Huh. I looked down and didn't see a penis. I moved my breasts and still couldn't see a penis. The doctors who performed my c-section when I had my daughter a year and a half ago couldn't find a penis. [spoiler]I'm a woman[/spoiler] Never had a basement either. Oh, when I said I had a child I also meant that I'm not Mary and therefore have had sex before. You know, having a kid and all. I talk to a real female, besides my daughter, every day when my roommate comes home and asks me to cook food. Maybe 1) you shouldn't assume everyone on this thread is male or has a penis and 2) pull your head out of your ass, everyone watches porn at some point.