*throws ciabatta on ground and stomps the hell out of it. Picks up ciabatta and apologizes. Tells ciabatta he loves ciabatta. Then takes daily bipolar medication.*
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*cowers in corner clutching precious ciabatta bread*
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*calls thunder a pussy and walks away into the sunset*
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Aww, have a hug. That'll make you feel ciabetter. I'll get my coat :-P
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U get a promotion
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Nice one, thanks :-)
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U wanna become a disciple of ciabatta?
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Is there an initiation involving tasty livestock?
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U must have something ciabatta related in ur motto or name. Then u r worthy
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I have risen to the challenge.
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It is done. Didn't realise updating the motto on the companion app wouldn't save properly.
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U are now one with the ciabatta *gives piece of sacred ciabatta
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*talks with mouthful, was I not meant to eat this? Omnomnomnom
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*becomes ciabatta