I just gonna post this to lighten the mood, it seems to be getting real serious in here. REAL TALK! (At Hunter's place) Titan: *Stares at laptop intensely* Warlock:*Looks at Hunter and then at the comment* Hunter: You're not serious are you? Warlock: Yes I am. Titan:*Stare intensifies* Hunter: But I didn't even post this! Warlock: So!? Hunter: SO!? Titan: *Stares intensifies* Warlock: Just post an apology on behalf of Hunters! Then you guys won't be receiving some much hate! Titan: RRRRAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Repeatedly punches laptop* STUPID LAPTOP!! TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!!?? Warlock: JEEZ LOUISE!! Hunter: WHAT THE F***!!? Titan:*Being held back* LEMME GO! I'LL PUMMEL THAT PIECE OF SHIT! STUPID ASS LAPTOP!! Warlock: HUNTER GET A COOKIE QUICK!! Hunter: *Reaches for cookie and gives it to Titan* HERE EAT THIS!!! Titan: Oh cookie!!! *munches on cookie* Hunter: *Holding pieces of the laptop *My laptop...you were too young. Warlock: Looks like you'll have to apologize publicly. Hunter: *Still mourning over the loss of his laptop* Sure sure just leave me to my grieving. Warlock: *walking out the door* Okay! *Rubs hand together evilly* Now to make preparations! hehehe HAHAHAHAHA*Thunder crackling in the background* Titan: I'm still here you know. Warlock:...This. Never. Happened. Titan: *Holding cookie box upside down* Give me more cookies and we have a deal. Warlock: *Pulls out cookie box* Titan: Good doing business with you. (Later that day) *Hunter walking through the tower* Civilian: Hey Hunter! Can't wait for your speech! Hunter: Hey!...Wait. SPEECH!? Civilian: Yeah! Warlock told us all about it! Hunter: THAT PIECE OF SHIT *Runs to find Warlock* Lord Shaxxx: *Give hard a VERY hard pat on the back* Good on you Hunter! No shame in apologies, only in cowardice! Hunter: *Continues walking while trying to regain the air knocked out of him* Holy...Shit *gasps for air* Hunter: *Finally finds Warlock* Warlock I swear I will- Warlock: *Holds out hand* Yeah yeah yeah, look your late for your speech so lets not keep the crowd waiting okay? Hunter: Crowd? Warlock: *Opens curtain and pushes Hunter out* Good luck! Hunter: *Walks up to the mic and looks at the crowd of Titans and Warlocks *... Crowd:... Hunter: ...Uhh, Hey, How, uhh, How ya doin? How's life Jim? Jim (Titan): F*** YOU! Hunter: No thanks buddy! So I take it you all saw the comment today! Heh heh well the thing is it's not mine! Random person: He lying! Hunter: No I'm not! Random Person: Are too! Hunter Am not! CHARLIE PUT THAT HAMMER DOWN! Charlie(Titan): *Pulls back Hammer* This one is going for you D***! Hunter: *Threateningly pointing finger* If you do, Charlie I promise, you will find void light where the sun doesn't shine! Charlie:... Hunter:... Charlie: You're bluffing! Besides I'm a Sunbreaker! The sun shines everywhere on me! Hunter: *Brings out Bow* This has BloodBound. *Titans around Charlie take hammer out of Charlie’s hand* Hunter: *Puts away Bow and fixes cloak * Thank you! Anyways On behalf of Hunters I would like to apologize to Titans and Warlocks Ikora: EVEN Warlocks? Hunter: *Holds back vomit* Y-Yes even Warlocks! Look I know you came here for a speech but to be honest I wasn't prepared for one so I'll keep it short and sweet. Enjoy you're new supers everyone, and stay awesome! Crowd: *Cheers* Ikora: EVEN Warlocks? Cayde: Stop it Ikora! He's barely holding it back! Ikora: Holding what back? Hunter: Y-Yes even *Gags* even Warlocks *Holds back vomit and forces a smile then runs behind the curtain* Titan: *Hand Hunter a doggy back who begin immediately vomiting* That went well! Hunter: *After vomiting* My god, that