Trigger warning: trigger Warning!!
Deej's office:
"I understand the way this game is played." ―Tyrion to Deej
"Hey I promise Destiny wont be pay to win!" - Deej
"Thats what you said about veterans!" - Tyrion Shouted as he [i][b]SPANKS[/b][/i] Deej's bottom
"Thats what you said about no players left behind!" [i][b]SLAP[/b][/i]
"owowowowowwwww" - Deej cried
"Thats what you said about there being a story!" [i][b]SLAP[/b][/i]
"Eeeehhhh sasssskeeeeeehhhhhh narrrruuuutooooo saaaaaan heeeelpp meee saaannn" Cried Deej tears streaming
"Thats what you said about MICRO-TRANSACTIONS!" [i][b]SLAPPP[/b][/i] [i][b]SLAP SLAP DOUBLE SLAP[/b][/i]
"martyyyyyyy where are you my love?? halp meeee!!" - Deej cried out in desperation His cheeks a deep pink from the battering...
To be continued in expansion pass 11. pre-order now.
Meanwhile at Bungie's dungeon of forgotten promises and dreams:
"Laughing at another person’s misery was the only thing that made me feel like everyone else." - Tyrion to Luke Smith
"Same bro! Much Feel, Much agreement, Much throwing $, Much emote" - Luke Smith to Tyrion as he started to rub his moist nipples
" You Monster!" - Tyrion to Smith . Smith smiles and proceeds to unzip pants, hands and face sweaty. . . . . .
NSFW!!!
[spoiler]Sicko perv -_-[/spoiler]
At Activision office:
"I will hurt you for this. A day will come when your joy will turn to ashes and you will know the debt is paid." ―Tyrion Lannister to Activision ”
"You pc bro? Did you read EULA bro? You intolerant bro? You gonna discriminate against Micro-Minorities bro? Really bro? Thats insensitive bro! Welcome to 2015 bro" - Pc Activision Looks judgingly at Dinklage.
Thank You: Jazz Hands pls
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Damn, I thought this was actually gonna have something based in reality.