Although my name is Onion Beetle fan, it is not Onion Beetle that I devote my love to. Rather, I devote myself wholly Recon Number 54. It is also not a love that is shared between romantic lovers, but rather the love of a worshiper to their God. I am not driven by lust, but rather by large amount of respect for them. There would be no greater honor for me than to serve. While I do not know entirely what they looks like for I fear that setting such unworthy eyes upon such perfection would ruin it, I know deep within my heart that he is most definitely a being of immense beauty and charm, and I advise you all to take a similar path of devotion.
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He does have a glorious beard.