Too damn many. First 2 off the top of my head, Got drunk at a friends going away party, broke out my bee costume and hopped on a dirt bike and wrecked it at 40mph. My leg is still messed up. Drank at a rich friends parents house, walked through the fancy neighborhood slapping my nuts on lion statues and tearing stop signs out of the ground and throwing them into the lake. [spoiler]happy birthday sneaky hashtag[/spoiler]