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People who can't do jumping puzzles are...

Rediculous and frustrating

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Total garbage

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Usually hunters

2013

Noobs, scrubs, etc.

405

not completely useless(yet still can't master the X button)

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Veriticaly challenged

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If you can't do the jumping puzzles or die frequently on them please comment below I'm dying to know why. Nothing is more frustrating than the one guardian all the way at the beginning of the puzzle an hour later not because he/she doesn't knowthe puzzle but purely because they can't jump. Please share your experiences of guardians failing those jumping puzzles in your fireteam.

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  • I can't help but die laughing when people struggle with the jumping puzzle... Especially just before the sisters on oryx when people actually make the jump, only to be sent flying by one of the Pistons lol... Hilarious!!!

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  • As a Hunter, I've never ever had a problem with the jumping puzzles. I'm also not retarded.

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  • First week doing Vault of Glass, and me and my room mate are in this fireteam with these really good players. My room mate is clearly struggling with the raid because he's under-leveled (was like 26-27 @ the time) but he managed to make it through because the other guys were kinda carrying us. That is, until we get to the jumping puzzle. We all make it across pretty well, except my room mate. We watch him try and fail, jump and fall, fly and die, over and over again. I can tell my team mates are getting impatient and some are even muddering some BS under their breaths, so finally I walk over to my buddy's controller after muting my mic, gesture for him to hand it to me, and proceed to make the jump for him. After never playing anything but Titan, and only taking about 10 seconds to familiarize myself with the jump pattern, I took his pathetic hunter ass across the jump puzzle on my first try, in our first raid ever. I handed the controller back to him and he just looked defeated. Worst part is we didn't get shit from Aetheon.

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  • I've got a friend who is really good at the game in everything except jumping. I don't get it.

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  • Hunters

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  • Usually hunters my ass. Maybe you should stop carrying on this stupid stereotype for hunters because I finish first every raid group, and at daughters I always am fastest.

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    • I don't get the hunters thing, we have the best jumps IMO

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    • Ridiculous*

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    • I'm a titan and just plain rubbish at them. I have no more to say on the matter

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    • I voted ridiculous and frustrating. That's how I felt getting to the Daughters then trying to kill them last night. I was the one that couldn't get to the relic and when I did I managed to dunk it then went to the wrong side and we wiped yet again. I was with a good, patient group but was holding them back so opted to leave to let them find another player that could help them finish it. They did. I'm done with King's Fall, at least for now. Destiny is a fps and a very good one. It is, unfortunately, a crap platformer. If I want to play a platform game then I'll choose a good one and stick the Wii U to play New Mario Bros or 3D World.

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    • I say titans have the hardest jump when precision counts. My hunter and lock can jump with ease.

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    • I'm okay at jumping puzzles, but hate them in a first person shooter. I wanna shoot stuff, not have a Mario interlude.

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    • I main hunter and I do alright with the jumping puzzles, except the ship on in Kings fall. That tricky ass jump with the ship that crosses over the other ship. U all know what I'm talking about. Iv hugged that ship with my face so many times...

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      • Depends on the jump, I am laser accurate horizontally, but vertically I suck 11 dicks. I assume this is because I main a 'Lock.

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      • I find warlocks have the toughest time when all they gotta do is stand still and double tap x. Warlocks run and jump which gives them a lower but longer jump. Just standing and jumping gives upwards lift

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        • "usually hunters" i always felt that way about warlocks. i feel as if triple jump is the easiest to platform with

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        • people actually think hunter's are bad at the jumping puzzle.

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        • Where's the "Never played platformers" option?

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          Hunter hurry equip bones of EAO

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          • You forgot never played a platform game in their life. I could do those jumping puzzles blindfolded with nubs for hands and have a slight mental retardation.

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          • I'm warlock, I'm stuck at daughters cp. can't finish the jumping platform.

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          • Not gonna lie. I straight suck with jumping period. I wouldn't put people through that garbage. Just force me ahead. I main a voidwalker now and I hate glide. So glad for blink. With that being said, I did do the raid with a nice group in a small amount of time and I only died from jumping. So aside from being the annoying non jumper I felt I did my part.

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          • Honestly bumper jumper makes things 10x easier and people still can't run relic or do puzzles :)

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            • Lol a guy was stuck on the vertical "jumping puzzle" that takes about 30 seconds to ascend for 15 minutes. And he was a hunter. I'm ashamed of my fellow hunters.

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            • I main a warlock but warlocks probably have the worst jump because it is so slow and if you don't double tap right away it goes down rather than up. So the thing about hunters isn't necessarily true

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            • If that's me. I back out , miss the chest and come back in next cp

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