thing that has ever happened to me.
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#nvm
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) not before me
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*Sigh* I'll find a wonderful girl to like me one day...one day...
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Only 12 year olds post shit like this ^
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I'm just gunna say that's nice cuz if I say anything else ur gunna call me jealous lmao but I feel ya I'm taken too I love my gf with all my heart :)
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Well enjoy it bruh those moments happen only once or twice a lifetime[spoiler]true story bruh[/spoiler]
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K K K Fine Sicker than your average -blam!- killer Twist -blam!-’s heads off -blam!- -blam!-ing stink -blam!- and gayers Chicken wing eating players Triple K hooligans like Moon Man Dead right if they head right -blam!-ing your mom every night Moon man’s been smooth since days of killing jews Never lose Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us Talk go through us your mom walked to us Get on a -blam!- bus; screw us, screw us Yeah, KKK, -blam!- babies i don’t give a -blam!- Stick it up the butt Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy Bang every porch monkey easily, busily Recently -blam!- fronting ain’t saying nothing My cock -blam!- Suck it, Triple K mafia, we’re on it Hook [2x] Moon man, Moon man, can’t you see Spics and -blam!- need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great I put -blam!- underground without a sound You minorities can’t step to me All spics need to go back to Mexico Never to be stealing money from you and me Now who’s the real dookie All you -blam!- smell like shit You -blam!- can ride my dick Spear chuckers pushing up sticks Ooga booga, go back to Africa I don’t know why I hate blacks Oh yeah, it’s because they look And smell like ass Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk Spics need to learn some English talk I don’t give a -blam!- about your mama Jizzing on her face ain’t no drama It’s probably different than the -blam!- cock she’s used to Kill a -blam!- and skull-blam!- a jew Hook [2x] Moon man, Moon man, can’t you see Spics and -blam!- need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great [Sunman] Everything you be saying is offensive to me As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech Moon Man you need to stop the hate After all we are one universal race -blam!- off -blam!- I don’t give a -blam!- about people of other colors Get the -blam!- out you ain’t my brother Why don’t you go and -blam!- a hyena When it’s dark outside I can’t even see ya Hook [2x] Moon man, Moon man, can’t you see Spics and -blam!- need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great This is Moon man here telling you -blam!- to take a long walk off a short pier Vote 5, -blam!-, and I’m out of here Also, nobody gives a shit.
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Hope it works out for you :)
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good for you man
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I'm sure your dog is lovely, but why not find a human girl to date? That way you guys can communicate
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I get it, she's looking over your shoulder. [spoiler]I can help you.[/spoiler]
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Edited by Nick: 9/23/2015 5:25:28 AMnice, but you wanna know something cool? nobody [i]fuсking[/i] [b][i]cares[/i][/b]
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Thumbs up
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Ahahah shut up bitch no one cares ahah
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Cool. Batman's girlfriends keep dying so you're lucky.