Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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Yo mamas so old she gave birth to oryx
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yo mama's pussy has gotten nerfed more than shotguns.
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yo mama so dumb she thought crota was oryx's dad
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I don't even need to read the comments to make my day, my sides hurt
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Edited by Bucket of Tears: 10/2/2015 7:50:25 PMYo mama's so fat the Dreadnaught is her vault. Yo mama's so fat the Traveler is her ghost.
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Edited by JayPhoenix: 10/2/2015 3:01:48 PMYo mama's so fat, when she walked by I thought a warsat was dropping in. Yo mama's so fat, her footsteps have awoken the hive. Yo mama's so ugly, regular thrall become cursed to kill themselves after they see her. Yo mama's so stupid, she kept messing up the counter-clockwise rotation in KF. Yo mama's so cheap, she refused to buy The Taken King and blamed Bungie for taking away her content.
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Yo mommas so fat... When she plays kickball she uses... [i][b]THE TRAVELER[/b][/i]
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yo mama so ugly not even oryx wanted to take her
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Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.
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yo mama so fat people thought she was the traveller
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Edited by milesi564: 10/2/2015 7:45:40 PMYour mama so ugly even the gorgons won't look at her. Your mama so fat you can use her as a titan bubble.
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Your mama so fat she can protect you from the oculus
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Edited by SmokeShadow_27: 10/2/2015 7:43:50 PMYo mama so fat, a nightstalker tether is not necessary.. the bitch ain't movin' anyways.
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Eris, get yo' momma off my map.
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Edited by SmokeShadow_27: 10/2/2015 7:50:49 PMYo mama so fat, that when she gets locked up, they have to keep her in a Supercell Yo mama so fat, her exotic sword looks more like a butterknife in her fat fingers Yo mama so fat, she wore her Old Guard shader and the hive tried to colonize her, thinking she was their next dark moon base.
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Yo mama so ugly, when the Gorgons spot her, they wipe themselves from existence.
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Yo mama is so ugly she makes Gulrot look good, and that guy's uglier then Phogoth.
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Yo mama so old she just calls it the prison
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I don't know if this one is posted yet. It's not mine but I seen it a while ago and laughed pretty good. [spoiler]your moms pussy so big it causes void damage[/spoiler]
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Ahahahahaha I laughed red bull up my nose hahaha
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Yo mama's such a whore, she came on the original disc but charged anyway for DLC.
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Yo Mamas so fat, Oryxs fleet pulled up in orbit around her. Yo Mamas so ugly, she shoots purple lasers from her face. Yo Mamas so ugly, she makes Prince Uldren look -blam!-able. Yo Mamas so fat, she captures all zones at the same time.
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Yo mama's so FAT, when the WarPriest summons the oculus, the entire fireteam uses her as a meat shield!
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Yo mama so fat she makes Oryx in the raid look small
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Yo mama's so fat that valus taaurc need to reload to kill her