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9/26/2015 4:20:49 PM
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[b]As the battles rage across several planets the cultists realize that this is an event intended to wipe them out. All their fleets jump to assist their main base and surround Mandalore and his fleet.[/b]
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JT and zeta dock in the hangar, and rush to your side We have a problem
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What is it?
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The battle is hopeless. They have dimensions of soldiers. All those prayers paid off. A dimensional rift was opened. They then opened others. Intel suggests 100 billion in troops invading. They'll put us in the ground.
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100 billion cultists against 300 million of the best soldiers ever trained. The odd may be against us but fate is on our side. *points to a monitor* I just got back from the field. I was in the thick of it but returned to get a sitrep. We've dug in and so have they, they're losing ground and men everyday. They haven't even dealt a blow to our numbers.
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*lands ship, then looks around* Alright, first day on the job, what can go wrong?
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*nirtars land around you and disable your ship*
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...F**k.... *looks around*
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*you see that you've landed in between teenage and now they're opening fire on you from all sides *
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*as the bullets flyby because teenagers have bad aim lol, i run into my ship and call backup* Mayday I am being surrounded by teenage and don't feel like filing a lawsuit for killing them!
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*comm operator* Did you try walking away? Or throwing pumpkin spice to distract them?
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*opens ship window and throws pumpkin spice lattes
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*the shooting stops, suddenly the sound of a stampede fills the air* GET OUT OF THERE NOW!!
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*starts hulling my azz out of there* NUUUUUU
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* some of the pumpkin spice landed on your ship the teenagers quickly latch on and realize there is probably more aboard the ship*
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*turns on the ship's electroshock defense, kinda like the one the batmobile has* There's no pumpkin spice latte in there, so shoo!!
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*several in swaggy rubber suits land on the windshield
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*points at them*WHAT ARE THOOOSSEEE
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*the start singing to break the glass* Watch me whip...
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*realize what i must do* ...Now watch me Nae nae*starts to kill it*
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*everything explodes*
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*gets out of a crater, then dusts off armor* That was interesting, but they're dead now. Oh well, natural selection at its best. Best to regroup with the rest of the team.
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*look behind you*
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*slow, movie- like turn*
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*at first you see nothing except what can be perceived as a blank space...then you realize it's a tidal wave of teenagers and here one voice* Where is your god now?
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*Sithis and his people arive and begin to fire at the other ships while Sithis jumps out of the ship and flies onto onebof their main ships to infiltrate it*
