Title says it all. Give me your best Destiny Related "YO MAMA" jokes!
I'll start:
Yo mama's so FAT, she's a bigger bullet sponge than VALUS T'AURC.
Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time.
Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age.
Yo mama's so STUPID, when the other guardians told her she needed to farm for materials, she went and bought 12 acres of farmland!
-Best Jokes so Far-
ZombiesH8Me
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat when she sits on something it becomes forever lost in the dark corners of time[/quote][/spoiler]
PurpGreen
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so dumb, she thought legacy engrams would give her a year two weapon...on week three of ttk[/quote][/spoiler]
Vicious_Rev
[spoiler][quote]Yo mamma is so fat a Gorgon spotted her in orbit[/quote][/spoiler]
harrcparn13
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she's the traveler.[/quote]
[quote]Yo mama so ugly that Truth aggressively avoids her.[/quote]
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Vilyn117
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze at her.[/quote][/spoiler]
kingofdemons10
[spoiler][quote]Yo Mama so fat not even Oryx could take her.[/quote][/spoiler]
Cheese Sando
[spoiler][quote]I call yo mama the Bungie forums.
Cause she always full of dicks.[/quote][/spoiler]
Goomy 123456
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma so fat no amount of gorgons will be able to erase her from time[/quote][/spoiler]
Frank The Tank
[spoiler][quote]Yo mama so fat when she was taking a poop Lord Shaxx said, "One final push and victory is yours!"[/quote][/spoiler]
btheimer21
[spoiler][quote]Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass.
Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck.[/quote][/spoiler]
HASEEB1
[spoiler][quote]Your mama so fat the only time she Raids is when she goes to the refrigerator.[/quote][/spoiler]
-Grimztorm-
[spoiler][quote]Yo momma's so fat, she fell down and made the divide!
Yo momma's so ugly, even cursed thralls stop when they see her!
Yo momma's so annoying, even omnigul can't stand the sound of her voice!
Yo momma's so ugly, hive knights put up shields just so they dont have to see her![/quote][/spoiler]
Edit 1: Holy crap!!! 150 replies already! Keep it coming guys!
Edit 2: 200 replies! This is my most popular post yet, thank you all!
Edit 3: 420 replies!? Wow! Brody would be so proud
Edit 4: Almost 500 replies! (Is this post seriously [i]still[/i] going?)
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Yo momma so fat she ate her nifty_buscuit handcannon
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Yo moma is so fat her end is longer than Crota's.
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Yo mama so ugly when she faced the queen the queen thought she is skolas
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Ain't a yo mama joke but... What is Crota's most popular cheese? [spoiler]Frumunda Cheese since it comes from the dark below![/spoiler]
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Yo mommas so ugly, the hive don't wanna be woken.
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Yo mama is so fat, the employees at the Vanguard Buffet call her the pocket infinity. Yo mama is so ugly even with controlled sync plates the spire didn't rise. (Vex ding ding joke) Yo mama is so ugly it's impossible to capture Golgoroth's gaze.
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Yo momma's so fat when dinklebot said we've woken the hive she shut it right down.
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You mama is so ugly the gorgon try to gaze at her and IT died
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Yo momma is so fat she uses her exotic sword to cut cheese
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Yo mama's so fat she [spoiler]JOHN CENA!!![/spoiler]
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Yo mama's soo fat, that isn't the darkness outside the solar system.. That's her shadow. Yo mama's soo ugly, 40 of Banshee-44's memory wipes were because of her face. Yo mama's so dumb, she flew into Oryx's super weapon like a fly and a lantern thinking it would buff her ship.
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Your mama so ugly when Skolas saw her he ran back to jail.
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Yo mama so ugly, it makes me glad when a taken captain blinds me.
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Yo' mama so dumb, she thought the taken king was a new liam neesons joint.
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Yo momas so fat that when she goes to the tower lord shaxx says your crushing them
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Yo Momma so fat, whenever she enters the tower lord shaxx says,"your crushing them"
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Yo Mama's so ugly Oryx returned her. Yo Mama's so fat the Taken used her to plug the breach. Yo Mama's so fat the Dark Below is just her shadow.
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Yo mamas so fat I hit with No Land Beyond[spoiler]Hipshot[/spoiler]
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Edited by rivodeaux: 10/3/2015 3:35:13 AMI posted a joke, but I saw other ppl had posted it already... :(
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Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in a pool they found water on Mars! Not exactly destiny related but oh well...
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Yo mamma so fat, the corruption from Skolas did 2 damage
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Edited by Reap200: 10/3/2015 3:30:28 AMyo moma so fat that all of super good advice's bullets hit her on the way back to the magazine yo moma so ugly the cabal use a new word, "retreat"
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Is your mom's name The Taken King? Because I should've paid $60 bucks for her instead of $120.
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Yo mama so ugly the ogres during the oryx fight climb back in
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Your momma so fat, when she goes to sit down, the Hobgoblins activate their shields!
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Edited by PhraustStryke: 10/6/2015 11:06:35 PMYo'moma so fat! If anyone walks in her shadow... [i]They get weight of darkness x10![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she drops into the tower Eris cries out... [i]He is here![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drops into a crucible match Lord Shaax says... [i]You're crushing them![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she walks by Eris she says... [i]What horrors have I seen![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drop into a patrol... [i]People think it's a warsat public event![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! She went to the reef for a makeover and Prince Uldran said... [i]and why, would we, do that![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she drops into a nightfall... [i]The modifier is a calorie burn![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When she runs lamps... [i]Thrall run away from her![/i] Yo'momma so dumb! I told her to clean up adds in the Vault of Glass... [i]She brought a bottle of Windex![/i] Yo'momma so fat! All of her armor perks say... [i]Carry more heavy![/i] Yo'momma so ugly! When Oryx took her... [i]He put here back![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she logs into Destiny... [i]The Bungie servers go down![/i] Yo'momma so fat! When she gets kicked to orbit... [i]Her error code is whale![/i] Cayde-6: "Hey you know that big hole in the rings of Saturn? Well that didn't come from the dreadnought. Yo'momma just had to fart!"