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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/28/2015 11:12:18 AM
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[i]Cough - I'm back from my bant!!!- cough![/i]
[i]oh god that was a weird cough...[/i]
[i]why are there zombies everywhere?[/i]
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*The zombies see you and break into a sprint at you*
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Edited by Stratos: 9/28/2015 6:33:00 PM[i]Oh shit![/i] *Runs away* [i]LUCKILY I STILL HAVE THIS!![/i] *pulls out the bomb I made at ité's party
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*they keep sprinting at you. One jumps at you*
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*Sends it into the future and keep running* *strips off his party suit and continues running* [i]Jesus, what kind of zombies are these?[/i] *blows a hole in a nearby building and runs inside*
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*theres some feasting on a body. They spot you* GRAAAAAA!? *they jump at you*
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*Explodes one* *the rest go flying* *Jumps Out of a window* [i]What the actual hell is gong on?!?![/i] *Sees the giant, glowing tower* [i]THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! I'M GONNA END YOU. [/i] *Runs towards the tower*
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[spoiler]you won't be able to fight in the boss battle but I can let you acend the tower[/spoiler] *theres and enterance to the tower. A horde of zombies are neutral outside it*
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[spoiler]aw ok...[/spoiler] *Sees the zombies* [i]Jesus Christ!!![/i] [i]FŪCK YOU EVIL TOWER[/i] *Smashes a nearby zombie in the head with the bread stick bomb* *the device begins beeping rapidly and shoots beams of orange light out of each end* *Throws it at the tower* [i]Holy Dicks Holy Dicks![/i] *begins running away* [spoiler]my stuff doesn't do anything against magic, it's my weakness. Just make up something saying the tower isn't affected or whatnot. Just murk the zombies plz.[/spoiler]
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*the tower shakes. It's damaged. As you look above it seems an intense battle is happening up top*
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*Is completely naked* [i]Well s[i]h[/i]it... Let's see what's going on....[/i] *begins climbing steps as the rocky theme song plays*
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*as you enter you see hundreds of zombies piled up dead. Crushed by 4 ogres* *some zombies are still alive and try to reach out at you*
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Edited by Stratos: 9/29/2015 6:36:31 PM[spoiler]density ogres or skrek ogres?[/spoiler] *kicks the zombies hand aside* *Stares at the ogres like a deer in head lights* [i]where the hell is everyone?[/i] *Pulls an intact bone out of a zombies leg and turns it into glass* *Shouts at the nearest one* [i]Hey you! Yeah you ya shrek looking motherf[b]u[/b]cker![/i]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/29/2015 7:57:22 PM[spoiler]destiny.[/spoiler] *the ogre flinches on the hundreds of corpses* *he rolls down the pile and picks himself up* GRR...GRRAAAAA! [spoiler]the 4 ogres are dead[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]but it's dead?[/spoiler] *Throws the bone at its face. The hydrogen has trapped inside explodes on impact with the ogres for head* [i]Take that![/i]
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[spoiler]i just revived it so you can fight something.[/spoiler] GRA! *it falls back from the blast and dies*
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*Takes a pair of pants and a shirt from one of the zombies and puts it on* *looks around at the room filled with dead bodies* [i]Where the hell is everyone?!?![/i]
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*the entire tower shakes. Like an earthquake hit it*
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*Begins running down the steps while the rocky theme song plays at times 2 speed*
