Have you ever thought: "Man, PvP would be so much better if I could just[i] MURDERF*** MY OPPONENTS INTO ETERNITY!!!"[/i] ? [b]OF COURSE YOU HAVE! NOW WE CAN! WITH MAAAAAYHEM! [/b] GO INTO MAYHEM RIGHT NOW AND[b] YOU WILL BE KILLED VIOLENTLY[/b] BY A MILLION HAMMERS![b] MEN IN BATHROBES WILL ELECTROCUTE YOUR FACE LIKE YOU'RE A LITTLE ONE-HANDED BLONDE KID TRYING TO RECONCILE WITH HIS CYBORG ASSHOLE OF A FATHER![/b] PURPLE ARCHERS WILL PIN YOU TO THE GROUND AND [b]DANCE ON YOUR SOFT, WET EFFEMINATE CORPSE! [/b] [b]BUT YOU CAN DO THE SAME F***ING THING TO THEM![/b] VIOLENTLY DESTROY ANYTHING THAT IS NOT YOU WITH A NEVERENDING WELLSPRING OF SUPER ENERGY! [b]EVERYTHING AROUND YOU WILL DIE! [/b]FRIENDS! LOVED ONES! SECRET HOMOSEXUAL LOVERS YOU'VE KEPT HIDDEN FROM YOUR WIFE AND NOW SHE'S FOUND OUT AND YOU'RE LIKE "And you thought I was [i]GOLFING WITH TERRY[/i] this whole time!?! HAHAHAAAAA I WANT A DIVORCE!" TERRY WILL EXPLODE TOO! [b]ESPECIALLY TERRY. [/b] [b]ENTER MAYHEM AND EXPERIENCE THE BEST F***ING THING ABOUT DESTINY PVP! WE NEED MORE MAYHEM PLAYLISTS! MAYHEM CONTROL! MAYHEM RUMBLE! MAYHEM...uhhh... MAYHEM STRIKES...? SHIT, I DON'T CARE. DO IT. MAKE IT HAPPEN.IRON MAYHEM BANNER!!!! TRIALS OF MAYHEMSIRIS. [/b] [b]KILL AND EAT YOUR VICTIMS[/b] WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SOLAR HAMMERS. TURN YOURSELF INTO A COMET WITH [b]MORE FISTS OF HAVOC THAN YOUR VICTIMS HAVE BALLS TO BLAST OFF OF THEIR BODIES[/b]! GOLDEN GUN UNTIL YOU GIVE YOURSELF [b]CARPAL TUNNEL[/b]! NOVAAAAA BOOOOOMBS FOREVER! ARCBLADE EVERYTHING LIKE AN ELECTRIFIED SUSHI CHEF! Uhhh... (looks at other classes)... GET UP A LOT AFTER GETTING BLOWN UP WITH SELF-REVIVE...? PUT UP A LOT OF BUBBLES AND DIE IN THEM! [b]WHY ARE YOU USING THIS!?![/b] BECOME A [b]TOTALL BUZZKILL[/b] WITH YOUR VOIDBOW AND SHUT DOWN EVERYONE, LIKE A TOTAL DICK.[b] WHOOO WHOOOO! HERE COMES THE F***ING FUN POLICE![/b] [b]EVERYTHING WILL DIE. WE LIVE. WE KILL. WE ARE ENDED. WE REVIVE. REPEAT. [/b] [b]MAYHEM IS THE PINNACLE OF VERSUS MODE CHAOS AND SHOULD BE IN EVERYTHING.[/b] [b]MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYHEM!!![/b]