I'm a desticle.. I've loved destiny since the beta, I feel like #OffTopic should know. >I had all the posters and shitty DLC >I was playing destiny using thorn >my dad came in and called me a fgt and said to git gud scrub >he made me use 2.0 last word in crucible >I was laying on my bed crying >Something came through my window! >It was Dinklebot! >I spread my arse for dinklage >He penetrates my warlock arsehole >He roars a mighty "We've woken the hive!" >I'm in pain but I do it for little light >my dad comes back in the room takes a photo and uploads it to bungie.net >he tells me to get rekt kid >Dinkle floats over me while squirting his white ghost oil >He exits with a "That wizard came from the moon" >My dad uploads a pic to Facebook and get 343 likes.