Your Browsing the Forums Hoping Shotguns are dead When out of the corner of your eye you spot him ShesMyNerd He's Charging you, about 15 feet back He equips bladedancer and blinks He's Gaining on You ShesMyNerd Your looking for your Thorn but your all turned around He's almost upon you now, and you can see there are tears on his face, My Deej, there's Tears everywhere! Running for your life From ShesMyNerd He's brandishing a Felwinters Its ShesMyNerd Blinking and Shotgunning, Legendary Crybaby ShesMyNerd Stalking the rumble ShesMyNerd Crying for Sport BLINKING OVER BODIES! Actual, Shotgunner ShesMyNerd Now its Game 2 and you have seem to lost him But Mercy Rule is active soon You creep silently around The Anonamly Aha! In The Distance! A sniper without blink on-Hope! You Message him, "Good Game M8", But He falls to the ground, a slug in his back! The Chaperone (Annoying, Annoying) Hard Quest Line (Earned it, Earned it) Now its right in front of you!] BUT HE DIES, ITS SHES MY NERD Recharging his blink, ShesMyNerd But He doesn't see you tether ShesMyNerd Your sneaking up behind him BACKSTABBING CRYBABY SHESMYNERD Fighting for your life with ShesMyNerd Whining over nerfs with ShesMyNerd Stab him in the back Safe at last from ShesMyNerd You walk away from Flag C Blood Oozing from your sore eyes You've beat ShesMyNerd Wait! He Isnt Dead! Lag Surprise! A Last word to your head and death in his eyes But you know Blink too! (You Bladedancer too!) Blink over Crybaby ShesMyNerd! Legendary Duel with ShesMyNerd! Normal Laggy Fight for ShesMyNerd! You try to bladedance ShesMyNerd But energy is draining from your super! He lags through every swipe, he blinks over your head You Shadestep to the right, you catch him in the neck Your teabagging his Ghost now! You have just -blam!- ShesMyNerd He sends you a message, expressionless You fall to your Iphone, and post on the forums "I BEAT CRYBABY SHESMYNERD HE ISNT EVEN GOOD LOL SCRUB" The End