[quote]Everything in the bible is true. If you dont believe it, go to hell, literally. I dont remember every single real miracle, but most of them can be heard on Matthew santoro's youtube video about miracles.[/quote] Well, there's Christian love for you. And everything is true.. Let's see.. creates grass and plants before the two "great lights" the sun and the moon (which the moon obviously is not a light). It takes him the entire third day to make the Earth, but then creates all the stars and the rest of the universe in one day on the fourth. He seems to snap all of this into existence out of thin air, including Adam and then Eve from his rib for some reason. Then something about a talking snake that tricked her into eating an evil apple and then tries to say people lived for 900 years and built a giant impossible wooden ship for all the millions of animals from all over the world, yada yada yada. I'm starting to think you're pulling my chain because there is no one that could take this book literally and still be allowed to vote or procreate. I'll considered myself trolled for now.. I will watch these Matt santoro videos tho. I can't promise I won't laugh. Edit** Derp derp derp All these "miracles" have either already been debunked or are just stories and assertions. No more credible than the poorly written bible. #drinkthekoolaid