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10/1/2015 12:00:00 PM
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He continued lying there
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[i]He pokes him in the face[/i]
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He sits up, yelling "Hey! This face needs its beauty rest!
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"Are you on drugs?" [i]He has a deep Russian accent[/i]
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"No." He looked at you disappointed "You're a bit too old for my tastes, oh well."
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[i]He pulls out a sawed-off shotgun[/i]
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"Aw don't get hostile with me, I'd hate to have to cut of your family jewels!" He hefted a large chainsaw
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"You are on drugs."
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"Nah, just your average criminally insane Night Remnant looking for love!" He pushed up his glasses
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"Wha-What the..."
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"So, why would you wake me from my beauty sleep!?" He yelled, but had a joking attitude
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"I DON'T KNOW!"
