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Edited by greedyhellboy:
10/1/2015 11:35:24 AM
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A man in red lie on a park bench, seemingly not breathing....
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[i]Draco walks up to him, his hands in his pockets[/i]
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He continued lying there
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[i]He pokes him in the face[/i]
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He sits up, yelling "Hey! This face needs its beauty rest!
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"Are you on drugs?" [i]He has a deep Russian accent[/i]
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"No." He looked at you disappointed "You're a bit too old for my tastes, oh well."
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[i]He pulls out a sawed-off shotgun[/i]
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"Aw don't get hostile with me, I'd hate to have to cut of your family jewels!" He hefted a large chainsaw
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"You are on drugs."
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"Nah, just your average criminally insane Night Remnant looking for love!" He pushed up his glasses
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"Wha-What the..."
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"So, why would you wake me from my beauty sleep!?" He yelled, but had a joking attitude
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"I DON'T KNOW!"
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"Well then.." [i][b]Ally walks over to the strange man in red and taps him on the shoulder[/b][/i]
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He sits up erratically, flailing his arms, he sees you and yells "Hey I was sleeping! This face needs its beauty rest!"
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"Sorry..I just thought you were dead" [b][i] she steps back and looks at him[/i][/b]
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He stood up and got uncomfortably close to you "Well it's good that the first thing I see is a vision of beauty such as yourself." He winked
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"Oh no...Not another flirting guy" [b][i]She steps back and sighs [/i][/b]
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"Oh don't be such a bore darling." He pushed up his glasses, which have fallen too far down his face
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"No it's just ..." [b][i]She looks at him [/i][/b]
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"It's what?" He leaned on a massive chainsaw, which you just noticed
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"That's a big chainsaw!.." [b][i]She says awkwardly changing the conversation [/i][/b]
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"Yes it is, I mean not big compared to my-." He grinned at you seductively
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"NO!" [b][i]She steps back and turns away to hide a smile [/i][/b]
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"So, what's a beautiful lady such as yourself doing out here by yourself."