was horrible! I feel sick, someone get me some soup! Warlock: *Give Hunter a bowl of soup* Here you go! Hunter: *Looks at soup then at Warlock* F*** YOU! *Kicks Warlock in the nuts* Warlock: OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Titan: Holy shit dude!!! Are you trying to make sure he never has kids!!?? Hunter: *Tosses Titan a cookie* Shut up and take this. Titan: *Munches on cookie* You totally deserved that Warlock. Besides we don't need more of you! Warlock: *Still on the ground* Traitorous bastard! Titans: Meh, loyalty is bought with cookies! Hunter: Now you're coming with me!! *Drags Warlock away* Warlock: NOOOO! DON'T LET HIM TAKE MEEEEEE! (At Warlock's Vault) Hunter: WHAT THE NEW PASSWORD! Warlock: I'LL NEVER TELL YOU * Tries to spit at Hunter* Hunter: You leave me no choice *Prepares to kick Warlock again* Warlock: *Frantically waving* Nonononono , okay OKAY, I'll tell you I'LL TELL YOU! IT'S 1234 ALRIGHT! THERE I TOLD YOU NOW PLEASE DON'T KICK ME AGAIN! Hunter: *Stares at Warlock*...1234? I was expecting something complicated. Warlock: I thought no one would think of something so simple for a password. Hunter: Really now? *Yells at Titan who is fighting another Titan for a cookie box* HEY TITAN! Titan: WHAT!? Hunter: WHAT'S WARLOCK'S PASSWORD? Titan: I DUNNO MAYBE 1234! *Yells at the other Titan* WHY ARE YOU BITING ME!!!?? Warlock:…Damn even Titan got it. Hunter: Well let see what we can dismantle! Warlock: NO WAIT! Hunter: What do you want!? Warlock: There are things in that Vault that no mortal should ever see! Hunter:...Hmmm. That sounds interesting *Opens vault* Warlock: NOOOOOO! Hunter: JEEZ LOUISE WHAT THE F***!!?? Titan: * Walks in after being defeated* Damn guys that Titan was no joke! He REALLY WANTED THOS-...Oh my...Are those all pictures of...You are a sick man!! (Warlock's vault filled with pictures of Amanda) Warlock: Uhhh those aren't mine!! Hunter: Yup that's...that's creepy! Titan: Yup *munches on cookie* Warlock: Why do you still have that!? Titan: I eat slowly Hunter: Then why were fighting with that other guy? Titan: *Angrily bites cookie* He had more cookies than me! Warlock: *Stares in disbelief* Hunter: ...*Evil glint in Hunter's eyes* Hey Titan why don't you go call Amanda. Titan: Ummm are you sure? Don't you think she'll be mad? Hunter: Yeah but I think she should know about this. Warlock: Please no. Who knows what she'll do to me!!! Titan: *Looks between Hunter and Warlock* Uhhh!Ummm! Goddamn worldly dilemmas!!! Warlock: *Brings out a cookie* HERE!! Hunter: *Takes cookie from Warlock* Thank you! Here *Tosses cookies to Titan* Titan: *Begins to slowly munch on cookie* Dilemma solved! *goes to find Amanda* Warlock: *Reaching for Titan as he walks away* NOOOOOO!!!! Now I'll never get a date with her! Hunter: That the least of your worries right now bud! My advice to you...prepare your balls because after today you may never walk again! Amanda: Hey guys what's u-...What. The. F***!!?? Hunter: I think I'll be leaving now. I suggest you come along too Titan because if you stay then you're about to see something no man should ever see! Titan: *Whispers to Warlock* Sorry! *Runs to catch up with Hunter* Hunter: You chose wisely. Titan: He IS gonna be alright though...right? Hunter: No my cookie loving friend, he will not be alright in fact I suggest we both find hiding spots before he comes back. Oh and keep a hammer ready when you do hide. *Amanda begins yelling* Hunter: *Puts on some noise cancelling headphones and covers Titans ears* *Warlock screams in terror* *Hunter&Titan flinch* Titan: Yeeeeah he's gonna shock us to death isn't he? Hunter: Yup! That he will. The End! I hope I lightened the mood!