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Edited by Asforme: 10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!

I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming! Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves? Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D

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  • One time a clan made said: "Guys, I'm AFK and get some food." We: "Okay, what will you eat?" He responded: "Just some simple noodles with tomato sauce." We:"Nice, Bon appetite". We were playing strikes or something and after 10 - 15 min. I heard something in the chat party and wondered, I'm the only one hearing this!? I asked: "Guys, do you also here this? Oooh, yeeeah, mmmhh, ahhh, oh yeah benji, give it to me!" I thought I was maybe high :D but I wasn't the only who heard this :D after it was more or less some lustful moaning it resulted in "bang bang bang, fap fap fap, ooooh yeeeaah benji, clap clap clap, harder harder!" So he had sex with his girl and 5 guys listened and cheered for him:"Go benji, go! Give it her hard!!! Enjoy your noodles with tomato sauce!!" :D :D :D we laughed soooo much!!! :D he returned and said:"Hey, I'm back" We:"Nice dude! How was your meal!?" He:"Yeah, was good, simple food, but good." We:"Ahhh okay, nice :D" we made some fun afterwards with noodles and tomato sauce and he probably asked himself "WTF is wrong with them? Why noodles and tomato sauce are so funny?!" After some minutes he gets it and asked:"Dudes..., you heard everything, right?" We:"Jup, we did :D great job bro!" :D it was probably the most funny afk moment we had in Destiny and will stay in memory for a long time! :D nowadays noodles with tomato sauce became a running gag to us and the people who shared this moment will always think maybe about him when they eat noodles with tomato sauce :D yeah, so that's my story :) peace!

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