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10/3/2015 4:50:49 PM
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Tommy walks up behind a soldier aiming his rifle at the car and snaps his neck with a quick twist.
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"So, what do you like on your sandwiches?"
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"Turkey and cheese, gotta love the classics."
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"I love the classics too; 2 pounds of pork inbetween two pieces of bread."
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He chuckles a bit, that was a childhood favorite.
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"Hey, you can't go wrong with the original."
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"Can't hate PB and J either."
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"I prefer PB and bacon."
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He nods. "Love me some bacon."
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"Everything begins and ends with bacon. Bacon is love, bacon is life."
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He points at Sawyer. "Don't ever reference that video." [spoiler]Lmfao[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Sp00kfy ur nme bruh[/spoiler] "Someone got Shrekt in their sleep, I see."
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He shakes his head. "No, I took a dare to watch that video and it ruined my goddamn childhood." [spoiler]NEVER! MONTY PYTHON WILL ALWAYS BE MY NAME![/spoiler]
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He rummages through the pile of stored energy, dumping it all into his bag. "I lost mine to Squidward's Suicide. That or Two Girls One Cup."
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"Dude....those videos are way too -blam!-ed up."
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Sawyer finished packing up. "Tom, have you ever been to the Deep Web?"
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"I don't know what video that is, but I don't wanna know. Let's just get going."
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"Ok." Sawyer recoils. "Oh shit!"
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Tommy draws his pistol. "What?"
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"I forgot to quiz you!"
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"On?"
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"A lot of things. To determine whether you are a decent person. First question: do you like ketchup on your meats?"
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"Uhm....depends on the meat."
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"How to you take your burgers?"
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"Medium....why?"
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"3 favorite TV shows?"
