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Edited by Nucking Futs : 8/26/2015 11:40:24 PM
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When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you study the lemons from a safe distance. When you study from a distance, you start to fall in love with them. When you fall in love with the lemons, you ask them out for a date. When you ask them out for a date, they reject you. When they reject you, you get sad. When you get sad, you go on a downward spiral of depression. When you're depressed, you turn to drinking. When you turn to drinking, you try and commit suicide. When you try and commit suicide, you end up in the ICU. On suicide watch. Don't end up on suicide watch. Get Direct T-V

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  • [quote]When life gives you lemons, you study the lemons from a safe distance. When you study from a distance, you start to fall in love with them. When you fall in love with the lemons, you ask them out for a date. When you ask them out for a date, they reject you. When they reject you, you get sad. When you get sad, you go on a downward spiral of depression. When you're depressed, you turn to drinking. When you turn to drinking, you try and commit suicide. When you try and commit suicide, you end up in the ICU. On suicide watch. Don't end up on suicide watch. Get Direct T-V[/quote]

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