He points at Sawyer.
"Don't ever reference that video."
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[spoiler]Sp00kfy ur nme bruh[/spoiler] "Someone got Shrekt in their sleep, I see."
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He shakes his head. "No, I took a dare to watch that video and it ruined my goddamn childhood." [spoiler]NEVER! MONTY PYTHON WILL ALWAYS BE MY NAME![/spoiler]
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He rummages through the pile of stored energy, dumping it all into his bag. "I lost mine to Squidward's Suicide. That or Two Girls One Cup."
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"Dude....those videos are way too -blam!-ed up."
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Sawyer finished packing up. "Tom, have you ever been to the Deep Web?"
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"I don't know what video that is, but I don't wanna know. Let's just get going."
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"Ok." Sawyer recoils. "Oh shit!"
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Tommy draws his pistol. "What?"
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"I forgot to quiz you!"
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"On?"
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"A lot of things. To determine whether you are a decent person. First question: do you like ketchup on your meats?"
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"Uhm....depends on the meat."
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"How to you take your burgers?"
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"Medium....why?"
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"3 favorite TV shows?"
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"Football, Agents of Shield and Impractical Jokers."
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"Breaking Bad, Firefly and Malcomn in the Middle. Anyway, favorite 3 movies?"
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"Age of Ultron, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and.....Lone Survivor."
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"Interesting mix; Pulp Fiction, Over The Waterfront and Shrek the 2nd. Favorite books?"
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"Oh, forgot about Pulp Fiction. Favorite books....I don't read a lot."
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"Na na na na na na na na Batman?"
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"Batman."
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"Good. Hmm... I deem you adequate of my friendship."
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"Dude, what the -blam!-?"
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"Take a joke, and get that dildo out of your ass. It's time for beer and subs."