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originally posted in: Destiny YO MAMA Jokes
Edited by btheimer21: 10/2/2015 11:18:16 PM
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Yo mammas so stupid, she brought windex into the vault of glass. Yo mammas so fat, atheon opened the time stream and she got stuck. Yo mamma is so ugly, she makes Golgoroth look like Kate Upton. Yo mammas so fat, when she spawns into the crucible, Lord Shaxx shouts "Youre crushing them!" Yo mammas so fat, her arrival is a public event.
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