So the other day I joined a group that was doing Oryx. I got in the game and they said hey (they where all humans) and as soon as I spoke they all started laughing cause I guess they didn't realize that had 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles in my pants when they invited me.
So we go through the raid and I didn't die once but they were constantly making rude Heliphobic remarks about how I suck because I sexually identified as a helicopter and how my blades where getting in front of there rockets. I did my best to put up with it but it was just so hard to believe that so many Humans disrespect people who sexually identified as a helicopter on there.
We get to Oryx and all of a sudden they all start yelling at the fireteam leader to kick me because I sexually identified as a helicopter and they need another Person who sexually identified as a human so they can actually beat Oryx. Needless to say I was not happy about being returned to orbit just because of my helicopter-ness and I powered off in oily-tears that night.
Why can't humans just be accepting like us Helicopter's are? Some people really need to check there vehicle privilege :(
Edit: I think the problem with attack helicopters is that others think we are total noobs. Well let me tell you something, we are not. There are the "stereotype" attack helicopters that just never played and of course are bad at playing when you give them a controller( doesn't help the only way we can play is by shooting the control pad). So will every guy for the first time playing with massive goddamn missiles. But then there are the "gamer" attack helicopters that know very well how to hold themselves in a battle
Edit2: It's absolutely crazy to see how many people on here are calling me nasty names or have a horrible opinion on attack helicopters. Wow. The community is great! *note the sarcasm please*
Edit3: I take back Edit2. I know see that many of you are in vast support of helicopter in the gaming community. And some of you know other people who sexually identity as helicopters. However the main problem is still here and I can clearly see that many of you will never welcome me here :(
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I sexually identify myself as a pot of boiling water and I still get discriminated
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Be a plane next time
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I cry wrtime
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Talk to me when you upgrade to an Apache helicopter
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Lik dis if u cri erytim
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What is this post?
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Soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
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1 like = 1 prayer 1 comment = $1 1 share = life saved
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My cousin is an AH-64 Longbow. A ton of people make fun of him because not only do his blades get in the way, but he has a silly radar on his head. End this discrimination and disgrace now!
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Edited by Sand: 10/5/2015 2:15:49 AMCos? Like... Sin, cos, tan? Or "because", I'm confused. Sin/cos=? Can you please graph sin=x? Maybe this would help me.
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Keep on soi-soi-soi-ing your blades m8. You're a better "person" than they will ever be.
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Edited by Bullet Magnet X: 10/5/2015 3:29:06 AMI'm secretly a barnacle, so I find all Hive areas to be excessively sexual.
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I was kicked for being a transexual otter named Dave.... And aggressive diddling... Lots of diddling...
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#BlackhawksAreBetter
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Dont even get me started about tanks
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One guy got kicked by like an 8 year old for not having the emblem on
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. [I]~copypasta[/I]
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I sexually identify as the sun so I know your pain, OP. \[T]/
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It's cool man. I got kicked from a clan because I sexually identify as sexy ambient light. They just...couldn't understand where I was coming from, you know?
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Edited by OLYMPUS VI: 10/4/2015 3:02:44 AMI sexually identify myself as a Radio, I try to ignore the stereotypes
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I got kicked for being gluten. No one likes gluten now days.
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It's a shame people are discriminating against helicopters, [b]plane[/b] and simple.
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