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10/12/2015 12:22:24 AM
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I was caught scubaing in my bedroom
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with an oxygen tank and mask on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the oxygen tank and mask off. Five minutes later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with an oxygen tank and mask on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
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1 ReplyDONT STEAL THREADS!
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shouldve looked her in the eyes and finished like a beast
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3 RepliesYou stole this
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2 RepliesNavy already posted this.
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1 ReplyPics or it didn't happen.
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Inb4navyseal
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1 ReplyWhats the purpose of the oxygen mask?
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Hahahaha
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1 ReplyI just imagine an awkward, lingering eye contact as you continue, the loud breathing sound ringing through the room
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2 RepliesLel I'm done
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1 Reply10/10 am definitely going to this now
