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10/4/2015 5:07:20 AM
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Am I a pokemon?
Well, I can get you cookies*Gives bakers batch of cookies*
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I have masterballs and they always catch the ladies ;) mind if I eat these tasty cookies as I throw my masterballs at your face?
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B-but that sounds like it would hurt
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It's alright, I got some cream that you can put on your face. It'll make you feel better.
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Dont think thats how it works...
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It tastes like rare candy, it'll help you level up! Then you can evolve into a captain!
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Captain? Ehhh I'd rather be vandal...I have a bad past with captains
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I'm almost positive that he was horny when he wrote this.
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Well no duh
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As I reread it I can't help but cringe more and more. This man needs Jesus.
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Really? I hear that they come in [i]handy[/i].
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Heavy balls would hurt more.
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True true... Ehh I dont wanna be a pokemon
