I had a raid team mixed of friends and randoms Go ballistic on me cause I shouted "stop trying to F*** ALICE!!" One time. I rescued a male dog. He was always trying to bone my female dog. My female dogs Name is Alice. Friends fed the randoms that my wife's name was Alice and we had a "open relationship". They assumed some dude was trying to bang my wife with out me. I couldn't defend myself between bouts of hysterical laughter.