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BREAK YOUR UNCLE'S LEGS.
MAKE HIM [b]WATCH YOU[/b] AS YOU [b]POUR ALL OF HIS DRUGS[/b] INTO THE [b]TOILET[/b].
LAUGH AS HE PANICS.
[b]BREAK LEGS FURTHER.[/b]
FLUSH TOILET.
[b]DESTROY THE ONLY THING THAT HE LOVES NOW.[/b]
STAB SELF IN SHOULDER.
CALL POLICE.
TELL THEM [b]DRUG-ADDLED UNCLE[/b] BROKE IN AND ATTACKED YOU WITH A KNIFE, AND YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF.
UNCLE GOES TO JAIL.
UNCLE GETS MAN-SEXED ALL DAY.
UNCLE MEETS GUY OF HIS DREAMS.
COMES TO TERMS WITH SEXUALITY.
MARRIES HIS BEST FRIEND.
HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP ALLOWS HIM TO [b]NOT REGRESS[/b] INTO DRUG-USE.
THEY MOVE TO COLORADO AND RAISE [b]GLUTEN-FREE ALPACAS[/b] TOGETHER.
YOU'VE SAVED HIS LIFE.
[b]YOU'RE A HERO.[/b]
[b]SO BREAK HIS F***ING LEGS.[/b]
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Epic story is epic.
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Brutal
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[quote]BREAK YOUR UNCLE'S LEGS. MAKE HIM [b]WATCH YOU[/b] AS YOU [b]POUR ALL OF HIS DRUGS[/b] INTO THE [b]TOILET[/b]. LAUGH AS HE PANICS. [b]BREAK LEGS FURTHER.[/b] FLUSH TOILET. [b]DESTROY THE ONLY THING THAT HE LOVES NOW.[/b] STAB SELF IN SHOULDER. CALL POLICE. TELL THEM [b]DRUG-ADDLED UNCLE[/b] BROKE IN AND ATTACKED YOU WITH A KNIFE, AND YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF. UNCLE GOES TO JAIL. UNCLE GETS MAN-SEXED ALL DAY. UNCLE MEETS GUY OF HIS DREAMS. COMES TO TERMS WITH SEXUALITY. MARRIES HIS BEST FRIEND. HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP ALLOWS HIM TO [b]NOT REGRESS[/b] INTO DRUG-USE. THEY MOVE TO COLORADO AND RAISE [b]GLUTEN-FREE ALPACAS[/b] TOGETHER. YOU'VE SAVED HIS LIFE. [b]YOU'RE A HERO.[/b] [b]SO BREAK HIS F***ING LEGS.[/b][/quote]
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[quote]BREAK YOUR UNCLE'S LEGS. MAKE HIM [b]WATCH YOU[/b] AS YOU [b]POUR ALL OF HIS DRUGS[/b] INTO THE [b]TOILET[/b]. LAUGH AS HE PANICS. [b]BREAK LEGS FURTHER.[/b] FLUSH TOILET. [b]DESTROY THE ONLY THING THAT HE LOVES NOW.[/b] STAB SELF IN SHOULDER. CALL POLICE. TELL THEM [b]DRUG-ADDLED UNCLE[/b] BROKE IN AND ATTACKED YOU WITH A KNIFE, AND YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF. UNCLE GOES TO JAIL. UNCLE GETS MAN-SEXED ALL DAY. UNCLE MEETS GUY OF HIS DREAMS. COMES TO TERMS WITH SEXUALITY. MARRIES HIS BEST FRIEND. HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP ALLOWS HIM TO [b]NOT REGRESS[/b] INTO DRUG-USE. THEY MOVE TO COLORADO AND RAISE [b]GLUTEN-FREE ALPACAS[/b] TOGETHER. YOU'VE SAVED HIS LIFE. [b]YOU'RE A HERO.[/b] [b]SO BREAK HIS F***ING LEGS.[/b][/quote]
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This is a much better love story than Twilight!
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Haha hell yeah man could not have Said it better
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[quote]BREAK YOUR UNCLE'S LEGS. MAKE HIM [b]WATCH YOU[/b] AS YOU [b]POUR ALL OF HIS DRUGS[/b] INTO THE [b]TOILET[/b]. LAUGH AS HE PANICS. [b]BREAK LEGS FURTHER.[/b] FLUSH TOILET. [b]DESTROY THE ONLY THING THAT HE LOVES NOW.[/b] STAB SELF IN SHOULDER. CALL POLICE. TELL THEM [b]DRUG-ADDLED UNCLE[/b] BROKE IN AND ATTACKED YOU WITH A KNIFE, AND YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF. UNCLE GOES TO JAIL. UNCLE GETS MAN-SEXED ALL DAY. UNCLE MEETS GUY OF HIS DREAMS. COMES TO TERMS WITH SEXUALITY. MARRIES HIS BEST FRIEND. HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP ALLOWS HIM TO [b]NOT REGRESS[/b] INTO DRUG-USE. THEY MOVE TO COLORADO AND RAISE [b]GLUTEN-FREE ALPACAS[/b] TOGETHER. YOU'VE SAVED HIS LIFE. [b]YOU'RE A HERO.[/b] [b]SO BREAK HIS F***ING LEGS.[/b][/quote]
